Cockroaches when I leave.

Seriously. It was a record August.

The last time I did a joak about the year, you dudes came through with historical facts about the date. Let's do that again.

I cannot get my laptop to wake from sleep mode since the upgrade. I've done everything. EVERYTHING

To set up the league, anyway. I forgot to call my sister.

Don't let me forget to set up the football league today.

I give up. It's Aufust.

I'm still interested three quarters of the season in, so that's something.

I brewed a batch of nut brown ale yesterday, and it took much longer than necessary because I kept getting distracted and forgetting I was brewing.

I didn't get to see any of the Twins-Yankees series.