Television - FSN
First Pitch - 6:10pm CDT
Happy Labor Day, citizens. I hope you've been enjoying your day of leisure; it was hard earned by those who came before us. I hope you're having a cold beer with friends or spending some quality time with family or both. Maybe taking in a ball game. And somewhere along the way, if you haven't done so already, perhaps pausing for just a moment to think about the rivers of sweat and the the mountains of toil and the generational expanses of endeavor and industry as wide as the prairies that it took to build this nation. And maybe, if you are so inclined, hoping for better days to come for everyone looking to earn an honest day's pay for an honest day's work but finding the doors of opportunity thrown shut in their faces.
Today the Twins start a three-game set against the team we love to hate. Sam Deduno is on the mound for the good guys, Hector Santiago takes the hill for the White Sox. The Sox are battling the Detroit Tigers for the AL Central title. The Twins are struggling to climb out of the division cellar. What the heck, there's just a month left of Twins baseball this year. We might as well stock up on what's left. Winter comes early in these parts and hangs on like a fat and stubborn tick. Best to enjoy every day of baseball summer has left to offer, there will be precious little autumn ball for the Twins this year.
I find myself feeling a bit poetic for some reason, but in the spirit of the holiday I'm just going to take it easy and toast the work of others who have better saluted in verse the homes of today's natively eponymous contestants:
Do your golden fields of wheat and corn
Still shimmer in the early morn
Waving to the clouds as they drift by
Do moose and bear still rule the earth
In the Red River Valley of my birth
Do the Northern Lights still dance across your sky
Does the North Star still guide you
Do your farmers still provide you
With the way of life that we all learned to share
Do they still follow the Golden Rule
And dress up each week for Sunday School
Do your families still give thanks for living there
from Minnesota Blue
by Cordell Keith Haugen
Come and show me another city with lifted head singing so proud to be alive and coarse
and strong and cunning.
Flinging magnetic curses amid the toil of piling job on job, here is a tall bold slugger set
vivid against the little soft cities;
Fierce as a dog with tongue lapping for action, cunning as a savage pitted against the
wilderness,
Bareheaded,
Shoveling,
Wrecking,
Planning,
Building, breaking, rebuilding...
from Chicago
by Carl Sandburg
Play ball!
SEND HIM!!!
Free base!
Nice play by Parm.
wiggled out of that jam.
I took my knife apart to lube the bearing, now I'm having trouble getting it back together and I need it for work in the morning.
I am not a Youkilis fan, but he is rockin a tremendous mustache
I'm blaming Gameday Scout for that HR; I didn't get it (re)shut off quick enough
that is Beckham's 8th career HR against the Twins, most against any team.
Deduno's doing a good job of making all of dicknbert's analysis look pretty stupid.
Man, I should just go. Nothing but Sox crap since I logged on.
Dunn's walk up song is Metallica's terrible cover of 'Turn the Page'
(BB)(BB)
You can't walk 'em all, as they say.
It's a little disappointing not being able to update my BB counter.
rally inning
It took me about an hour longer to get my knife back together than it should have. One the plus side, it's been degunked and relubed and is opening and folding like a charm.
Didn't help that your drill sergeant was screaming at you over your shoulder.
HOLY SH&@^&!&*(!^*
'bout time!
SWEAT CARROLLINE!!
Took a stab at the radio trivia, and whiffed on my first guess again tonight. Q: Which Twin has the most hits against the B!tch Sox in a season, and what year?
First guess:
so then I went with
wow, I would not have guess the actual player
(BB)(BB)(BB)
Don't forget your Spookystories, those of you playing. I nearly forgot because I can no longer keep track of the day.
This might help a little.
Awful call.
Mauer was safe. boo
I wonder if that pitcher is related to Ann Veal.
Her?
+Blannd
Parmalee is my new favorite Morneau.
He doesn't seem to be very good.
He might be past his prime now.
South Dakota has already named a town after him.
And THEY spelled it right!
Jamey Carroll has as many HRs as Clete Thomas
Impending Crain wreck.
with that mustache, Paul Konerko looks like David Arquette.
I like Plouffe, but he is (still) not a good defensive third baseman. I know he's relatively new to the position (149 games in his professional career over five seasons), so maybe there's some hope he'll become passable with familiarity.
lots of balls going past him while he is diving.
RISPy
Parmelee moves from right field to first base. Encouraging to see him stay in the close game until the end. It seems Gardy has gotten him into every game since his call-up.
Nobody look at the E-ton scoreboard. Things went good to bad quickly, still plenty of game left.
sheesh
I'm not listening, but a single followed by a single + an 2-base error.
First baserunner scores from first, but it's an earned run?
It's the difference between Fien having an ERA of 1.42 and 0.95
first runner was on second and would have scored easily, even though the throw hit him.
I must have missed the runner advancing to second... Oh there it is.. Stole second.
Ugh, guys. I was sick the last couple of days, and although I'm pretty sure I'm over it now, I'm also pretty sure I'm sick from being sick or something. My voice is shot and this headache won't go away. I don't really have a point - I'm just complaining.
dude, we have a fitness post now
Is it too much to hope for two CaHRrolls today?
Or one from Carroll, one from Lex?
White Sox fan singing "Jamie's Cryin'" to heckle Carroll. That's...unconventional. Especially considering he jacked a donger for the first time in four years.
these are some real classy Sox fans sitting next to the crowd mic
I hate losing to the mighty Pale Hose
Well, at least Revere wasn't set up to be the last out, again.
First item on the Twins postgame, according to the screen: "Sox pitching stumps Sox."
What? The Sox didn't get a single hit against the Sox tonight!
Bright side:
O's win, Rays beat Yankees.
O's are one GB, second wild-card Rays are 2.5 back.
The AL playoffs still could be Rays, Os, As, Rangers, Sox.
That would be great.
The E-Twins win the championship! The Snappers go to the playoffs! Oh, and we'll just have to settle for 82-80!
I guess I can take that tradeoff.
Twins Divisional E# went down to 9.
Twins Wild Card E# went down to 7.
Think the Twins need to focus on the division this year.