I'd love to type something thoughtful and full of optimism here, but I'm short on time and actual belief in that. We'll start the year off for a team that's full of youthful potential, but bogged down with the aged veterans for some reason. But, let's let the 25-man roster speak for itself:
Pitchers
- Starters
Phil Hughes
Ervin Santana
Ricky Nolasco
Kyle Gibson
Tommy Milone
- Relievers
Glen Perkins
Casey Fien
Brian Duensing
Mike Pelfrey
Blaine Boyer
Tim Stauffer
J.R, Graham
Not-pitchers
- Infieders
Joe Mauer
Brian Dozier
Danny Santana
Trevor Plouffe
Kurt Suzuki
Eduardo Escobar
Eduardo Nunez
Chris Herrmann
Kennys Vargas
- Outfielders
Oswaldo Arcia
Jordan Schafer
Torii Hunter
Shane Robinson
Or, for the more hopeful: Let's get ready for the first step to 162-0.
PLAY BALL!
I wish.
My dad asked me what I thought about the Twins this year, I replied "Ah, who cares. I'm just going to enjoy the games I watch."
Go Twins!
I am hoping for this to be my motto this year, as well.
Can someone tell me who these people are:
Blaine Boyer
Tim Stauffer
J.R, Graham
Torii Hunter
Shane Robinson
Boyer has been around a long time. A middle/mop-up reliever. Was a nonroster invite and made the team. Stauffer was a free agent signed in the offseason from San Diego. A middle reliever with the Padres. Used to be a starter before getting injured. Graham was a former top prospect for the Braves before getting hurt. Twins took him in the Rule 5 draft. He has to be on the major league roster or the Twins have to give him back to the Braves and/or work a trade to keep him. Throws in the mid-90s. Could throw near 100 before injuries. He's hoping to get there when the weather warms. ii is the next in a long line of Twins brought back to bring veterany goodness. Shane Robinson was a longtime fourth OF/ pinch hit specialist with the Cardinals. A nice RH complement to Shafer and Arcia if he gets used properly. Small, fast, no power. The ElmsLadies that sponsor his B-Ref page call him Sugar Shane.
Thank you!
Who cares who wins or loses, I can't wait to hear who got the peanut-butter in the underwear treatment. #FUN2015
I'm going to guess Vargas or Santana so ii can make it known that imposters won't be tolerated in his
clubfunhouse!is Vargas fake-black? Then him.
Oh, wow- bS is on point for the ii return. Nicely turned.
ii as cleanup hitter. It's gonna be a long season.
if there's nothing to clean up....
This game is free on MLB.tv, btw.
I totally forgot that Cespedes is a Tiger, now.
If you haven't watched the video I linked in the CoC, be sure to do so. It's pretty awesome, and completely appropriate to opening day.
He's a mighty good leader...
leaders don't take striike three.
I can understand why Dick'n'Bert wouldn't want to address some of the controversies surrounding ii, but to pretend like he's universally loved seems kind of silly.
The narrative will be strictly followed. What you're suggesting sounds like deviation.
He is not universally loved, but a good majority of Twins fandom still likes him.
What are you, some kind of priick? You're a real priick, man. Hey everybody, this guy is some kind of priick.
Happiness is taking a vacation day on Opening Day.
Baseball!
oopsies.
Dick-n-Bert were positively giddy about that.
well, the first inning was good.
Bert solo home runs don't hurt.
*drink*
Dick: "If Avila is healthy, he's proven to be very durable."
Me: ....
Is that a real comment? That's amazing.
verbatim.
Yeah, that was LOL bad.
Stay good, Hughes.
balls are juiced.
😥
Hmm...is it too early to abandon the season in the second inning of the first game?
GOSO says no!
get Pelfrey warmed up.
Nice giveback running boner.
Hey, game log! I almost forgot how these things work.
We're still warming up, but the Twins are already in midseason form.
Of course Cespedes robs a HR.
robbed.
I'm noticing that Hughes hasn't walked anyone...
Once again, MLB TV on, MLB TV audio off, MLB radio on.
Over on ESPN, the Blue Jays are thumping the Yankees. y
Mauer with power-hitter facial hair. I have a good feeling about this year for his SLG this year.
that was a strike?
Close enough not to take a chance, yes.
I'm liking our offense so far.
Those are a fun-loving, hijinks-laden zero hits, though.
So much peanut butter in their pants!
Meanwhile, over in the dugout that lost some veteran grit...
Practically legume-free trousers.
I laughed (and it was super awkward because I'm on a customer site.)
a WALK
"fisted" *drinks*
KENNYS VARGAS!
Veteran move by Hunter to let Vargas get the first hit instead of himself.
I don't think Souhan has given this website more ammo than he did today.
Alright, I'm not going to get greedy and ask for a win, but let's at least get some runs!
Welp.
I had every intention of running an Opening Day pick'em here, but as I prepared for my dad and brother to get here I forgot all about it. Well, maybe I'll do one in a few days for a lark.
DAMN RIGHT SANTANA'S NOT SHOWING BUNT
Well, when you're down three and the pitcher you're facing in a former Cy Young winner who started the game off with 13 straight outs and you get two runners on for your leadoff batter, and...
...was Dick really asking for a bunt?
Of course he was, why would I ask that.
Oooh... He's going to talk about that for fifteen games.
At least fifteen.
I don't listen to Dick. Dazzle made the observation, though.
Ah, yeah. There's that, too.
And of course Santana had such terrible swings against Price earlier with those two lineouts.
There goes the quality start.
Stirrups! I like this Graham guy. Sure hope he can pitch.
According to Provus, he wears them so his legally blind mother can identify him from the other ballplayers
and the tv guys just nattered about GOML and a lack of respect for tradition by everyone else.
How much of this running parade is Suzuki and how much is pitchers not holding anyone on?
Hughes gets some blame
They've been stealing on the pitchers. Suzuki's throws haven't been too bad. At least twice I thought he had a shot.
the first steal certainly was on Hughes. Or maybe it should have been "defensive indifference" since he had such a huge jump that Suzuki didn't even attempt a throw.
Yeah, that was the old ii taking off before the pitcher moves and hoping he doesn't step off for an easy out at second. Hughes never did, so it was an easy steal.
I saw a tweet from Berardino referencing the Sunday paper and things being all good (or somesuch) with ii. I had to look. There were two articles with nary a mention of the "Prick" incident. There were however, some interesting quotes from ii.
An admission?
An admission and an excuse?
It wasn't the nostalgic hero worship & $10.5 M? People don't wear white shirts to Twins games?
That second quote- he could still play center field well? It's so much easier than playing those tough outfield corner spots?
O_o
Geez, Torii.
We all know how well he read balls in CF. #2006Postseason #Neverforget
Graham with a clean first inning. Well, clean in that no runs scored. #FUN2015
and no peanut butter.
Everyone's Delmoning today.
They're eating up Joe at the knees
YES! WE'VE GOTTEN TO THE BULLPEN!!
Twitchy vs. Torii on day one of the new season. Huh.
Hoo boy. That's gotta get the Mo-Town faithful antsy.
That ii commercial was gross.
jobbed.
Couldn't have ended any other way.
Ii needs to Cowboy Up!
Joe West decides the epic standoff in the end. Hey, why not?
Did Gardenhire get tossed?
Molitor's bound to be a little different, it seems. He did an annoyed half-glare rather than chase Joe down and tell him he sucks.
Heh.
Whoa. That was a ridiculous call by Joe West. Ree-Diick-You-Luss.
Just saw it. Wow that was bad, especially to end the inning and the game. If it's a close call, you should ask for help and that wasn't even close to being a swing. West helps ii change to kk.
Hughes with a 1.56 xFIP on the season and a 6.00 ERA. Twins batters with a .200 BABIP. The joys of SSS.
With this defense, that xFIP may hold.
Well, David Price is a really good pitcher, and he'll shut teams down sometimes. Phil Hughes pitched well except for a few balls that went over the fence. On the plus side, I had a good day of bowling, going 143, 205, 171 for a 519 series. We'll just have to settle for 161-1!
ii may just cut & paste this comment for my recap.
Be sure to include my bowling score!
LEN3 pointed out that Gardy era ended by being shutout by Price and Molitor era started with a shutout by Price and Nathan. Of course, offense wasn't the problem last year.