So the game after "The Bunt heard around all 10,000 lakes." Will the Twins be able to put behind them one bad half inning of baseball? Will Jorge Polanco be dropped in the batting order as punishment? Will Max Kepler have to watch YouTube videos of Paul Molitor run the bases? (UPDATE: Kep not in lineup tonight... hmmmm) Most likely the Twins will demonstrate the resiliency they have all year and put together another good game of fundamental baseball and the smashing of home runs to thrill the hometown fans.
David Price on the mound for the Bosox, and while maybe not as dominant as in the past, he's pitched decently this year and has a good 10.5 So/9 innings stat. Price was terrible his last start giving up 6 runs in 1.1 innings to the Rangers. Hopefully Price rides that negative momentum into this game as well. Michael Pineda for the Twins and has shown signs of getting better lately, including a 2 hit, 1 run outing over 5.2 innings last week.
Buxton on IL, so I decided to honor him in the featured image. Get better my man.
Beautiful night for baseball, C'mon Twins, let's kill this 2 game losing streak. I'm going to Wednesday's game and don't want the fans all angsty tomorrow.
Twins Lineup
SS Polanco
C Garver
DH Cruz
RF Rosario
1B Cron
RF Gonzalez
3B Sanyo
CF Cave
2B Schoop
Price may have a very brief delivery, but I swear he's reading In Search of Lost Time between pitches.
Dazzle brings up a good point: Jorge showed bunt the first pitch - if it had really given the dugout heartburn, he'd have heard something before the second pitch
Baldelli said after the game he was fine with it, though there'd be a talk later.
If only Baldi was my manager ... ... ... ...
does your office like bunting?
well, yeah, but also I desire a "we all trust our guys" kind of management style.
Just split a Boomstick with a friend in less than an inning, and it was glorious.
for the uninitiated ...
Damn it. Was hoping that was another point. For me!
yeah baby.
A RUN!
On the plus side, this is two good outings in a row for Pineda, on the minus side , the assbats are back.
I'm making a Cron call. Preferably this inning with the bases juiced.
that's a good start.
Two steps toward my Master Plan.
OFFS.
WTF
*puts on rally cap, stocks, cape...*
C’mon, Mitch.
No shit. 1st and 3rd, nobody out, boppers up. Why take a big lead?
Not what I meant by a call.
time for Fahrvergnugen.
or a Sanoball.
jeebus, Miguel. Dude can't find the plate and you swing on the first pitch?
It was borderline strike, but yeah
I’m beginning to think Mike Gelfand might not be mistaken in his criticism of Sanó.
I've been beating the "trade Sano before he strikes out too many times" drum since he got back. He's got holes in his swing as wide as the Mississippi.
well, crap.
this is not inspiring my continued attention.
Not even 1 damn batter. This f@!%÷€ng bullpen.
2 runs in the past 11+ innings for the bullpen. The pen has not been the issue the last handful of games
Crap.
Picking Cron to go yard. I read the comments before I saw the score. You guys know it is a one run game right?
Pineda pitched a good game tonight. Had Garver not been picked off third like a doofus, there’s a good chance it’s at least tied now.
One. Run. Game.
GOSO
Well, dang.
What am I gonna be pissed about now?!
listen, buddy. Geoff ain't around. We're just picking up the effing slack.
You fucking rang?
key to the win right there. 🙂
It’s not so much the lack of success they’re having at putting together a big inning, but playing themselves out of big innings that’s frustrating.
This. So much this. They look like they're trying too hard, and making mistakes because of it.
Nice, Max.
Just a damn single, Miguel. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently.
At this point contact would be nice.
Oh, wait. Geoff IS around. 🙂
I have very little confidence in Sano these days.
I should have brought a bag of snickers with me here tonight.
Hehehe
Should have pinch hit for Sanó instead of González.
we can has walk off?
First walk off. Today. Calling it.
I mean I beat you to it, but yes?
Cave takes a bad seed.
Fastest man on the roster? I did not know that.
I guess the DL does not count.
'IL' C'mon get with the times.
I'm so old, I remember when....
Polanco’s going yard.
a triple will be enough.
in extras will earn you an extra point.
You misspelled "Garver"??
Outside.
high
A very light black.
Gotta lay off the high cheese.
Catcher, redeem thyself.
coupon expired.
6 more outs.
not an inspiring start.
Sigh.
Free baseball! Sigh
Duffy in recent form.
Nice play by Sano
That was a heck of a stop by Sano.
oh for fucks sake.
I know, right?
blarf.
Good escape by the Duffman
we can has walkoff?!?
It's coming.
I know, right? They can't go a whole season without one, can they?
Walk-off or three game losing streak — either way, they’re getting something for the first time this year.
It would be nice to see eddie make 20 for the first walk off here. eh?
welp.
I can feel teh spookie.
nope, just a bit of gas.
It's coming.
6 more outs. .
Twins are just waiting for you midwesterners to go to bed.
I'm mostly south Louisianan now, doc.
"News at 10" central timers.
(truth be told, local news comes on at 10 here on some stations....)
Duffey looked pretty good there.
The Duffman cometh.
Good outing by Duffey
Sanó is just guessing, isn’t he.
I feel like he's trying to hit it too hard, and he's pulling his head. He only ever has check swings (even on the balls he manages to take, he's loading big to swing hard) or he's swinging through and ends with his eyes facing way out to left, not watching the ball the whole way in.
I suspect it's very much a "we're not trading your power for a little more average" kind of thing, because they have to be seeing that, and he's not changing his approach with 2 strikes.
Parker coming in - game over.
6 more outs. . .
No matter the outcome, it is clear the Twins miss Buxton.
Does Buxton keep Garver from getting picked off 3rd with nobody out and help Sano lay off chin high fastballs for 4 strikeouts?
His leadership is eye-eye level.
uh, yes?
Seems obvious enough, right?
Q.E.D.
Quod Erat Doubleum
quads eats whatnow?
Great flip by Polanco there.
Nice leather work there from polanco.
gotta convert the 6-4-3 in extras, boys.
That one was going to be pretty tough to convert.
That was ... unexpected.
WE CAN HAS WALKOFFS!!!!!!!
Ok, let's get this over with, boys. Just jack a donger, Polanco. We wanna go to bed.
I mean....
...
c'mon blue
pussy singles hitters retired last weekend, boyos.
So, Cron still has a chance to make us all winners, but me especially.
don't get too greedy, doc.
Robot UMPS NOW!!!!!
6 more outs . . . .
Y can't we have nice things this week?
Q.E.D.
Predictable.
The front office has got to do something. Sooner than later.
it's 3-2 in the 13th. The bullpen has given up 2 runs in 7 innings of work. I'll cut them some slack. This game is on the offense. Again.
Sigh....yeah. What has happened to all the bats?
But the base running mistakes the last couple of nights are truly maddening.
Bats, they are sick.
FAHRVERGNUGEN!
MAX POWER!
Predictable!
Well, at least Sano made contact.
He looked surprised.
Is it too late to call ‘Max’ for the homer?
😃
Not for the 15 inning it isn't!
... I mean, it could happen...
It WILL happen!
So... not a homer, but a walk off! Fair trade in my book.
Cave?
Nope.
do the math, meat.
The news was on. What happened?
six more outs.
Magill not fooling anyone.
He fooled whoever put him on the 25 man roster.......
I laughed.
Well, how about that.
wait, what?? safe at 2nd?
well, that's less than good.
huh.
piece of cake.
I didn't have the bullpen to the rescue on my bingo card. GOSNO?
Neverbunt
walkoffs, we can has them?
I would like to go to bed, happy, in the p.m..
Same
So, more outs. 6 of them.
24 more
Okay, that lineout was lame as hell. One chance in a hundred that it turns into an out.
on the bright side, Cron is still in play!
Sorry guys, I'm done. Wake me up to good news
Littell and someone named Brian Johnson are the only pitchers left in the bullpens. Johnson has a 9.35 ERA, Littell is boasting an 11.37
These people watch too much tennis.
Hmmm
OFFS.
oh m gee
OFFS. Really, boys?
A double? Uh, no. "Ordinary effort". That has to be an error.
They really do miss Buxton.
Q.E.D.
It’s just maths.
Feels like Cave should have figured out what was up there.
Buxton seems to direct traffic quite well, if only because the other outfielders have to call for stuff if they ever want to catch anything.
I owe Magill an apology
unexpected outcome.
It's a shame, because Magill should be out of the inning, and have been out in time to go out for a third inning.
Real nice K by Magill. Bullpen's done the job. Time for this good for nothing offense to start playing.
raise your hand if you had "Magill with two shutout innings".
Enthusiastically raises hand. Looks around. Slowly lowers hand.
Guys, the trick is to go to bed and sleep for a couple hours.
Time for Eddie to end this and make
meus a winnerLast 3 outs for this guy. Hopefully Cron ends it
Eddie for his 20th + walkoff please?>?
Not quite, but it's a good start.
Holy relay by Betts there.
I can’t remember the last time I saw an outfielder barehand on the play and not even tap the glove.
One smooth motion with a cannon throw. It's going to get lost in the eventual result, since it didn't result in an out,but that's one of the best relays I've ever seen.
This is all true.
... Ill take it, but c'mon eddie I gotta go to bed.
Hoo boy.
Leadoff double. Are they gonna have Cron bunt?
I crack myself up sometimes.
Cron should bunt - nobody would expect it
'Cept bS
I would like to go to bed happy.
Oh my fucking god.
Hahaha
FFS. horrible luck.
Gotta be shitting me
OFFS.
Boo-urns
Like a GI tract emptying itself of Scotch bonnets.
moar outs.
Stay out of the O.T. I'm thinking a verse re: Lazerus will be more apropos.
"Amen."
Time of game has now exceeded a typical 9-inning Yankees game
This game has really been the Betts and Kepler show.
It wouldn't be an inning without a Red Sox baserunner.
Seems a bit late for that pitch to suddenly be a ball, Blue.
This cameraman is tripping me out a little with the action zooming.
Dude's trying to stay awake.
Good thing I quit drinking one beer per inning in the 14th.
You and the cameraman.
You didn’t tell me we could stop!!!
Whomever gets the eventual game winning hit isn't going to be the hero - a hero would have done that hours ago.
Give me a break, Blue.
Whelp. Thaaaaaat wasn't a strike
Hasn't been for Twins pitchers certainly.
So is that a double eagle golden sombrero...?
In a few innings, he'll get a chance to craft an Adamantium sombrero
That’s a “Horn.”
A hit! Our seventh through ninth hitters are 2 for 20 tonight!
My knees hurt just thinking about Garver. Castro's starting the next couple games.
Time to get another couple hours of sleep and see who's pitching when I wake up again.
So Cora runs Velazquez out there for four innings, while Rocco goes through his entire relief core, though mostly limiting them to 1 inning. Who’s pen is better positioned for this evening’s game?
Cora ran through his entire bullpen before that.
Lost my stream. Gameday until the end.
Ish. That HAD to happen right after Morris said there hasn't been an error.
JD's had an even rougher night than Sano.
I’ll quibble. Both have 5 K’s, but Sano with 5 LOB vs. 4 for Martinez.
9 outs made so far for Martinez. This is probably going to end up as his worst day as a professional hitter.
If Sano strikes out again... Then, yeah.
If Sanó strikes out again, it would be historic.
It is...his destiny!
Both valid observations.
That worked out better than I could have expected.
And quickly. At this pace, this'll be a super short game!
So, when I said — an hour ago — that I would like to go to bed happy? Yeah, that should totally happen now.
I should have gone to bed around the eighth inning.
I had to go back to work tonight. I put the game on in the office. When they tied it up in the 8th I thought about staying to watch the end. Glad I decided against that.
I’ll be asking myself why I watched any of it in the morning.
I shouldn’t have started watching in the eighth. I came in from the yard after listening to the first seven on The Good Neighbor.
This Brian Johnson fellow looks happy to be here.
Garver seems very tired. I can't blame him a bit.
Seeing eye single.
He deserved it after the last one.
NO BUNTS!
And if you absolutely have to, stay in the freaking batter's box.
Or provoke their catcher to get ejected...
That would've been funny IMMEDIATELY after they used up their backup catcher.
2b > bunt.
Send em home, Eddie.
This -><- close!
Any other right fielder in the game, and that's a walk off
Sigh. Cronometer time?
Again?
Broken clocks and all that.
Nope. Kepler gets another shot at it.
Guess who fell asleep in the 11th and just woke up very confused?
Been there.
Ok, send em home, CJ.
Kepler, then.
Kepler then!
If Cora is gonna get himself thrown out, he shoulda done it 7 innings ago at least.
It's coming.
Up to Kepleroni.
If this game ends on a wild pitch, that would be perfect.
w00000000000000000000000t!
This is Kepler's game. Unbelievable.
MAX!
Obi Wan Kepleroni!
I AM VERY MAD ABOUT EVERYTHING
LET'S ALL COMPLAIN ABOUT THE BULLPEN SOME MORE
Eleven innings. One run.
Wacky as hell.
LOUD NOISES
Go back to bed. And go and change your armour.
And then some.
Did you see any relievers jacking dongers?
I thought not.
QPup. E. D.I know it takes 25 guys, but tonight, it really just took Kepler.
Hilariously, he didn't start the game.
Here's a movie quote: "Oh thank God." - Waterworld
Unbelievably, the Twins still haven’t lost three games in a row. Not for lack of trying, though.
Tired puppies.
I'm going to go take a nap.
Ha! Had a friend from Boston message me asking if I stayed awake for this one
from free's intro:
heh.
Dave Benz looks like LaPanta's long lost cousin.
Way more of you guys stayed up for this one than I would have expected.
Or woke up for the end
Fair point. I went to bed in the 8th. Dog woke me up at about 12:30 to go outside and I thought about checking to see if they pulled it out or not, but decided to just go back to bed. I had no idea I could have watched another half a game.
I went to bed during Trevor May's inning, and woke up for the last two innings -- fully expected to see an outcome one way or the other, and that the game was still going on wasn't even a consideration
It was a good game, and it's a good team.
Notice I'm not saying that it was a good decision. Six o'clock came early today.
i thankfully had an accidental two hour nap between the 11th and the 17th.