Houston at Tampa Bay
Game in progress, Greinke gave up six runs in 3.2 innings.
Atlanta at St. Louis
Game in progress, no score in top of first.
Los Angeles at Washington 5:40 p.m.
Rich Hill vs Max Scherzer
New York at Minnesota
Luis Severino vs Jake Odorizzi
This is up for the Division Series games already in progress.
I want everyone to keep it civil tonight. If you're writing a hundred-plus word letter, that's cool but maybe take a walk after submitting it.
☝️this.
Let's have so many Twins bombas tonight that it doesn't become an issue.
please, no peeing in the pool, people
(today's plea provided by the letter "P")
heard and understood.
I have a tendency to be an emotional spectator, but I've been trying to emulate my father. He could remain more calm watching a big game than anyone I know. The only way you could tell if he was upset by the outcome was if he got up and went out to work in the yard after the game. If he was happy with the outcome, we would sometimes get ice cream.
Here's to puppies and ice cream tonight.
Caramel Maple Bourbon Pecan is in the freezer.
Well, there will at least be one game tomorrow.
Well, there will be at least one game on Wednesday, too.
Homer Hanky procured
dang, these are no hankies, they're more like Homer Hand Towels
Must be a crying towel.
SHUT YOUR
Was there discussion of NY having white cloths that the fans were waving?
Different rules for the park dimensions, different rules for the fans.
I doubt that those were sanctioned. I'm willing to bet there will be white previous homer hankies waving tonight at the ballpark.
One of the neighbor girls was just here and said Molina was her favorite player (they're from Missouri). Thinking about not letting my daughter play with them anymore.
She didn't say Gardner
They're cardinal fans, so that would have been weird. If she would have, I'd have told the family they all need to move. Imagine messing a kid up that badly.
Molina? there's a whole lotta players worse than Molina
It's more a joke based on Molina being an important figure on bad cardinal fan behavior on Twitter and also the always hilarious "would you trade Molina for Trout?" question.
yeah, that Trout trade is a winner
I've made one homerun prediction all year and it happened. Oh, and Kepler is hitting two tonight.
Garver, Cruz, Sano.
Cruz and Garver.
Rosario
Let's get 'em.
Broadcast talking about how Twins need to attack strike zone more and showed a bunch of Twins pitchers throwing strikes that were called balls.
The cliches are flowing fast & loose with this crew.
Those appeared to be the same pitch, but 1-1. Okay, Blue.
Catcher interference - 0-2 wild pitch. This is a team that is shrinking rather than rising to the occasion.
Inferring shrinking from a catcher's interference against the tallest player in the league seems a stretch.
Im open to calling it something else but this sure looks like a nervous team that is not ready to slay the dragon.
Odor got himself out of the inning though - hopefully the bats are hot tonight.
This is a team that had no issues throwing wild pitches in zero leverage games, why any difference now? This really feels like reading into it more because of the narrative rather than the team being bad at blocking pitches.
"A 100-win team has never been swept in the Division Series."
So we got that going for us.
Making history
When was the last time a 100 win team played another 100 win team with more than twice the payroll?
when was the last time a 100 win team couldn't even get home field advantage?
I was just going to ask when the last time two 100 won teams met in the DLS, but I didn't want to get burned if it had actually happened before.
2018 ALDS, where the 100-win Yankees played on the road against the Red Sox. Before that, 1977 ALCS I think. The 100-win Yankees beat the 102-win Royals.
A 100-win team has also never played a team with a better record in the division series either.
It happened last year. The 100-win Yankees played the 108-win Red Sox.
You forgot, "well actually" at the beginning of that statement. 😉
Strike three to Gardner, who clearly went around — but naturally, it's not the call he gets.
That was strike 3 Gardner swung at.
Finally struck him out on Strike 4
Well, that was at least five pitches Odorizzi didn't need to throw.
Heh, this kind of feels like it could pretty much be the motto for his whole season.
I see we are going to have quality umpiring tonight.
OMG, I can see how the balls/strikes are going to go this game
Maybe time to moving feet in the box.
Just another reminder that the Yankees got Torres for two months of Chapman
Flags fly forever!
Just one flag.
Lower bar when no one alive remembers the previous flag.
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
It’s always blown my mind that they “rebuilt” with a bunch of top flight prospects they got for relievers. Sigh.
I've said it before: when will GMs figure out they need to stop trading with Brian Cashman?
Seriously. Don’t give them any more help.
I am beginning to believe the Yankees also excel at coaching and developing once they get guys
Yeah, I mentioned before, but I'm annoyed I can't hate the Yankees like I used to. I still do, but it's not quite the same.
It's infuriating that they can turn so-so guys into All-Stars (and that MLB let them juice their new ballpark, which helps), but I can't fault them for doing good development work.
It's their fans that I really loathe. That, and the patsy-like deference of the media.
Yeah, I have a lot more respect for a team that builds from within and then keeps those players and adds occasional pieces from free agency instead of just throwing tons and tons of money at free agents and hope enough of them stick. Still, Junior is a senior this year and the Yankees have won 1 WS title in his lifetime, none this decade.
No doubt. There was talk around the deadline that the Mets were afraid to trade with teams they thought would make them look bad by helping players make adjustments or take the next step. Cashman's actually had repeated success doing exactly that. So why give them even high-quality raw materials?
Can't spend the money in the draft or roster, so instead it's on development.
So close!!
Only Rosario, Astudillo, & Arraez could hit that. Only Eddie & La Tortuga would swing at it.
Based loaded but zero outs.
*covers face and watches through fingers*
I think we got this.
I mean, I know this comment will cost me at least a couple points.
Down to 998
I’m on the spreadsheet!!!!!!
bases loaded, no outs -- d@mn those NYY scouting reports!
They’ve got ‘em right where they want ‘em!!
We've got 'em right where they want us?
The twins are going to win this ballgame.
!!!!!
!!!!!
Better than a double play...
Also, the national broadcast crew are just fawning over the yanks. I know, I know.
Well they are about to sweep a 100 win team out of the playoffs in the least competitive series of the first round.
*101 win team. Facts matter.
I made the mistake of seeing why John Smoltz was trending on Twitter. The vast majority of the Tweets were Yankees fans complaining about Smoltz cheering for the Twins. Seriously.
Wow.
welp.
sure would have liked to see former NYY Cave make 'em pay
Sigh.
Sh$@f!&#
I think you meant to say geoffgeoff.
Well that was deflating.
This one is getting banished to the tablet.
I've seen this movie before.
Best team in bases loaded faces worst team in bases loaded. Predictable.
You can blame me. I turned on the TV right as Sano came to the plate.
Cave feeling bad about striking out
OFFS, Cave.
Even Hunter wouldn't dive for that.
now THAT was embarrassing
I miss Byron Buxton
Twins should have signed Harper.
Twins should have put Wade on the playoff roster.
Ryne?
Right now, yeah...
I miss Jason morneau
So, uh, should I even bother bringing it up on the tablet or just go about my merry way?
A come back win would offer the only real catharsis.
Tablet plus Streets of Rage
That Cave dive is everything I expect in a Twins-Yankees playoff series.
The Torii Hunter Memorial Dive.
I saw that in person. Yeah. Not great.
So did I. I don’t remember it from TV. I got a great look at it from my seat and can still see it from there.
So did I
I heard it on the radio. I don’t think I ever watched a replay of it. I was gutted.
Time and a healthy dose of ii being an asshole make it easier to watch.
It is amazing to watch some players just lose themselves to the pressure. I suppose it happens in all sorts of professions, we just see it here. But wow.
And of course the Yankees score when if Cave hadn't dived for it, the next guy would have grounded into a tailor-made double play.
Beautiful pitch Odo
Why is Sano playing so far in with two outs?
That was the first pitch where they shifted him there. He moved when Odorizzi went into his windup.
That run is on Jake Cave and the Bad D
I’ve seen them at tips.
In a dusty white jersey with a dead right hand
Do you love him?
Eddie taking better at bats today. Now for some Sauce
Eff it. Garver is my call today
Ribeyes with GarvSauce, please.
Time for a go-ahead bomba.
Jesus that was three inches high
Holy blinders, Batman!
What the fuck, Cederstrom?
Unfortunately don't get the text that pitch four was a called strike.
I know it's the worst fan cliche ever to blame losing on the umpires, especially when the final score wasn't particularly close. But most people don't realize how easy it is for just a few missed ball/strike calls to completely change the course of a game.
Does the MLB not use their best umpires in the postseason?
The Yankees think so
Well I know the Yankees use their best umps.
This game is not trending our way.
Robot umpires now!
I mean, should be based loaded right now, but whatever. It’s only the playoffs
Beautiful DP
Baby steps, thank goodness for a well-turned double play.
Freaking work of art. Well done Polanco-Arraez-Gonzalez
what a double play! wow!
Very pretty. I'm having fun.
My b-i-l is watching from the press box. I'm jealous.
Time for some rally nachos
Now that ... that is a fantastic idea. I can’t think of the last time I made made nachos at home.
I’m so old, I used to make nachos in the oven.
Microwaved so fast it was ready by the time I read this.
I think I'm heading for the pizza rolls
Ooh! pretty sure I have those too (but if I do, I can almost guarantee they’re freezer burnt).
Not unexpected, b/c Odo, but this pitch count is worrisome.
I hope we can bring Odo back on short rest tomorrow.
73 pitches for Odorizzi. Let him start the fifth and be ready for a quick hook.
Who has to go Koskie a chair in the tunnel to get these bats going?
yo-yo's blabbing about % runs scoring with bases loaded, but no lookup on the Twins this season
Why put yourself out to be good at a job without any accountability beyond not uttering profanity on air?
they don't have an Atteberry feeding them actually useful info from the truck
How not?
I'll answer my own question: because fawning over Yankees takes no actual knowledge.
Just cause NYY overloads on the scouting doesn't mean the broadcasters have to
It's amazing how poor most of the national baseball broadcasters are. I miss the old days, when they'd use local broadcasters on the national broadcast in the postseason. You probably got a little bias, but at least they usually knew what they were talking about.
well...h3lls b3lls
Snakebit. Effing snakebit.
Severino pitched 12 innings this year. Twelve.
With a 2.13 FIP.
Point being, of course the Twins make him look like he pitched 212 innings with a 2.13 FIP, rather than a guy who should be still shaking out the rust.
Nah, some steel wool and Aura takes the rust right off.
Keuchel shook off the rust quickly too. He had two starts in the minors before joining Atlanta. His first start wasn't as good but Severino is also a better pitcher. I guess if you can figure out how to develop any minor leaguer you can also do the same for a pitcher returning from injury.
Seems like. I wonder if the Twins will try something like Lance Lynn again, considering how that worked out. Granted, they didn't have Wes or Hefner in coaching positions last year.
Smoltz saying the only reason the 3rd time through the order is worse is because pitchers gets no practice doing it anymore.
Can Jason Benetti get playoff games?
Smoltz was pretty good the third time through the order. He was also a pretty good pitcher. He refuses to recognize that maybe teams figured out how to turn 3rd/4th starters into 2nd starters by having the bullpen cover an inning or two.
Tidy little top half-inning there Jake... I would very much like the offense to give him something in the bottom half.
here we go *mows down more nachos*
same, but scotch.
Mule here.
I’m more of a cheap bourbon kind of fella.
time for some old crow.
Rock me mama...
premonition joe
Think cheaper and with more plastic bottles.
Same. The slow death of the twins season pairs well with Kentucky Tavern.
👆
I think I'll go for the coarsest vodka I have.
Dead Irish Poet.
That look in Cruz' eyes...
C'mon, Nelson. Please.
He’s the best roll of the dice we have.
Oh mama.
has Eddie's short attention span focus worn off by now?
Not who I would prefer to be at the plate here.
But he loves the biggest stage! Everyone knows this.
'19 Rosario:
Overall: .800 OPS
RISP: .908
RISP & 2 outs: .812
High Leverage: .900
Late & Close: .983
ALDS: .923
Thanks socal
Yankees feeling no pressure by hitting the umpire on the not-wild pitch.
DAMN
Same
J.C. ...
dammit Eddie, don't slide
a) don't slide b) wouldn't have mattered.
He was going for the takeout
well, he screwed that up too, then
Eddie, sliding into that bag is you in a nutshell.
Out by a long, long way.
That's some pretty good scouting. Grrrr.
Derp. ‘‘Twas a good play.
I'm glad they got the out, but I wouldn't have complained if Garver drilled Gardner between the numbers instead.
I used to really appreciate Encarnacion *Yankees ruin everything*
i.e. Paxton, Cone, Key, Giambi...
Yup
The twins playoff hopes and dreams...
Time to switch to "hit more bombas whiskey"
THE MINNESOTA TWINS ARE GOING TO WIN THIS BASEBALL GAME!!!
Get in line for the points.
That was a strike?!
Nope
Arraez you're amazing
Man, I love Arraez.
Man, who doesn't love Luis?
I seriously <3 that guy.
That might be my favorite part of the 2019 season. Lots of players either developing or taking big steps forward. Kepler, Polanco, Sanó, Buxton in his limited time, and obviously Arraez.
They certainly won’t have bare cupboards for 2020 ... though unfortunately, none of those “developing or taking big steps” who so quickly come to mind are pitchers.
Arraez was definitely limping into 2nd.
What happened to the fastball hitting!?! So many swings & misses on center cuts!
Im thinking the same thing.
GAH bad luck tonight!
Dammit, Lurch.
FFS, this stupid, great team.
Just heartbreaking ...
Блядь.
It’s amazing how emotionally detached I am from this. I think it’s the Yankee effect. Hopefully it isn’t the Twin effect.
Not our first rodeo, so we know there’s going to be some horse shit involved.
Bourbon!
The twins are going to win this game.
If there was any logic or reason to it, I don’t think it would make me so angry. It’s not series; I don’t expect to win those necessarily. But not even one game?
I mean, the twins are going to win this game....
A polished playoff team they are not. I'm more optimistic for the future. I feel like we're seeing growth in this series already. If they looked like they did at the plate game 1 & 2, I'd be more frustrated, certainly.
Yeah. Even with the bases loaded, I didn't think the at-bats were bad. They got pitches to hit and fouled them off. They were chasing bad pitches and/or taking pitches they should jump on.
Also, why don’t the twins just plunk didi every time he’s at the plate?
Clap clap.
Well that was a depressing visual tour of the stands.
How nice that we can share this tradition with a whole new generation of fans.
You pinch run for Cron, right? Dude is molasses-in-Eveleth slow.
Hi guys. Watched the first 6 innings with a Red Sox fan. Still hate the Yankees. Peace out!
If I hear "game of inches" one more time...
That may have just broke my back.
This is just ... I’m not... How can these hitters be so inept!?! Collectively... they are just terrible right now. Like, like all of them!
Between good pitching and every hard hit ball seemingly right at a Yankee...
So many atom balls...
sigh ... I know.
Why is Marwin in left?
Cron pinch-hit for Cave, who had done enough tonight.
For sure. I meant, why not move Eddie back to left (124 games v. 11 in right) and Marwin to right where he’s played 44 games (vs. 18 in left).
Only guess is that Marwin's not mobile enough to be playing the caroms out in right. So many guys dinged up at the wrong time...
Nice catch, Hays. Don’t ever f%#}in’ do it again.
Eddie, I'm not sure I'll miss you.
This comment did not age well.
Counter point, time will tell.
Bomba acknowledged, but I'll stand by it. The lapses and chasing are easy to take when he's not Terrible Eddie, and I'm pretty done with Terrible Eddie.
¡Eddie!
your 1B slide is half forgiven.
As I’ve been saying.
Such a convenient ‘injury.’
An "injury" for Britton to let Chapman warm up, and for once even the broadcasters acknowledge it.
Now he’ll have time to rest up for the alcs.... / blarf.
They had ridiculously long mound visits before both pitching changes in the fifth, too. Sanchez would wander out, then 30 seconds later Gregorius would wander in, then twenty seconds later Boone would amble by. Glad the umpire finally caught on.
They'll forget again next year. Yankees crap is always innovative.
Thanks, Ken. I thought Britton might have tweaked his dorsal fin moving a piano.
Yup. Rosenthal carrying their water there.
Just trying to make the comeback that much more impressive
Game 4
*If Necessary*
Some seriously bizarre Sanó hating coming from the row behind me. He apparently shouldn't have double-pumped when waiting for Cron to get to first base.
"What kind of stupid name is Gleyber Torrez? Sounds like Gay Retardes"
It took eight innings, but yikes
Edited to add: comment from the same woman behind me
That shut 'em up?
No, it came from them. Shocking that a random Minnesotan would find Sanó lazy while also critiquing a Hispanic name....
I hope their immigrant great-grandmothers are very proud.
The pres is giving a talk next door in a couple of days.
Cameron Maybin is your 2019 Ruben Sierra.
*pound pound pound pound*
yup, that lid looks pretty secure.
It's a neat trick to nail the lid shut on yourself.
Good God, the defensive replacement for Stanton hits a freaking homerun.
Oh, go fuck yourselves, Yankees.
Well that home run has a distinct feeling of finality to it.
Only positive I can think of is that the longer they take, the colder Chapman gets
If we take long enough, he might commit another felony to be swept under the rug!
See, there are some Yankees we can still hate.
He did apologize for the use of the gun.
I would have plunked didi.
So would have Chapman.
Chapman didn’t hit anything with the gun....
Well, he did choke, so let's keep an eye on this 9th inning.
oof. don't know about that one, man.
It was a stretch. But the point is, the Yankees are terrible.
Make him pitch, Cederstrom.
Hey meat, what's going to happen?
Oh come on
Wow. Stupid.
Jeter doesn't catch that
Pro wrestling isn't this scripted.
When the Fella said, "Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth," I don't think He meant they'd inherit it six feet under.
Fuck it. I’m eating the ice cream.
Welp, shitfuck.
Good season boys. It was fun.
the thud is still echoing though.
I can let you have it. My expectations were low.
That said, my offseason expectation is Cole.
You can't take the sky from me.
Bitter 16
No sweetness about it
This fucking sucks.
That is not a proper haiku, but I'll allow it
Fellas ... I don’t think I love regular season baseball enough to offset my feelings of Twins postseason ennui.
I have Dish, so I couldn’t even enjoy the second half. The first Twins baseball I got to watch since... that 14-12 nightmare they really enjoyed bringing up was this.
Could we just... match up with any other fucking team? Please.
Well, you can always watch the Vikings, Wolves and Wild and enjoy all their postseason success.
That just makes me feel sad and empty inside. I don’t feel like the Twins truly did quite enough to win that game, but fuck it, basically everything that could go wrong did go wrong. They had enough hard-hit balls to score 6+, it was just one of those days.
It’s so hard to go through such a good season and have it turn out like that.
There were 4 elimination games today, and the Twins were the only team eliminated. Sigh.