Game 37 Recap: Charlie Sheen says the Twins are Winning.

Twins 11, Tigers 7
WP: Burnett (1, 0(he's perfect(!))), LP: Below (2, 1)
Honorary Save: Perkins. He didn't blow anything up, so, he gets a save.
Twins Record: 11-26. Booooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Fangraphs thought this was in the bag after the top of the second.

See-SawSnarky comments are the new market inefficiency. Blackburn went 2 innings tonight. Blackburn coughed up 5 runs in the second inning, but finished strong by picking off M.Cab while Del was "batting". The Twins battled back in the top half of the third to tie the game, coughed up the tie again, and took it back by force in the top half of the sixth. The local nine didn't look back after that point. That is to say, Matt Capps didn't have to pitch.

I'd suggest reading the game log, but that would be admitting that it's comments represent a market inefficiency.

Culture club: Well, shoot. I'm all tapped out tonight. I promise an update from the businessman's special at Angles ballpark tomorrow.

10 thoughts on “Game 37 Recap: Charlie Sheen says the Twins are Winning.”

  1. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBIdcUxdgo0

    I should also point out that this win required a human sacrifice.

        1. Yeah, about that... because of that hit, I lost twenty dollars.

          My coworker and I were looking at Butera's stats last week, and he mentioned how well Butera was hitting, so I said "I'll bet you twenty dollars he's not hitting .250 by next Thursday." He took the bet. I felt pretty good about it. In fact, when Butera wasn't in the lineup last night, I got a few text messages to the effect of "I'll get you the twenty dollars next time I see you.".

          Then he gets that damned hit.

          1. But, does that mean before the game today or after? Since it's a day game, you should know by end of work day if the end of the game was intended.

            1. Nope, we were very specific about it being defined as "Drew Butera's batting average directly following Wednesday night's game, but previous to Thursday's day game. .250 or above co-worker wins. .249 or under, I win."

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