It was a long wait for baseball to return. I missed it more than one might think, considering my team of choice's biggest accomplishment over the last two years was that they avoided losing 100 games. I don't know exactly what my expectations for this year are, but so far they've been exceeding them. As long as they keep playing games that stay interesting beyond the fourth inning, it'll be an improvement over last season, anyway.
Vance Worley makes his second start this evening. He was one of maybe fifteen people crazy enough to be at the Opening Day game in short sleeves, and that endears him to me. Let's see if he can shut down Barry Bonds Chris Davis, and whether or not he can give the bullpen a little bit of a breather. His opponent is...Chris Tillman. Tillman took a huge leap forward in ERA last year while only improving his xFIP a half run or so. He would seem like a prime target for a bit of regression, let's see to that.
Leaderboards That Twins Appear On:
On-Base% - Plouffe, t-10th (.500)
At Bats - Mauer, t-10th (18)
Doubles - Doumit & Willingham, t-7th (2)
Triples - Dozier, t-3rd (1)
Base on Balls - Morneau, t-1st (4)
Base on Balls - Plouffe & Willingham, t-7th (3)
Strikeouts - Hicks, t-3rd (8)
Strikeouts - Willingham, t-7th (7)
Stolen Bases - Plouffe & Parmelee (???), t-7th (1)
Runs Created - Plouffe, t-10th (5)
Extra Base Hits - Willingham, t-7th (3)
Hit By Pitch - Plouffe, t-1st (1)
Double Plays Grounded Into - Parmelee, t-5th (1)
Stolen Base Success% - Plouffe & Parmelee, t-1st (100%)
At Bats Per SO - Morneau, t-10th (13)
Outs Made - Hicks, t-6th (16)
WPA Added - Escobar, 3rd (0.5)
ERA - Pelfrey, t-1st (0.00)
Wins - Pelfrey & Perkins, t-1st (1)
W/L % - Pelfrey & Perkins, t-1st (1.000)
Games Played - Fien & Duensing, t-1st (3)
Innings - Correia, t-5th (7)
Games Strated - Worley, Correia, Pelfrey, & Hendriks, t-1st (1)
Hits Allowed - Hendriks & Worley, t-4th (8)
Home Runs Per 9 - Everyone But Robertson, t-1st (0.00)
Losses - Fien & Worley, t-2nd (1)
Wild Pitches - Roenicke, Pressly, & Worley, t-5th (1)
Batters Faced - Correia, t-5th (28)
Batters Faced - Worley, t-9th (27)
Games Finished - Roenicke, Robertson, Pressly, & Perkins, t-9th (1)
I expect that feature to be a little less exhaustive the next time my turn for a game log rolls around.
Go Twins.
First game I get to watch from the beginning!
good grief
looked like it hit Jones before bounding into play
The good news is that sean and I don't have to carry the burden of this game by ourselves.
I have the house to myself tonight since mc is at work until about 10. Got my post-work nap in, so I should be good to go here.
That was not a fastball up, Bert. Not even close.
on the board!
Hicks + curveball = strikeout.
Last year through 5 games, the Twins were 29-153 for a line of .190/.262/.288
Though 4 and 2/9 games this year, they are 35-142 (0.246/0.341/0.380)
Things seem to be off to a better start.
And who is Jamie Hersch?
Robbie Inc's replacement.
but she is 'one of us'
What does that make Marny?
better than Jamie Hersch
At......
I shouldnt say that.
Ive seen Hersch do the pre/post game host for Wild games and not much sideline reporting.
Marnie is from ND.
scored a run and ran up the pitch count that inning. positives!
Computer nerd!
+1 WAR
Buffalo, when Hicks gets sent down, you will have to give us reports when Rochester comes to town.
I am just putting the finishing touches on my Drew Butera report right now.
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What do you think?
Well played, sir.
Interesting.
Speaking of Drew, someone posted this to twitter today.
'Wheels' Morneau and 'Wheels' Willingham. yahoo.
Skates Doumit.
TRevah!!
looks like I got here just in time
Same here.
Vegas Baby - nice bomb by Parms.
crushed Parm
Parmy!
Greenlight to Parmelee... and he connects!
That'll do.
I love this so much.
Very well done
nice!
I love both of these very much.
Parmelee with a rally killer HR. jeesh.
Note: no runs scored after that HR.
What up ladies and gents? For the first time this season, I get to come watch a game with you!!!
Just to make up for lost time:
I predict 3 8-run innings.
I blame Casilla for everything.
All reaonable things.
If the Twins instead have one 24-run inning, I'm counting it.
What about a 16 and 8?
Permutations, right?
VW, if you're going to hit someone, hit Davis
Yankees now 1-4. Likely soon to be tied with the Astros for last in the AL.
And there was much rejoicing. And gnashing of teeth.
I love SSSs.
So I heard on the radio that Drew Butera is on the DL with a broken wrist. I imagine that means Mauer will now pull a hammy and Doumit will come down with the gout within the next week.
holy cr@p, Gameday Scout actually said something worthwhile
Was it the location of the Gameday Mini link?
nah, VW missing with the last 3 of his 4-seamers. okay, I didn't say it was really worthwhile.
Now that the main Gameday is written in HTML5/JavaScript, it's superior to Gameday Mini/Classic in every possible way. It does have a few bugs, but they will be fixed.
no mouse-over name on the baserunners 🙁
no NASCAR draft track showing air flow and movement as runners go about the base paths
Yeah, that's really annoying. I hope that gets fixed stat.
Not a strikeout; that's progress!
Hicks is fast!
Muy rapido, si.
Or not.
The Timberwolves are doing a lot of dunking tonight.
What a coincidence. I'm doing a lot of drunking tonight.
Rod needs to have a boot camp with a few of our "speedsters"
Yeah, he needs to plant his boot in their asses.
Did Hicks just sort of stop running halfway to second?
looks like he was looking into the batter like it was a hit and run.
Yeah, but he really slowed down, I was worried he might have pulled something. He also didn't get much of a jump on the ball.
Oof, Hicks out easily. Bad luck on pitch location and the throw by Wieters.
Damn.
I mean that in both the "Damn that sucks" and "Damn what a throw" senses.
looks like the Baltimore grounds crew super soaked the infield. the dirt looks like mud.
I thought maybe they had some rain earlier today but weather.com says no.
I didn't notice any.
I think Hicks could have scored from first on that single.
Unless it was a hit-and-run, then he would have pulled up for a couple seconds
Rob McElhenney with a base hit.
and was seen on first base working on his ninja skills.
He would have been safe at second had he just tried a sweet roundhouse kick.
Nice scoop.
Chrissy Chrissy Parm Parm.
Dinner time. The wife made chili tonight, and I bought beer this afternoon. Synchronicity.
Sheenie made her version of meat's Southwestern tator tot hotdish. Yummy.
Is that recipe posted? Sounds like something worth trying.
By the way, I saw all of about three seconds of the Louisville-Wichita State game, but that was an atrocious jump ball call that handed Louisville the victory.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
I'm going to try to have a good feeling about this and we see if it helps any.
It did not.
'Twas worth a shot.
Great, bases loaded w/ Outs=Nikto for The Natural.
I've seen this movie before, and I didn't like the ending.
Bases loaded is what happens when pitchers can't strike anyone out.
I don't like where this is going...
a triple play would be awesome
Are DicknBert going to rip on Vance for not keeping the lead as often as they have on Hendriks?
Or not keeping the ball down?
Well, at least the bases aren't loaded for Davis.
/silver lining
Hrmph. Looked like a swing to me.
yeah, dont know how the 1st base ump missed that.
Well he missed Doumit being tagged out back in the third, so we're even.
From the center field camera, it did not look like a swing. I suspect because Jones had to lean back to avoid the pitch, it made it look less like a swing.
That wasn't as bad as it could have been.
Could've been worse.
Mags, are you shooting off fireworks at your house? Cut it out. I have a baby trying to sleep here!
There are fireworks going off in the vicinity?
I guess they could have been gun shots. Seemed like there were a lot in pretty quick succession though. Yeah, I think they were fireworks.
I didn't hear a thing. I also am very tired and not at all aware of my surroundings tonight.
You guys in the Projects?
I do have a sneaking suspicion that my downstairs neighbor deals small amounts of pot, but nothing too bad.
that was worse than it could have been
Florimon must be allergic to walks.
That 3-1 pitch he swung at was almost a foot outside.
32 is
an odda strange number for a center fielder.*tries to remember Kirby's number...*
66 is a stupid number for anyone
No one likes how 77 looks, but everyone likes the results.
Looks like they can't retire Gladden's number now.
It's a good thing you struck that out before I got a hold of it. Being a power of 2, 32 is about as un-odd as you can get!
So, is it too soon for Hicks to get the Lasik?
or at least a lower spot in the order?
I would really like Hicks to succeed as a lead-off hitter, because our other options are really ungood. I'm going to put it down to SSS for now and keep hoping, though I'm told hope is not a strategy.
He's fouled a number of pitches straight back. I think once he gets a few hits, he'll start to relax and start taking his walks. I haven't seen anything that makes me think he is overmatched, yet.
Gameday showed that one easily in the box.
flipped to the Wolves game. Rubio stole the ball and missed a wide open lay up. 0-7 shooting on the night.
Rubio is beautiful. I will hear no more of this.
I predict at least 3 Twins runs this inning
Willingham will score at least 3 all by himself!
Replace runs with strikeouts and I would agree with you.
or not. yuck
McFarland abusing Twins hitters. And Hicks.
Looked safe, IMO.
Your opinion was more accurate than the umpire's call.
please walk Davis
There will be some serious boos if we walk Davis.
Boo!!!
*grabs crotch, swings fist at crowd*
Glad you got that right, what/who you were grabbing/swinging fist at.
oh, yeah, good call
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Wait...
YAY!!!
Consuela-leathah!
Wieners!
Nice play there by Mauer with Pauer.
It's as good as a walk!
If our bench is only good for pinch running, why not sign Usain Bolt?
I heard he's available.
He'd steal second, but would be tagged out during his post-steal celebration.
Or pre-steal celebration
sign Thome and Bolt. Thome gets a hit, Bolt runs for him.
Re - Bolt Wiki: The expectation from the home crowd had made him so nervous that he had put his shoes on the wrong feet.
I ran a 10K back in February and saw some guy who was so excited for the race that he forgot to put shoes on entirely!
Puckett batted .300/.300/.367 against Mark Eichhorn. Not exactly great, but I wouldn't classify that as "could not hit".
That's Luis Rivas OPS territory
Yes, but batted .300 against him!!
you would think it would be easy to steal a base on O'Day because of his funky delivery.
The guy in the first row did his best Wieners impression there.
we're making Wieters look good tonight.
Both times came on high fastballs. They couldn't have been easier throws other than if they were pitchouts.
Okay don't try that again.
Great. Now Florimonster has to lead off next inning.
Wilkin!
I guess YDNROMWP.
Think that through, Dick, and then realize how stupid it is.
Dick lamenting about not being able to bring in the closer in a tie game on the road. Yes, it is too bad the rules forbid that.
Hicks has good company in the struggling department. Hamilton 1-20 with 10 strikeouts.
They must be taking the same PIDs (performance impairing drugs).
nice job Josh Roenicke
Weiters would have dropped that.
Joe showing Wieters how to catch a foul pop-up.
Groundskeeper Josh
What's Gordo up to nowadays? I miss his exuberance.
playing golf in Florida (probably)
A great swing, the ball is out over the fairway, heading for the green, back, back, back, back... it's in the trap!
This Roenicke guy seems all right.
Johnson is pitching to Weiners? Oh my.
The O's announcers are now talking about what happens when Johnson gets tall.
You're killing me!
Everything they say about him just sounds dirty to me, now.
And sean isn't helping. :0
Prediction: Hicks takes Johnson deep.
Next time.
If you predicted the same thing for Kelly Wells....
Croquet time.
That ball has some nasty sink on it.
I was in Baltimore not too long ago and don't remember the Braves/Seminoles chanting aspect from the fans - whassup.
We were there in '07, and they played "Thank God I'm A Country Boy" after "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" and everyone got up and sang along. I was like "WTF? You guys couldn't be further from country."
HeHe... Baltimore as country. They do say 'Hon' to you.
At least they know how to make a crab cake - see Barb Mikulski's recipe.
Mmmmmmm,crab cakes.
Paging Earl Weaver...
Mountie!!!
Morneau took Johnson deep enough!
He really blew it.
At least he didn't fist it.
Either way, he did a pretty good job of cleaning up his mess.
Mountie!
Now back to catching up on upthread comments.
One Canadian Stands Alone!
Mountie!
I'll settle for that.
Why does Dick presume that a closer is only going to pitch well in a save situation? So much stupid, so little time...
After the Magoo Twitter incident, I think listening to Dick will be on par with listening to Hawk.
wow, Joe with the Sombrero
His last AB was uncharacteristically bad.
Bronze Sombrero? "Only" three strikeouts. The last SO looked bad, though Johnson stood tall and was filthy.
I think it just goes from Sombrero to Golden Sombrero.
Bring in Neck Fat!
Oh...wait.
Here's an updated map of every Twin's birthday with the new players this season (only Hicks and Ramirez were born in cities in which no previous Twin had been born).
I was shocked, SHOCKED, that this wasn't a link to Bert wearing a birthday cake hat, a bertroll if you will.
I don't engage nor support those childish shenanigans. Goodbye.
GENE!
AHHHHH!
Nice leathah by Parms there!
Tied for first again!
World champs!
Good thing that was a save situation, otherwise Perkins would have sucked.
Apparently the closer pitching in a save situation is the only way for a a twins pitcher to get Markakis out. Dick was right!
That takes out some of the sting from yesterday. Series win tomorrow!
I credit our strong start to the return of the 4-man rotation.
Considering our options, the fewer starters the better.
Tyler Robertson sent to Rochester
I just don't trust him
And there was much rejoicing!
httpv://youtu.be/h_lFbdP8xMU
I did a quick scan of b-r (man I gotta buy a subscription one of these days) and I counted 6 other times Joe Mauer had a 3 or more strikeouts in a game (five 3 k games and one 4 k game)
yep, Atteberry's postgame said this was his 7th
First place! Winning record! We're guaranteed to leave Baltimore with a non-losing record!
We're lucky Baltimore was dumb enough to use its closer in a non-save situation. Eventually, young Showalter will learn that's just not the way it's done. In the mean time, though, we're still on track for 160-2!