First Pitch - 7:10 p.m. CDT
Television - FSN
Game Notes
When you search the internet for images, you get a lot different results with "white socks" than you do with "white sox". But you might want to set your search engine filters accordingly if you search on "white stockings".
If there's a better way to wrap up this round of interleague play than by taking on our most universally despised divisional rival, the Chicago White Sox, I don't know what it is. Oh, wait. Yes I do. Sweeping a series against said Sox would be better. Much better.
The Pale Hose are coming off a weekend that saw them move into first place in the division and acquire Kevin Youkilis from Boston for Brent Lillibridge, Zach Stewart and some cash. Youkilis is expected to be starting at third base tonight, where he will be frequently mistaken for Yukon Cornelius.
ON THE HILL
Francisco Liriano: 1-7, 5.74 ERA, 69 ERA+, 4.36 FIP, 4.18 xFIP, 0.5 WAR
Jake Peavy: 6-3, 2.74 ERA, 155 ERA+, 3.25 FIP, 4.07 xFIP, 2.5 WAR
Play ball!
I don't want the Twins to trade Liriano.
The Twins have the chance to make their pitching really bad for the last third of the season if they trade Liriano, Perkins, and Burton.
As long as we can get a proven closer for them, I'm for it.
woot
Aggressive on the base paths!
I find I get excited for Twins-Hosers no matter what the standings say.
Youkilis being a Hoser now helps, too.
Yukon Cornelius: This fog's as thick as peanut butter!
Hermey: You mean pea soup.
Yukon Cornelius: You eat what you like, and I'll eat what I like!
I want the Twins to win every game, but the wins against the Pale Hose are extra awesome.
The Greek god of walks? He's no Greek god of house; that's for sure.
I actually liked Youkilis as a Red Sox. It's a bit interesting how much I dislike him now that he's in a Chicago uniform.
SEND HIM!!!
Figures. Wuss can't hit it out.
booooo.
I thought that ball was going to be gone the way Mauer swung at it.
Booooooooooooooooooooooo
Nice AB, Joe! Okay, now SEND HIM!!
Booooooooooooooooooooo
are they booing Pierzynski or Mauer?
Yes
Robby tells us about Capps's injury and says Gardenhire's closer situation is thus: "It'll be a combination of Burton and Perkins, and the game situation will dictate which of them we use in which situation."
Brilliant, Gardenhire. You lose your "closer" and immediately you start managing like a f(*&ing manager should. Can we learn something from this?
Hopefully. At least he realizes that he has two good relievers with different strengths. He also may be trying to keep some of the pressure off the uninitiated relievers by not designating them closers. Plus, it allows him to start one reliever in the ninth and bring in another without being questioned about designating a new closer.
Plus, once Capps comes back he can still use situational managing before he is sure that Capps is fully healthy and ready to go. He also probably wants to avoid one of the two being a closer and being credited with a bunch of saves and then having to decide if Capps is going to lose his "position" because of an injury. I prefer Capps coming into a clean inning anyways and let Burton and Perkins bail out starters or other relievers with men on base or pitching in tie games or down a run. That's another issue, if either was designated the closer, Gardy would stop using them in tie games on the road or when trailing by a run anywhere.
One week. That's how long it will be until Gardy names his closer.
I just got tickets to see Louis CK on NYE in Baltimore!
I've been considering season 2 of Louie on Netflix in recent nights. I figure once I start it'll take over until it's done, so I've held off. What I really need to do is get going on Mad Men again. Am I going on a bit of a tangent here?
I just watched a couple episodes of Louie while I was waiting for the game to start. I'm super pumped now.
I havent gotten around to watching Season 1 of Louie, but S2 was fantastic.
Spank me daddy!
That's my problem with no knowing where I'll be living. I have been passing up on concert and sporting tickets lest I be stuck with them half a country away.
That's one problem, for sure. I'm making my second big move in two years, but I expect to be in the Baltimore/DC area for quite some time.
Hopefully our next location will be for a length of time exceeding 6 months.
Plouffe's hit had some weird english
Wouldn't that be French-Canadian?
Nothing like Provus & Dazzle talking about the Sox working their fielding and then THAT play.
Oh man, this is fun. I needed this.
THAT WAS AWESOME
South Side antics. Brilliant!
I just missed whatever happened while I was dealing with the stupidness of MLB.tv that has plagued me recently.
What happened, Plouffe hit the ball and it didn't leave the park?
Evidently you can run on these guys.
SWEET CARROLLINE!
EVERYBODY GETS A HIT TONIGHT, BOYS
Awww, man!
Double Spantasm!
*Missed by inch
es*Hey, if a lefty can't hit it out at the Cell, I'm not sure he can hit it out anywhere.
--I'm looking at you, Ben.--
The Cell?
Yeah, I'm slow tonight- I read the gamelog intro about "wrapping up the round of interleague play", and managed to make that into "finishing up a road trip". Whoops.
Spantastic! Right towards the flower bed.
Oh man, bunt for another single, Ben!
They should just walk Revere to get to Pussy.
Looks like my mlbtv feed is about 3-4 minutes behind, so just ignore me if I seem a little slow.
You watching on PS3? I've found that tends to lag a lot more than watching on a computer.
My crappy little netbook.
Wow, you really left yourself wide open, but I'm just not that mean.
I'll take that for you, socal.
Dude, you ALWAYS seem a little slow.
😉
Hey, I'm living in Nebraska, time moves a little slower here.
I realized that as soon as it posted, I figure I deserve whatever I get for posting that.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
way to hit it where they ain't, Joe
From LEN3:
I'd like to see these guys model the uniforms. I'm assuming Butera would have to be Pinky.
Wait for it...8 RUN INNING!!!
Mountie: Car ton bras sait porter l'épée!
According to Bremer, "Everybody loves Joe Mauer".
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Somebody lit an H-bomb under F-bomb's A.
That's what I get for saying kind things about BB-bomb.
And the greatest catcher in Twins history strikes out.
Battey'd that.
I'm going running before it gets too dark. Don't let things get out of hand.
Liriano sure does suck at pitching tonight, doesn't he?
Wow. Looked safe.
Howdy, fellers!
I was just remarking to myself about the annoying absence of New Guy. What up?
Paying partial attention to the game while I pack for my big Eurotrip. I leave on Wednesday and I am about 10% prepared.
Wednesday? That means you don't need to start packing until Tuesday night.
Wednesday morning.
Screw it. I'm not gonna pack at all. I'll just buy what I need when I get there.
I've done this before.
The inverse is a great idea - take old socks and boxers that you don't mind throwing out. Ditch them over there and it makes room for any souvenirs.
That is indeed a great idea.
I got all kinds of international travel tips. How may I be of service?
How do I convince New Gal that spending all of her savings in Italian boutiques is not a good idea?
Actually, a real question: would you recommend eating a lot of thrifty food and budgeting for one big fancy night on the town, or eating moderately good meals every day?
I'd suggest hitting up a grocery store and getting stuff for sandwiches. Make those for lunch. They're quick, easy to pack, mobile, and cheap. Then do a nice dinner.
Yeah that's probably the best way to do it. I'm a little concerned about our ability to stay within our budget, but I tend to be a worrier when it comes to money.
Avoiding "touristy" areas will help keep your meals cheaper. In Prague, for instance, eating in Old Town was nearly 3x what it cost not 15 minutes away.
Yeah that's a good call too. It should be easy to do in Bologna and Verona, but once we get to Venice I think it's gonna be touristy (and very $$$) no matter where we go.
I've not been to Italy myself, but a few friends have and from what they've told me you're pretty spot on about Venice. You'll probably just have to grin and bear it.
this is getting tiring...
SEND HIM!!!
Yessssssssssssssssssssss
Bert: 'Joe Mauer needs to stay healthy. he needs to be in the lineup everyday'
WELL, DUH! Mauer cant help it that players are going out of their way to collide with him at home plate.
Willingham switched his walkup music from The Outfield's 'Your Love' to Skynyrd's 'Sweet Home Alabama'
Barf.
I really hope that Revere attempts to steal home at some point in his career. I don't even really care if he gets thrown out, I just want to see him try.
a double steal would be awesome
Don't worry guys, Plouffe will save the day!
So close.
Dick'n'Bert obsessed with Liriano chewing gum. I'm pretty sure he's done that for a while.
they were obsessed with it last game too.
I'm pretty sure it's the key to his recent turnaround.
I also was amused that they're talking about chewing gum as something that engages the mind as if they're hearing it for the first time. A year or two ago those journals were all over (and even made it to Yahoo news, if I recall correctly).
Only a year or two ago? Runner daughter's HS has allowed chewing gum for that reason for at least eight years now. It's time for the booth to begin chewing gum.
Facing Dunn is really increasing Liriano's K/9.
To expand on my first LTE, I want Liriano in a Twins uniform in 2013.
I want Liriano good enough that we'll really want to see him in a Twins uni next year
Nice to see a 3-0 scoreline still
Frankie is dealing!
Does Liriano have some sort of faux hawk?
I think so. He had his cap off for a moment early in the game and it looked like he had one.
BUTTERS!
"Wheels" Butera!
Twins baseball!
Nice throw Peavs!
with these kind of fielding blunders, is Ozzie Guillen coaching this team?
I guess Span only does things with the word "double" in them tonight.
so, is he going to hit a home run and cause a double rainbow?
I hope so. He's also going to score 10 points and grab 10 rebounds.
Everybody in the Twins lineup has at least one LOB.
That's not all that surprising, since everyone's reaching base.
It's certainly better than everyone have zero LOB!
Liriano is pitching his way right into a late July trade.
Yep, still convinced Liriano's pitch count should be 90.
So's Butera.
Butters has just earned the "Ow, my balls!" achievement.
Oooh, right in the fork.
SEND HIM!!!
I guess I should be happy I get all these opportunities.
I'm starting to like this Revere fella.
This Mauer guy is ok, too, I suppose.
I'd like him more if he'd've dropped the shoulder.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Not enough OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO's on my part.
Somebody has BOO envy!
real franchise players hit home runs. boooooo.
whoopsie
Okay, I take back what I said earlier about not caring if Revere gets thrown out trying to steal home. That was stupid.
I'm not taking the blame for that. He was already out when I tuned in.
So... Joe Mauer plugs for Kemps, right? After this season, I think he should do an ad for
MBooJrs.I don't know why this is nested here.
Ben, you goof.
Ok, Morno against a lefty, double play in effect. This should be exciting.
Walks are exciting, too!
Another "Ow, my balls!" achievement has been earned.
mmm, loaded for Plouffe!
Oh... Ploufffe! I'm just hoping for a K, not a double-play.
It's cool, Plouffe is the new Barry Bonds.
He obstructed justice but didn't commit perjury?
More like a Toy Kingman.
I like Morneau too. He's donating money to the Duluth effort. Oh wait, is that too political? 😉
Plouffe is the guy you want up here, right?
Better than Killdozier or Butters.
F'ing Rios.
whoa, that was a catch?
insurance
That's about the ugliest run you'll see all season.
That was a pretty good catch.
This seems like it would've been a good spot for Doumit to pinch-hit, no?
Gameday Scout just told me that Perkins may want to go after Youk instead of De Aza, because De Aza's OPS is .07 higher. Too bad Perkins just got De Aza out the batter before. Scout, are you even trying?
Plouffe! flashing some leather. It is magic!
"No, hitman, it is an illusion."
O
M
G
!
Yesssssss
Point.
Philosofette makes this reference every single time Ploufffe comes up.
Hitman has been just racking 'em up lately.
Span with another double (play).
SEND HIM!!!!
Revere aiming for Ohman's head with that hit.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo
Take a breath, Homer. Don't want you to hyperventilate.
And the sad part is, Ben with another four-hit night, but no runs or RBIs.
But it appears that he's learning how to win!!!!
A stolen base counts for something, right?
5/4.
I'm going to have to ask, because your reference eludes me (not an unusual situation, unfortunately).
5 (bases)-for-4 (hits).
I'm starting to think that Burton is almost a proven closer by now.
Can't be- we didn't trade away a prospect for him.
I'm still hoping that the BitchSox's record against the Twins will be the thing that keeps them out of the playoffs this year. Because that would be awesome.
7.5 back.
PROVEN CLOSER!
This game was almost as good as the pinto bean, potato and chicken burritos I made for dinner. Ruthless Rye IPA to wash it down. And watermelon.
Doesn't matter what our season looks like, how far down we are, a victory against the White Sox is still ever so sweet.
Awesome game! Francisco Liriano and Scott Diamond are the best one-two punch since Koufax and Drysdale! Jered Burton will win the Rolaids award!
And we're still on track for 120-42!