Sorry, Zack.

Pledge week begins in earnest as of today, although many of you already gave a couple of days ago when the button went up. Well, thanks! Thanks, too, to hungry joe for heading up the finances.

Anyway, Jerry Lewis will be by later to do that physical comedy we all love so much. Enjoy!

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the Milestone Comment plaques.

Now that all the customers are gone, it's a nonstop gabfest on our headsets at work as management tries to tell us we have to average a number of credit applications per day that we rarely hit, period. It happens every year in January, and it's always exactly this much fun.

I was going to use a bizarre story from work here, but I ended up burning it off last night in the Cup. Now I can't think of anything interesting that happened today.

...how many times have I accidentally typed "2011" up there this year? I think it's been a few.

Congratulations to Barry Larkin, your sole 2012 HOF inductee. And congratulations on not screwing up that one again, BBWAA.

A couple of Spookymilk Survivor players wrote baseball-related stories this week and got me anxious for the season. What is it, 85 days now?

The show's postponed (many reasons were given, but...well, I've heard the language they're using before). I think I'm a couple weeks from not being able to get a hold of the producers easily anymore, and a month from the email that lets us all officially know it's dead. I hate this game.

Granted, the "door is still open" for starting in March. I just don't think that'll happen.

To the Cavs, at home, and the Wolves were rarely in it. Let's forget it now.