Late night reports from Target field hint that the hometown
Will the Twins win the series?
Does Jim Thome really watch reruns of the Mod Squad in the clubhouse?
Why haven't Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau hugged lately?
If Joe Nathan throws 93 mph from a train leaving Eighth Street, at what time does he arrive home?
Who the hell is Rubby De La Rosa, and why do I feel dirty when I say it out loud?
Will Nishioka eat grits?
Does Scott Baker look at the bullpen out of respect for Bert?
Will these questions ever be answered?
Pitching:
Rubby De La Rosa pitching against Twin's undeniable champion, ace, and all around nice guy, Scott Baker.
Lineups:
Twins:
1. Revere 8
2. Nishioka 6
3. _auer 2
4. Righthanded w/ power 9
5. Thome Bench spot saver
6. Dani 5
7. Hughes 3
8. Repko 7
9. Tolbot 4
Orphans:
1. Gwynn 7
2. Blake 5
3. Ethier 9
4. Dairy Brand 8
5. Lonely 3
6. Uribe 4
7. Thames DH
8. Navarro 2
9. Gordon 6
Go Twins!
_auer? No manliness?
Brilliant!
unfortunately, the MLB is full of lame-Os.
Thankfully, the filter isn't perfect.
Everyone step up to platform 30 -- Light Rail will be leaving on schedule in just a few minutes. Looking for a smooth ride *crosses fingers until circulation is cut off*
I haven't listened to the Twins feed in ages, but the Dodger feed is unbearable. They're Hawk-level awful.
Something about loving strikeouts goes here.
yeah, I'd love to see an overflowing hump yard full of light rail graphics by game's end.
In my opinion, THAT is a way to open a ballgame.
Hello!
Norm! No, wait, too early for Norm.
The prodigal returns!
You still looking for anymore survivor contestants?
I've still got room and time before we start, sure.
Go ahead and put me down. Unless you've raised the entry requirements!
Usually we only do that for pets...
Which - put em down or raise entry requirements???
You've got mail.
And returned.
9-pitch AB and an RBI -- very nice, yosh-nish
加えたもの
Okay, is Dodger pitcher De la Rosa's first name really "Rubby"?
It really is. I've been chuckling at his name since he debuted.
Yes. Until we find out several years later it's actually "Rubbys".
Afternoon all, greetings from sunny Omaha! Go Twins!
Zap!
I've been waiting all series for James Loney to take his revenge on me.
I laugh inwardly every time he bats.
They're not falling for that high strike this inning, Scotty. Or are you not pitching it?
Time for Jimbo to go all longball on Rubby here.
Okay then, a single. Time to hit-and-run with Jimmers on first!
Hola
We're saved, Dazzle says Luke is going to start carrying the club offensively.
Luke will carry us offensively just as Dazzle carries us commentatorally.
Dang, that's still funny every time.
Yep - still funny.
I know I'm preaching to the converted and all, but a liner over the head of the SS or 3B is still as beautiful to me as it was the first time I saw one.
I'll still take a liner over the outfielder with a smack against the wall that's audible over the radio feed.
I'd take that too, I guess, but that's not what Luke did so I didn't mention it.
And I'd certainly take it so it's audible over the radio, since that's the only way a Twins fan would know what was going on.
Bases loaded? Oh, I thought Valencia was a GIDP, not FC.
Afternoon, folks.
Norm!
yeah, it works now.
Nicely done, light rail
Attaboy Scotty!
My favorite kind of strikeout.
I think I'm going to run errands. The local baseball card shop has the MLB package...
Rats. I was hoping the Dodgers would wear their fauxback "satin" jerseys this series.
Bye Loney.
So... I apparently missed today's scoring, then?
The first batter of the game scored, so you missed it by a lot, too.
Well, I've been haunting the game log since the second inning, so I don't know that I missed it "by a lot", but I seem to have missed it, all the same.
Took my son to his first "professional" soccer game last night. RSL won 2-0 - was hoping today's game might provide a bit more scoring.
This Puckett/Revere comparison they keep harping on...well, points for creativity, I guess.
My wife mentioned the other day that Revere has Kirby's smile, but so far that's about all.
Huh. That's true, actually.
It's nice to have someone so fast on the bases that it doesn't matter if the opposition knows he's going.
Dick is really into this sweet ben = young kirby thing.
I'm sure he'll tack on 20-HR power within a couple of seasons.
I'm thinking the best chance Revere has to be like Kirby is to suddenly develop glaucoma.
Ouch
I suppose it sounds meaner than I meant it to, yeah. Seriously, though, their comparison only works without some minor league context.
Okay, now I've got an email from my agency looking for "a Fabio lookalike." This isn't my day.
Ah, send that one my way.
Nice. You're the next star of the spots for Washington's equivalent of Grand Casino!
A double to the opposite field! That's something I've been missing from _auer.
Two singles in one!
For those who got to see it, how, exactly, did that one go down?
Hard liner to first, and Loney didn't hesitate to fire it over to third rather than take the easy out at first. Smart play, but not one that would usually be attempted.
Well, that's what makes Loney one of the great first basemen.
Whoa. Was Mauer aware he didn't have to go to third there?
That was not a fair exchange.
Dick just correctly used the word "larcenous." Color me impressed.
Just got the Rubio banner. Oddly compelling, that.
I laughed a lot. I think it's my favorite of hj's creations, but it's tough to remember because he's got about 15 of them up there.
Wow, that Gladden temper tantrum was the greatest thing on this entire telecast so far.
at work so i only got gameday going. did it have something to do with the navarro bunt?
Better. So much better.
A ball was hit up to Gladden, an easy play, and he reached out and booted it. He immediately ripped off his glove and hurled it against the back wall, then threw off his headset. Dick, paraphrasing, said "He brings his glove year after year, he finally gets a chance and that's what he does with it!"
Oh, that's awesome... Wish I could've seen that one.
Dazzle has some serious anger management issues.
Yeah. It looked like a real outburst. That's more than I can manage when I'm alone playing video games and dying for the fiftieth time in a row, let alone calling a game that thousands of people are listening to.
I know the frustration. I got my first foul ball the last time Baker pitched a 1-0 game (crosses fingers) against San Diego. Cuddy hit one straight back and it smacked right off my palm. Sure I got the ball and got to be shown on the jumbotron and TV as I hadnded it to my 3 year old who attempted to reinact the Philly girl fan in throwing it back (until he was thwarted by me blocking it) but it still eats me up that I didn't catch it. Of course I didn't have a glove
I get the frustration, surely. But that display...wow.
Also, welcome back, man. Is that your first post here at the "new" site?
I don't think so, because I signed up right away and thought I posted right away. I've been lurking quite a bit, but just haven't been posting too much.
Searching for "Nate Tubbs Rules"... six comments. Two right away, two in May, and now two in June. He's done until July.
How many do I need to push someone out of the montage banner, 100? Look at me 3 in one day.
I think I can see a "G" in that face.
Make him change to this:
I'm not getting the reference. I'm Homer-level slow on that one. Something said...not good.
zooomx.2's HAL avatar is the "O" in "WGOM". Since the avatar banner is pretty full, sean was saying he saw a G in your avatar. I'm thinking, use the M and Spooky can fill you in.
Just in case you haven't seen it, this is the avatar banner.
Oh, and it has an extra column now.
I strive to work quickly.
Yay! Six Chuck Jameses!
I didn't like being the only one with a close-up actual photo of self or family.
So instead of my second, I used the inspiration for the fourth.
I'm not sure how I missed you. I was pretty sure I got every poster with at least a few comments.
The first and only ball I've gotten at a game was during batting practice at the Dome. I walked over to the dome right after class (I was going to the U of M at the time) and got cheap seats, then camped out in the first row, doing homework. Unsurprisingly, about 10 minutes after I got my text book, my notebook, my graphing calculator, my scratch paper and my protractor and compass set up, I hear a good crack of the bat, look up, and see it heading straight for me.
Needless to say, I didn't catch it in the air, but I also managed not to drop any of my school resources onto the field of play and walked away with the ball, so there's that.
After the game was done, I figured that I'd try for some autographs since the wife (then the girlfriend) and I had nothing else planned. Nobody signed until 45 minutes after the game when most people had left. Then Mauer and Morneau came out and signed everything anyone offered them, including the scuffed BP ball. Oh, and it was 2006, just to make the story better.
Did the Twins nonchalant that one?
now all we need is a stolen base, passed ball and a balk.
Stolen base, check.
stolen base, check.
Whoa, Baker back out, eh?
baker = gardy's verlander
Loved how Dick very snarkily mentions that in all his time broadcasting with Bert he's never seen him with a tear in his eye until Bert noticed Scotty coming back out to pitch another inning. Ha!
Intentionally walking Ben Revere?? Seriously?
I guess, with the
pitchershortstop-san up next.If Baker can get through this inning unscathed, game over.
Oh-oh.
So much for that.
Evidently Johnny Damon = Ted Williams. Who knew?
Evidently my head = asploded.
Why, yes, Perkins got Ethier looking. Of course.
but really, why go to Perkins? Was Baker staring at the bullpen?
Didn't seem that way. He didn't look pleased that he was coming out.
LOOGY with spot appearances against righties?
Is it okay to look at the bullpen after 119 pitches (most of which were probably UP in the zone)?
ah. Yea, that's a lot, even for Bert.
close circuit to SBG. I don't think I have your email address any more. If you still have mine, drop me a line, I have a gift for you for putting up my top300 list over the years at the old site.
NTR
I would gladly add your list as a link up top, too.
Cool. I've neglected it this year (its hard to get into that stuff when the play on the field is so putrid), but I'll probably update the numbers at the allstar break and can shoot it to you then. The problem is that I believe SBG had to do a lot of formatting to turn my excel doc into web ready. You may ask him how long that took and decide if its something you want to undertake (as I'm a moron when it comes to that sort of thing).
I can get the old list someday and I'm sure that sean can do the formatting.
Suuure, make me do it...
It's cool. I should be able to format it without much trouble.
formatting to turn my excel doc into web ready
I like using Tabelizer - cut from Excel, paste into the box, hit "Convert" and then copy/paste the output into any post.
Sbg [at] stickandballguy dot c o m still works.
Perkins!
Well, that worked out ok.
Impressive.
Ethier and Kemp? Perkins, thy cup runneth over.
Six pitches, two Ks.
I'm so old that I can remember when Glen Perkins was persona non grata.
When we were but saplings, green in youth.
Does Hawksworth know how to throw sliders a foot off the plate outside?
according to gameday, no.
So. Close.
No.
I smell a Thome-ter coming.
I would be so happy to see this one blown open.
Damn. Just the sauce.
Gonna need some orange juice to wash that one down.
Or not that either.
He has to pitch to Juicy, what with slugger Luke Hughes on deck.
I guess that was what Hoey was supposed to be like.
Aaaaand inhale....
i have a bad feeling baker's gonna get a no-decision.
Mammy's little baby loves short'nin', short'nin'
Mammy's little baby loves short'nin' bread
1-2-???
Come on, Capps! My cardiologist has enough money already.
Dazzle figures Oeltjen and Hughes are speaking Austrailian at first.
I want to believe he's kidding, but I don't.
and breeeaathhhh.
Puppies
[Puppies]!
Five 1-0 wins on the season? Who does that?
Bert?
Nah, Bert just lost games by 1 - 0.
For some reason I feel like they have all been with Baker starting.
sweeet.
Good win. We needed that.
The AL better win the All-Star game, otherwise the Twins don't have a chance at winning the World Series.