55 thoughts on “April 5, 2018: Bring Your Sweet Lovin’, Bring It On Home To Me”

    1. eliminating tanking while maintaining a draft order determined by reverse standings is pretty much impossible. But ...

      if the League could divide season results into, say, quarters, and assign pingpong balls based on records within each season quarter, that would reduce the emphasis on tanking down the season's stretch. It would encourage bad teams to tank the last week of each quarter, however.

      1. Maintain the order based on the last time you made the playoffs. Then you don’t need to utterly tank to stay in the lottery, and if you get close to the playoff line, I think it will be harder (but not impossible) to tank from there.

  1. If anyone decides to join Can o Corn and I at the Home opener, I've got one/maybe two spare free tickets. Section 110. Leave a note here or email me eschapp at gmail

      1. The old httpv method hasn't been right for awhile (over a year) now. I've forgotten about the guide. I'll edit it later when not on my phone if someone else don't get to it first.

    1. I saw that recently, as it happens. I know how that stuff works, but it was fun to see.

      For the most part, my customers glaze over when hard technology is mentioned, but every now and then I’ll have the opportunity to cover this. Usually, though, it’s from some tedious nerd who just wants to test me to see if I know as much as my black shirt implies.

      1. And the same things happens for cameras! I don't think their camera has a rolling shutter though, but all of the cameras us regular people use have it.

      1. I'm tipping my cap to Kepler. Cerebral, trippy, and ironic. It's the kind of music Elder Daughter likes.

    1. When Denny Hocking was playing in KC at the end of his career, his was "Ain't As Good As I Once Was."

      That's probably my favorite.

  2. SSS Theater: 2018 Twins Offense Leaderboard
    (Qualifiers after 5 games)

    AVG: Escobar - .438
    OBP: Mauer - .444
    SLG: Dozier - .909 (!)
    OPS: Dozier - 1.309
    RBI: Escobar/Sano - 5
    HR: Dozier - 4
    2B: Escobar - 4
    3B: Null - 0
    XBH: Dozier/Escobar - 5
    TB: Dozier - 20
    BB: Kepler - 4
    SO: Sano - 12 (!)
    SB: Buxton - 2

    1. The Twins have the second-best average run differential per game (+2.6) in the AL, second only to the Astros, who are 6-1. Baltimore has played both teams, so it might just be the O's are very bad.

      1. Have the Orioles scored against a starter yet? They didn't in the first game against the Astros.

  3. Meant to post this yesterday, I always look forward to David Brauer's Target Field concession price follow-up after the media ogles over the new offerings

    Insane concession prices is where I've firmly parked my "get off my lawn" seat as I've gotten older.

  4. The Twins, Wild, and Wolves all play today. Plus Masters and Frozen Four. Good sporps day!

  5. For a guy with allegedly great physical tools, Wiggins just does not impress. No urgency, no impressive athleticism, no shooting touch. What does he bring to the party?

      1. Also, either Thibs doesn't like KAT or he doesn't know what to do with him. I am not sure which one is worse.

        1. Based on how Thibs talks about and uses KAT, I think he genuinely dislikes him. I just don't see it continuing.

          I have a friend that worked for the Wolves. He's been warning me since the start of the season that nobody could stand Thibs outside of Gibson and Butler. We've even heard Teague comment on him a little.

  6. UMD vs OSU Frozen Four game on now on ESPNU. Assuming this is a replay from earlier tonight?

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