Twins 4, Royals 2

WP: Blackburn (2-4 7.74 ERA), LP: Mendoza (2-3 5.36 ERA)

SAVE! Matt "Busta" Capps (14)

Twins Record 22-34, but the boyos are 7-3 in their last ten #itsmaybenotgoingtobethatbad

Let's look at the King of the Savers leader board, shall we. Perez sits atop the the list with 19 saves in 20 chances, but only Papleboner remains perfect with 15 saves in 15 opportunities.

This is all Nibbish's fault. Blackburn pitching respectably, Capps shutting the door, the offense not being offensive, wild betting, cats and dogs living together. It's mass hysteria. #itshappening

Culture club: Tomorrow I may be back to fill this in, but for now feast on this.