I was going to do up a full log with Twins on Leaderboards and whatnot, but then the little one didn't nap, and we decided to go to town to do some errands. I'll probably post them in an LTE.
Today, Milone takes on the ineffable Ian Kennedy. Arcia gets to begin his last stand and Buxton gets a day off.
I've looked over things a bit in the last couple of days, and this is a game that the Twins should consider winning. Can't get to 90 wins without winning at least one.
This is game five. I know it seems like they've already lost five, but it's only four so far.
Fixed!
According to Provus, the Twins have never started 0-5.
UNTIL NOW!
During the pre-game show, Dazzle helpfully told us that the reason Kansas City is so good is that they have a lot of baseball players.
He is in midseason form!
He's in the best shape of his life.
He's giving 110%!
THE MINNESOTA TWINS ARE GOING TO WIN THIS BASE BALL GAME!!!!!!!
Can I get a heck yeah!?!!!!!
By the way, the first edition of Minor Details for 2016 has been posted.
They shouldn't allow both teams to have a starting shortstop named "Escobar". It's too confusing.
I thought maybe MLB started an equality program where every team had to have an Escobar.
Only two K's in the first. By the way, what is the record for most strikeouts in a season for a team, and how far ahead of the pace are the Twins.
The Astros from last year, I think?
2013 Astros. 1535
Do we need a count down board?
Ooooh, I love count down boards.
On the grill:
attempting to make orange chicken
with stir fry veggies
We're going to do up some fish taco this evening. Slaw and corn tortillas, oven baked (because healthy, booooooooo) whitefish, and some ice cold craft beers.
Wish I could have tried some of your crawfish, but I'm glad I was able to send a surrogate.
Ha!
Dr. Chop, "who the heck was that"?
Me, "Mr. Jim Young".
Dr. Chop, "?!?"
Me, "Yup".
I did smoked green beans (marinated in a little olive oil, sesame oil, soy sauce and chili paste, then grilled over a handful of applewood chips), salmon (quick-cured with a 50-50 mix of kosher salt and white sugar plus some dill, then grilled), steelhead trout (same), and chana punjabi over jasmine rice.
My UCLA boy and his Mrs (word to meat!) were staying over with us, so we had another couple over and did it up with a collection of beers to go with the vittles: this (tasty enough), this (excellent, creamy, not really an IPA profile, even for a "black IPA"), this (weird but interesting), this (truly odd, but enjoyable), this (nice and spicey), this (a refreshing palate cleanser before dinner), this (is there anything The Bruery cannot do well?), and finishing with this!!!! (thanks, cheaptoy, from long ago!) and finally, THIS!!!111one111!!!.
An epic meal with good friends.
Yes bert, Milone is a pitcher.
Been fighting a bad cold this week. Hoping this and a Twins win will help.
Oscar Blues just began wide distribution to the crescent city. I'm pretty thrilled.
Our local Hy-Vee started carrying about a year ago, good stuff.
My brother lives near their original brewery. I've been a fan for years. Now, if only Odell would begin distributing in New Orleans.
One of the few perks of living in Nebraska is that we get pretty much all of the Colorado micro brews.
Ugh. Joe, you got hosed.
There goes the perfect game.
I'm starting to think for the Twins to have a chance I need to stop tuning in.
I'm starting to think for the Twins to have a chance I need to stop tuning in. Again.
It's beer thridy.
Hey, those two Royals homers will just make the Twins' comeback victory that much more dramatic!
So, this is getting ugly, but the Twins got this.
At this rate Escobar is going to have as many singles as doubles pretty soon.
And errors.
Joe Schultz.
Okay fellas, I'm off to cook some fish. Let's not let this get totes out of hand.
... 🙁
This game is not going as planned.
joe schultz x 2
The dramatic possibilities for our comeback are getting bigger all the time!
I would feel better on a comeback attempt if Miggy Sano was in the lineup.
Can he catch?
We're saving him for that key pinch-hit homer!
Here's some good news: Cedar Rapids already won and Chattanooga and Fort Myers are both winning. Rochester got rained out.
This comeback is really going to be epic.
Casey Fein is toast.
1988 Baltimore Orioles
Oh man, don't go there.
And Danny Santana pulled something in his leg. Ugh.
。゚(゚∩´﹏`∩゚)゚。
Hopefully the Twins medical staff is in mid season form. /tommyjohnnow
I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I'm beginning to think the Twins may not win this game after all.
Glen Perkins will get some work in today.
Milone probably could have done better than this...
Thank heavens it's over.
I hope the Twins get at least one run
"Boxed up", bert? Is boxed up the new I totes berted that one up?
Everyone keeps talking about the strikeouts and the lack of clutch hitting, but the fact is that the Twins haven't done much hitting, period. By my figuring, they came into the game with a team batting average of .209, and unless they do something in the last few innings it's going to go down. And, of course, they scored only nine runs in the first four games and haven't scored yet tonight.
A .209/.288/.372 team batting line will do that. Can't get hits and can't get on base.
Derp.
Good luck for Buxton these next two innings.
Arcia absolutely butchered that "triple" last inning, but Dick has already thrown him under the bus about 10 times today. Guess he's the early season whipping boy.
Why trade when you can release instead.
Let me get this straight, Dazzle. We can teach eight and ten year olds to slide into second base properly, but major league baseball players can't learn it?
They have to spend that time learning how to bunt properly.
Dazzle says they don't practice sliding. Why not?
That baffled me too. You practice everything else, it's obvious that good slides can help, and they changed the rules for this season. Why not spend some time to remind players that things are little different. Of course, this is a soon to be 0-5 team, so...
So close to scoring a run.
G'night folks. GO
SOWe're going to have to bear down if we're going to reach 10 Ks for the game.
Bears are cool.
With
89 Ks today, that's 58 for the season. They're on pace for 1879. They just need to average 9.5 per game for the rest of the year to top the Astros.So I'm starting to think the twins just might not be very good.
Twins become the 114th team in major league history to start 0-5. Four more teams started 0-4 in their first five games. Including only the total losers, only three teams made it to postseason: the 2011 Rays (wildcard), 1995 Reds (division champ), and 1974 Pirates (division champ). Including the four that had a tie, one won the NL pennant: the 1897 Beaneaters.
87 of those teams were in 1900 or later. Those teams went a combined 5913-7721 for a .433 winning percentage.
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I am pleasantly surprised that it's Kepler and not Mastroianni.
Im guessing its because Mastro is not on the 40 man roster. Can't give up any of our talented bullpens arms.