"People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, 'That guy eats cake!' 'He is on bundt cake!' Mothers saying to their daughters, 'Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?'"

Another Games come and gone.

My bad, man. I take it all back.

I’ve missed a lot of curling, so I'm just posting this and not looking at anything.

I'm going to miss rolling out of bed and turning on live Curling while I start my day.

The women will bring home the gold. And, like, 94% of them are from Minnesota.

No pitch clock this year, but teams are now going to be limited to six non-pitching change visits to the mound for the whole game. Eh, seems fine.