58 thoughts on “April 1, 2016: Let’s Do This, Fools”

1. Heh, I thought you were referring to the fantasy draft tonight.

   1. I sent my keepers to rpz...let me know if not the correct email.

2. Got the 3:30am call that one of my superintendents was hospitalized with chest pains. Unfortunately, not a prank.
   There was a time when I'd be able to crash again after a middle-of-the-night call. Not happening these days.

   1. [actual bS] got the word that my father's last remaining sibling died early this morning, after having suffered a fall and head injury or stroke earlier this week at his nursing home. Also, unfortunately not a prank. Looks like I'll be traveling for another funeral soon.

   2. I woke up to a text message from my mom that my Uncle Bob (her brother in law) passed away in the night. It was not unexpected as he had nonalcoholic steatohepatitis (fatty liver disease) and had been hospitalized for a few weeks.

3. I'm guessing...sean. Very funny, dude.

   1. I was trying to figure out just what the hell was going on...duh

   2. ???

4. While waiting to get an mri I purchased sturgill's new album. I splurged for the pirate flag as I can't support him by buying tickets to a show.

   1. I went with the LP preorder. Comes with a turntable slipmat. I didn't splurge more than that.

      1. You should always splurgill for Sturgill.

         1. 

            1. That was...sean? Not me. But still well played.

               1. weird. It was just showing my pic and name by [???'s] bad pun. Now it's not.

                  Ooooooooooo. Hahahahaha.

5. Nothing groundbreaking, but at least his opinion about Mitchell and his suggestions for permanent head coach possibilities aren't lunacy.
   ...
   and no chicken references.

   1. Let me get this out of the way: Every time I see the phrase "Male Pattern Podcasts" I cringe so hard.

      He's got most of my favorites in his list: Hammond, Thibs, Walton, and Blatt. I'd love Joerger if he is dumped by his foolish owner.

      1. Let me get this out of the way: Every time I see the phrase "Male Pattern Podcasts" I cringe so hard.

         agreed!
         but the name of the podcast is not the reason I am never going to listen to that podcast.

   2. I enjoyed this article by Steve McPherson over at 1500 about Mitchell
      Feelings Aren’t Numbers: Sam Mitchell’s Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today

6. hahahaha.

   bS says: quality work, sean or whomever.

   1. Or did rhu_ru say that?

7. Greatest shooter evah!!

   1. There's a lot of bS around here today.

8. [#therealbS]:

   

   1. Yup. The next person who needs a quote "ASAP" or "by 3 PM" or whatever is getting shanked. These projects have huge bidding processes. They do not sneak up on you.

   2. My week has been absolutely terrible because of how many idiots I've dealt with. I can't wait for it to be over.

      I should really apply for more jobs this weekend.

9. Gosh, I love scratching my balls

10. Hmm. Something is amiss...

11. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

12. Now that the tomfoolery has ended: yea or nay? This wouldn't be a yearly thing most likely. There are only so many simple pranks that can be done on the site.

    1. I thought it was great. It was fun trying to figure out who actually was saying what.

       1. Yep, that was fun.

          1. [#therealbS]: Except for the spoilsports...

             1. Academics care about correct attribution....

                1. Dr. Chop carries a shiv to conferences to ensure correct attribution.

          2. Dido. I liked making a bad joke and having it be largely untraceable.

       2. It was more fun picturing the wrong person saying something someone else would normally say .

    2. I was hoping Pepper would pop by and get her name a top my comment.

       1. Heh, I figured as much and made sure not to comment. 😉

          1. The randomness was limited to a single page so you would have been safe in FMD.

             1. Nah, FMD was randomized. I was also looking at an old post from last year, and that one was too.

                1. I think sean just meant I would have been safe from making a reference to scratching my balls over in FMD.

                   The randomizing of FMD was actually my favorite part. I was sorry I didn't have time to do a list today, because it was great seeing lists attributed to different people.

                   1. Right. The shuffling was limited to the page you were viewing.

                      1. ahh, i see what you mean.

    3. Totes fun. I nearly e-mailed you this morning to say that something was wrong, and then I saw the date.

13. I guess I missed the pranks.

    1. So did I. Damn wiener obligations.

14. #Nats with some familiar names for #MNTwins fans pic.twitter.com/heMYEMOJPC

    — Mike Berardino (@MikeBerardino) April 1, 2016

    1. I did not realize that Revere was with the Nats. Where's D-Span 2?

       1. Giants, I think

          1. Ah, yes. I did know that at one time.

15. Jason Worth must have had a bad incident with a fence as a kid, because he's floundering back there.

    1. The nats booth is giving bert n dick a run for the stupids.

       1. Woah, the audio overlay of the park is what I've been dreaming of all these years.

          1. I exclusively listened to park sounds when I got mlb.tv at the end of last year. It was everything I thought it could be.

16. "Curling Night in America" is a thing on NBCSNH? Huh.

    1. USA v. Scotland in Eveleth.

    2. Damn right it is. Grab yourself a beer and get hooked.

17. ugh. papleboned.

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