Yovani Gallardo
v
Francisco Liriano
Time to start another series winning streak. The Royals just swept the Brewers, so surely the Twins can take at least two out of three, right? The Pirates are next and although they have a winning record, B-R's SRS system rates them a -0.5, so there's another winnable series. Just burst the bubble that needs to be burst before something drastic happens, like the Pirates making it to the postseason. Finally, uh, let me check the master schedule I have saved to keep the sidebar updated... Right, Cincinnati is next and they're actually kind of good. That's okay, just take things one game at a time and work your way up to a bit of a challenge. Because then it's the White Sox next and it's always fun to beat them.
the return of Roy Smalley. ugh.
Well, you can tell Radke (or PJ for that matter) isn't pitching tonight
Lively game log, dudes!
Deschutes Twilight tonight.
Oh mama. I'm drunk already. Millers highlife around, fellas!
I can't wait for tomorrow so I can have more than one beer again.
Dude, I've had all your beers.
You can have mine too, meat.
**stuck at work 'til 10 PM**
Yeah, those are gone, too.
I have one Fulton Lonely Blonde (appropriately, I guess) for tonight. After the tri tomorrow, all bets are off.
I drank a bottle of water.
I suppose we'll see how this game goes.
Sorry dude, I'm here, but my daugher insists I not be much involved in the log. Anyway, had a NG Black Top and now I'm pounding Rhinelander shorties.
It's raining up a storm here. I didn't get to hardly get familiar with my dad's bike. The chain broke about 1/4 mile from where I started off. In its defense, it's the original chain and Dad bought the bike in HS. Got the chain replaced at the local bike shop, just in time for it to open up.
Well, there's our answer. It didn't explode or make a crater, it burrowed.
Ha!
it seems like Doumit has been struggling lately, but coming into this game he has 12 hits in 43 ABs (.279/.289/.419/.707 slash line)
These FSN bumpers are causing them to miss pitches. Just what we need is a broadcast like the Cubs that oogles girls instead of showing the game.
that sounds alright to me
It sounds all right until you actually watch the games. Then it becomes annoying.
like everything, it all comes down to execution
Instead of FSN North girls, I'd rather see a SABR squad. Well...hear them.
Listen to the SABR squad, watch the FSN North girls. Sounds like a good pairing to me.
And now a Twitter scroll?! Aargh!!!!
okay F-Bomb, pick Cargo's @ss off
nice call
Thank you.
who do you think you are, Mark Grace?
I think PMac stumbled onto a WGOM Community Project:
GO GO: I'm pretty awesome, I got on base.
Mauer: Don't get cocky, kid.
Go Go Out Out.
I feel a little bad for Carlos.
Who among the Citizenry speaks German? I've decided to learn a little bit of it this summer.
Ich spreche und verstehe nur ein bischen Deutsch.
Sehr gut. Ich weisse auch ein bisschen Deutsch. Aber moechte ich andere Sprache zu lernen.
Pretty sure I screwed up that end. I took it for four years in high school because that's all they had other than Spanish. The three word types are the hardest to remember, but the word order and grammar are pretty easy.
Ditto exactly, except three years since I slacked off freshman year. Unfortunately, with few chances (and too little motivation) to read or speak German, it all atrophied.
I'm hoping to learn something with a bit more use than Gaelic and Czech, not that I know much of either of those. I generally enjoy learning languages, so I'm hoping to get a more useful language in there.
German and old English are pretty similar. Learning old English would probably be more interesting.
Just a couple college courses.
I spoke a bit with one of the workers in Germany at EPCOT and she told me my pronunciation was excellent. I had to ask her to translate what she said when she told me that, though.
Gibt mir ein Bier, bitte. Schneller!!
JaNein.Can order zwei pils in muenchen
Viele Biere, bitte! Schnell!
Mein Gott! I was too late.
I know willkommen, guten tag, auf wiedersehen, Baron Underbheit
schwarzwälder kirschtorte
Krankenhausbesuchsdienst
schmeckt gut.
not good. Jason Bay might have another concussion
if one is using Twitter at a baseball game, wouldnt you wait until there is a break in the action, or the half inning is over to tweet?
At least Doumit went a few more pitches before striking ut this time.
Dick, that's Mauer at first, not Morneau.
That's even worse than Dazzle saying Willingham was the first out last inning. Good thing the announcers pay attention.
Jason Mauer
Doesn't he own a car dealership?
Sconnie sqwackers dry, but fact oriented. A little Gordo on the fly balls.
Okay, wtf is social media night at the ballpark? I'm tired of tweets and facebooking.
I dont know. But why buy a ticket to the game and not watch it while you are tweeting when you can watch the game at home and tweet.
Because your lack of insight and grammar might make it on the FSN North broadcast!
whee heart teh Twinzzz!!!! #fsn
happy Plouffeday!
Gallardo gave him a nice birthday present.
Plouffe <3 the people in left field.
Geez, Plouffe. You're some sort of homer hitting weirdo now.
It's like Ortiz, but he figured it out BEFORE we got to ditching him.
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Hehe. Papi ditch timing not so good.
All these homers are getting pulled though. The organization should really crack down on that.
My best fantasy-baseball pickup evah, right there.
oh, Plouffe!da
Happy birthday, you f*&^ing monster.
Plouffe is one bad mutha'.
I'm curious how you know what is written on his wallet.
I was there, but off-camera.
Sconniecast sounds like Max Smart.
Liriano's under a 6 ERA now!
Also, the Brewers have no hits. This game might deserve a larger audience here.
Last time someone mentioned that, he imploded.
I was so afraid that was going to be me.
Last time someone mentioned that, he imploded.
yeah, sorry about that.
Pop quiz: how many pitchers had thrown more than one no-no? I just looked it up on the off chance that Frankie joins the club; the number was higher than I expected.
What about in consecutive years?
That would take actual... umm, research?
Four:
Warren Spahn (1960 and 1961)
Sandy Koufax (1962 and 1963, 1963 and 1964, 1964 and 1965)
Steve Busby (1973 and 1974)
Nolan Ryan (1973 and 1974, 1974 and 1975, 1990 and 1991)
And at four it shall stay for at least a little longer...
Koufax - 4 seasons in a row!
Ryan - 3 seasons
Spahn - 2
Busby - 2
hmm..its probably somewhere in the 20s
Good guess but wrong.
Damn damn damn damn.
the hit and run WORKED!
Laddie!
Of course, let's give the Brewers a free out.
Gallardo was due to get someone out anyway.
And they repay the favor by giving us a free baserunner.
Boooooooooooooooooo, where's the RBI!?!?
Stop walking Mauer. I picked him for BTS.
Span's bunt was the key to the inning.
For the Brewers.
quit with the walks, dude.
Someone really needs to get the WGOM mentioned on FSN's twitter scroll.
My head is about to explode from the inanity of these tweets.
I better tweet that. #MNTwins #FSNorth
double play please
Interesting, ESPN Gameday just flashed that Aoki, in his career against Liriano, is 17 for 18 with 19 homers and 1a strikeouts. I'm impressed.
The results of his 100% effort!
'I am finally ready to admit that Trevor Plouffe excites me.'
That's strange, I've been Plouffe-curious for some time now.
You realize that ... That ... Nuthing.
ENOUGH WITH THE WALKS
Braun*
Heh. This.
aw, go bite.
This one's on spooky, right?
Yep. *glare*
I am not a superstitious man, but this is like the fourth time I've mentioned a no-hitter and had the pitcher immediately and completely implode.
Sorry man, but I'm going to have to disable your account when Twins pitchers are getting somewhat close. It's for the good of the team.
I said this about Blakburn, but you saying something then Liriano imploding seems more a function of a Liriano implosion being something that is a law of physics.
Wait, that was their first hit? I had no clue. Thanks, Dazzle. Absolute BOO.
I'd call for a censor to wipe all mention of Liriano dipping below 6, but Spooky is the censor.
I will self-censor from now on.
Indubitably.
With 90-odd pitches through five, I was hoping he'd lose the no-hitter soon, but in a less bloody fashion.
I may have to take credit for that one. I clocked in just as Maysonet walked - came upstairs for a breather from a viewing of Alvin & The Chipmonks: Chipwrecked with the nephews...musta brought the humor with me.
SECOND DECK!
Juiced.
Hope no one asks to check his bat.
oh, geez
Holy CRAP, Plouffe.
Who else likes the sound of MVP Trevor Plouffe??
The best part of this is how much Phyllo was whining about hating Plouffe last week.
Is Plouffe reminding anyone else of Jose Bautista?
I hope so.
YOU CANT HIT HOMERUNS AT TARGET FIELD
Plouffe now has 13 hits in the homestand. Seven of those are home runs and three are doubles.
The new Twins didn't get the memo.
EDIT: Should be 1 comment up.
Sooooooooo... what if Trevor Plouffe is for real?
We could add him to the list of first round draftees whose minor league careers were disappointing but who blossomed on the Twins. See Span, Denard. Hope that Hicks does the same.
Span had the LASIK. I don't think a hair cut is the same.
Clearly you haven't been keeping up on the advances I hair cutting over the years.
I dunno, Samson was quite some time ago.
Exactly, which is why cutting off the hair gives you power nowadays.
I've had LASIK and a haircut. Still can't throw worth beans or hit for power.
Well that because you had LASIK, not the LASIK.
Or maybe it was Lasix after all.
Perhaps it's Lasix?
I do enjoy a milkshake from time to time
ubes spookied it.
Trevor Plouffe is now on the AL leaderboard in HRs
Trevor Plouffe met the devil at the crossroads...
That was only good for 29
Songsdongers.Better Old Scratch than, say, Greg Anderson...
Brewers feed shows homers at the Bullseye through 32 games each year - 41, 45, 66. Willingham and Plouffe, sure, but wow.
the concrete has finally dried
This made me laugh quite a bit.
Yup.
Yeah, me too.
Er, three
Put the trees back up!
Dick and Roy trying to find The Reason Liriano lost it. Maybe... he just got tired? Bad inning? Shit happens.
I blame Trevor Plouffe HR.
I'm surprised that Bert didn't come up with, and actually say, "Shit happens."
Last I checked, this qualifies as a quality start. Also, Ryan Braun is very, very good at baseball.
I got the feeling they were talking about his virginity, though.
I guess I'd like it if twayn would call out all the non-performing members of the twins organization.
I stand by my analysis. It was accurate right up until it wasn't.
But they're only solo home runs, so he's not really that good at baseball. Right Philo?
14 homers and 24 RBIs.
There's the hit I needed. BOOOOOOO
Ho-hum. Three more times on base for Mauer.
Mauer has 6 hits and 3 walks in the last 4 games.
he should give back some of his money. slacker.
Solidifying his hold on the AL's second best OBP; still has a ways to go to catch Konerko, though.
Doumit channeling his inner 'Trader' Klete Thomas lately
Alright, I'm back on the Donut hate wagon.
That strikeout wouldn't irritate me so much except for it means Plouffe will be batting next inning with the bases empty- again.
Whatever, he only hits solo home runs anyway. /piling on
Taht's because he's selfish, which he learned from that no good Mauer.
It wouldn't bother me so much either except I can no longer remember a time when he didn't strike out.
Go Go vs. Span.
Span won.
At the game Free, Can, Algonad and I attended almost two months ago, Plouffe! made the second-to-last out at the top of the wall. He would have been the winning run. I thought I was going to have to go through with whatever I said, might have been buying a Plouffe Jersey with a ! at the end of his name. We had actually worked it out that Plouffe would likely come to the plate in the 9th with a chance to either win or tie the game. Free had made the call at that time, with a few innings left that Plouffe would hit the walk-off. Was so close to happening. Just a few feet more...
IIRC, he had another long fly that teased us earlier in the game, too. Possible that it went just foul or something like that.
Whenever I see "Jared Burton" I picture Jared Harris
Never saw it. Is it any good?
I liked it, though it's probably not for everybody. Excellent soundtrack, too.
PS - Whenever I read your posts, I hear them in your avatar's voice, which makes them even wittier.
That is, in truth, the hoped-for effect.
I do this at times with Homerdome, Greekhouse, Algonad, Dread Pirate Will, and punman.
I do this all the time with SBG.
I hope that people read my posts in the voice of six synched Chuck Jameses.
I was also scared of DK back when his avatar was the bald meanie (from Lost, I think).
Burton has been a good pick up so far.
For what it's worth, I still hate Ploufffe. And I'm going to keep on hating him so long as my hate seems to correspond to his hitting homers out of spite.
Hatred is OK as long as it's irrational.
Out of spite, out of mind.
Give in to your anger. Let the hate flow through you.
*!
Excuse me.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSMLx44DqFc
His third homer will be more dramatic as a walk-off.
Dozier appears to be responding well to the day off the other day.
Trevor Plouffe does not want to lose on his birthday.
Capps in a tie game? I hate this move.
Yeah, that makes sense.
requisite XBH
Oy.nk.
Oh, mama that funny.
Meatball.
What'd I do?
Matt Crapps.
Crapps
Pitched to impact.
Shite.
was that Candy Maldonando at the plate?
At first I thought you meant Joey Amalfitano, and I was thinking more like Harvey Kuenn.
Oh for the love.... I stayed up for this shit?
He hit that one to Crappistan.
How many times does Plouffe! get to bat this inning?
Not enough.
Thank goodness it's margarita night.
I picked the wrong night to stop sniffing glue.
Earl Weaver, full of grace...
Doesn't Gardy understand that Matt Capps is a closer? The situation you use a pitcher in matters! You can't just put a closer in during a situation like that. Relief pitchers have roles, that are completely rigid, and cannot be interchanged regardless of the situation. You don't just put your best reliever in because it's the most critical moment of the game if that moment comes in the 7th. You save them until you have a 3-run or less lead in the 9th. Really, this is all about Gardy not realizing that Matt Capps' role is as a closer, not a tie-game-in-the-9th-er.
Probably had him in the 2 spot in the lineup, too.
that role is reserved for scrappy OFers and secondbasedudes
So? Usually the closer role is reserved for a pitcher than can avoid giving up runs, but that's not stopping Gardy.
Crapps...
Well, shitfuck.
That about sum things up.
Exactly. And vice versa, too.
You said what I said, only mine was censored due to the pre-teens in the room. Sometimes, I hate watching baseball with little kids.
Huh. Colorado-Detroit was tied 4-4 after nine innings. Colorado wins 12-4 in the tenth.
Dancy Pants was responsible for six of those runs.
Be still, my beating heart.
Well, it was a good game, and we were in it all the way. Can't win them all. We'll just have to settle for 124-38!