Apologies, please post your normal CoC discourse. I have nothing subversive.

Awhile ago, I set it up on my work computer so whenever I type the word "eyes", it autocorrects to "ಠ_ಠ". I guess the idea was so I could add that to emails instead having to go copy and paste it. I guess I don't type the word "eyes" much, because every time I actually do and it autocorrects, I'm always surprised and amused. It does that across all Office products actually. Just happened in Excel.

Life is strange in some ways. For example, I could tell you I asked a woman for phone number yesterday in the hopes that we could hook up in the future. This is true actually, but it's also because she's the mom of one of Rick's friends and they want us to set up a play date.

I asked my phone to play a particular song. It decided to play one that was phonetically close enough to the title, but not quite on the mark. Hadn't heard that song in a long time though, so yeah?

Unreal to me how they built a stadium here. pic.twitter.com/RXyutXxjQy

— Ex Twins News (@ExTwinsNews) March 22, 2025

I worked at the JJ's across the street from here before they announced the plans. I delivered to the tiny parking attendant hut a few times. I had already moved out of town when I heard about the plans for TF and I was like, "that's where they're going to put it? I have no idea how they'll fit a ballpark in that lot."

Baseball is back, baby.

(Y'know, like officially.)