Fister vs. Walters
Revere 8
Dozier 6
Mauer 3
Willingham 7
Morneau DH
Plouffe 9
Casilla 4
Butera 2
Carroll 5
In which we hope that our Triple A pitchers do not regress to the mean.
Fister vs. Walters
Revere 8
Dozier 6
Mauer 3
Willingham 7
Morneau DH
Plouffe 9
Casilla 4
Butera 2
Carroll 5
In which we hope that our Triple A pitchers do not regress to the mean.
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Oh, man! I haven't read PBF in forever.
He said fister....
And it looks like he'll have to do it in a tight strikezone....
Bring 'im in, Joe!
Morneau infield hit...of course!
Hey, bases loaded- I think we all know how this will end.
I'm guessing a K-plouffe.
I sure don't expect any runs from it.
I expect all the runs.
And get none 🙁
That would have been unthinkable.
Yay a "day" game.
Boooo, Cabrera tried to throw it away and Fielder didn't let him.
I got a live look-in for that at-bat. When he plouffed it over towards Cabrerra, I got hopeful. It was such a crappy grounder, that even ol' drunky could take care of it.
This may be the free pizza and cookies that I'm having for lunch today talking, but I think the Twins are going to win this game. The key hit will be Revere's inside-the-park home run.
I am really cheering for Revere to get an inside-the-parker. Today would be a great day for it.
Free pizza and cookies = free lunch :: Tiger errors today = free runs.
The math works out.
good prediction New Guy (cept for the Revere part)
Drew Butera, doubles machine.
Drew Butera is a hitting machine.
The hivemind is mechanical in nature.
Also maybe a little forced at this point.
Squirrel!!
Drew Butera offensive machine!
Suck it, nibbish!!!
Drew Butera is a base hit machine.
nibbish makes a bet against Butera, Butera starts hitting. nibs, you wouldn't mind betting against him, oh, weekly would you?
Whelp, there goes maybe getting a run...
Butera double = double digit runs!
I'm guessing that single by Carroll was fisted into right?
lol
Yeah that's probably the second time I've ever seen that work.
Please don't tell me that was the fake to third throw to first move.
Balk!
I was watching - Birthday lunch at the bar! - and that one actually looked like a balk, since there was stutter stepping.
Well that was ugly.
😮 - Edit: I didn't know this site did emoticons.
We should do a game thread sometime where we only post in emoticons.
Is there a game the Twins are sure to at least maybe win so the entire game log doesn't consist of 🙁 's?
or :'( Edit - well, that didn't work.
😀
Who was it once at WGOM That Was that did an entire game log only in embedded images?
I think it was Big Mak.
It was Rhu_Ru.
The end result was not unexpected, but the manner in which it was achieved...well...let's go with "innovative".
I see we've gotten 4 hits and no runs to show for it. Standard.
He can't stop Doziering.
He's the Bull-Dozier
Since when did Dozier become the best player on this team?
He can't stop Mauering.
He can't stop Morneauing.
MOUNTIE
Boom?
According to Dazzle's call, that was a very boring home run.
Well now that's a better way to do things.
Back to Back!
BACK TO BACK
PLOUFFDA
Can someone tell me if Plouffe can stop Plouffeing?
I can tell you that Casilla can't stop Kasilla'ing.
Holy crap, who are these guys?
Unbelievable!
And I also re-tract anything bad I've said about Plouffe today.
Sweet - hadn't refreshed in awhile and it went from:
to
Just passing through (damned day games)
But I wanted to note that my newspaper capsule summaries indicated that in yesterday's games, Jamie Moyer (a) got an infield hit that (b) scored TWO runs.
I'm not sure which of those I find more astounding.
I'm going with (0): Jamie Moyer.
if I remember the highlight this morning, Moyer hit a slow roller tot he 1B dude and the pitcher was slow to cover and the Rockies on base just kept running.
Wait, what happened to the give-back runs? Walters not pitching the Twins Way.
If Butera gets a hit in this AB, he will be over .300, I think.
Gotta love that Tiger's infield defense.
That error was tasty!
fielding error on the Tiggers. In other news, the sun rose in the East this morning.
Butera is unstoppable!
Anyone else think "Fister sets at the belt" sounds a little dirty?
Carroll ain't that tall, ump.
In other notes, the scout feature on mlb gameday is entirely worthless (Fister has plenty left in the tank, cause he's throwing 89 mph fastballs!)
Shut it off! click the sprocket towards the right upper corner.
Man I hate the new version of gameday. I always make sure to switch it to the classic version.
Gameday Mini is great.
Size doesn't matter.
That's wha.....oh, nevermind.
Both good ideas...
A veritable on-base parade!
What do you do to a guy hitting well? Have him bunt of course!
One advantage of having the crappy record we do is that it's really galling when we're beating someone.
and it makes the other team mad too.
*goes looking for the missing "implied you"*
Uno!
What is this one?
It's a Delmon first pitch out.
Which is a lot more fun than it used to be.
And a very common occurrence.
Oops.
tries to count the Tigers hits; fails
this PJ Walters character might be the second-best pitcher in Twins franchise history. After Scott Diamond, of course.
I think when those two lead the Twins to a world series' title, the team should get their rings from this place.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaha
2 base error was even tastier!
EDIT: 3 base error even tastier than that!
Gotta love the tigers Efense.
I just can't envision this Tigers team as so error prone. Where did that come from?
An infield of Fielder, Raburn, Peralta and Miggy doesn't make that obvious?
guess you didn't see my tongue exploding out the side of my cheek
You can go on the DL for that in a week or two.
oops.
How have we not linked to that delmon gif yet this series?
You mean this one?
Yup. Thanks.
Hey, Twins could compete in the AL central!
What the heck is going on here? First it put this comment here, instead of at the bottom, and now it won't let me edit it... odd.
There is so much joy to be had in a rival's perceived weakness being an actual weakness.
There's so much joy in what they do out there.
/Apologies to Craig Finn.
Wait: Willingham safe at third on error by first baseman Prince Fielder? How can that possibly happen?
Prince Fielder had to chase down a ball that he missed. It's really a credit to how hard he's worked on his speed that Willingham didn't score. Twice.
Oh, Lord, I laughed. +2 runs.
Productive Out, I guess.
I really hope that Willingham's play makes the highlights.
Tigers also have the 13 man staff. Is this the new normal.
Tigers also have people who aren't platoon worthy, so they can justify it a little more.
Raise your hand if you're still laughing at Fielder.
Oh how I wish I could've seen this.
You know how sometimes football receivers alligator arm a catch when they see the defender bearing down on them? It was basically the same thing. The ball may have tipped off of the end of his glove, but didn't slow down too much.
I'm still laughing at Fielder from yesterday. This latest one might kill me!
bisch
🙁
Who is that wearing Butera's jersey?
Did aliens kidnap the real Drew Butera?
Imagine, if you will, a world where Drew Butera is a good hitter.
Butter's on fire!
The umps really hate Carroll today.
Okay. I'm going to bet my co-worker $1000 that Drew Butera isn't hitting .300 by the end of the year.
Of course, the way the universe will screw me over on that one will be for him to blow out a knee in this game, so many I shouldn't.
Add a minimum number of at-bats clause.
Or plate appearances. 502 sounds like a nice number to choose.
derk
Bandbox
failder
Damn. We need more Tigers' errors.
At least there's _elm_n to rely on.
Uno^2
I sense a theme to this game. I liked the way it started. Not so much now.
The next solo homer just might hurt us.
Walkingham
Willingham with the ambulatory trifecta today.
Joe is such a waste at first. Make him shortstop.
pfft, he's too tall to last at shortstop.
Hey Guys, I just looked at the in-game boxscore on Gameday Classic.
Guess who in today's lineup has the highest BA?
Also, 4th best OPS.
The ump has a pretty crappy zone.
You've got to be kidding. How many lefties do we have and Gardy brings in Liriano? That's ridiculous.
Gardy, crazy like a fox.
It's Liriano's 2nd inning that we have to watch out for.
Yeah, I don't really see the logic. Liriano's struggling in the rotation, so let's give him a break in the bullpen. Hey, look! A one-run lead in the 7th, let's give it to a pitcher who has been struggling! Maybe the team's just been so bad that Gardy's forgotten what to do when the Twins are winning.
to be fair, he and Capps were probably the 'freshest' arms out of the pen thanks to Blackburn and Marquis sucking
Well this should be interesting.
Apparently, that was an effective move.
Nice double play!
Alright, Liriano. Alright.
Liriano...DP.
So predictable.
Good job, Frankie. Succeed despite your manager.
Squirrel x 3!!!!
Did Butera and Mauer switch bats this game?
Butera is the new Glen Williams.
Drew Butera your Minnesota Twins 2012 All-Star game representative.
Nah, he's just a worthless singles hitter.
I was surprised to join the game in progress and see that _etroit had only made two errors in seven innings... and then I read this game log and was reassured.
Only? Two would put them on pace for 322 errors. I think that would just about break the record. Maybe.
My tongue was in cheek a la Rhubarber earlier in this thread.
Will PJ Walters be a columnist for the PiPress in 40 years?
Perkins doesn't have it today.
Liriano took it from him
Thank you Prince.
Twins need another double play. Time to bring in Liriano again.
Thanks _elm_n!
*starts breathing; color returns to face*
Sometimes Dos is better than Uno!
Man, I love seeing Delmon in an opponents uni.
Thank you Delmon.
Robot umps now!
Or at least cyborg umps.
what about bionic umps?
depends on if the eyes are mechanical or biological
pretty wide strike zone on those outside pitches
It's squeaky bum time.
north, south, west, east.
If Capps comes in and screws this up, it'd be the first time this season I've been subjected to it live.
That just means you haven't built up a tolerance to it.
Finally a ball-strike in our favor!
And, breathe.
Hoorayyy!
More puppies! Twins sweep!!!
SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Donuts for everyone!
Suck it _etroit!
Why are they not all that easy?
wwwhhhhhaaaaaaaa!!??
Nice artwork, hj. That is sweet.
i thought so too when i found it.
Wow 2nd 2 game winning streak this season
Twins are .500 in their last 10 games! On fire!
I'm confused... I'm pretty sure this says "fire on the Twins."
Yeah, that needs to be switched so the Twins are on fire.
they have fire hair, a la Heat Miser.
Hmmm... Dozier was called up 10 games ago. He's the Ricky Rubio of the 2012 MN Twins. All he does is win (50% of the time).
Still on track for 136-26!
This seems to be the working number... it's lasted longer than any other (well, at least as long).