Rain, rain go away
Come again another day:
Little Jose wants to play
Twins score 5 runs off 2015 Cy Young winner Dallas Keuchel, including a leadoff homerun by Brian Dozier, and win it going away!
le sigh...
"You get off to a good start against a good pitcher and you've got your best guy out there and you've just got to wipe it off the slate," Twins manager Paul Molitor said, with a hint of weariness in his voice. "Unfortunate. Good for them."
Apparently, last night's tilt was just for funsies, not an official game, and will be replayed tonight featuring bullpen residents Tommy Milone and Chris Devenski on the mound.
The day game features every immature person's favorite giggle-inducing, unfortunately-named veteran Doug Fister (10-7, 3.47 ERA) facing 22-year-old rookie Jose Berrios (2-2, 8.31 ERA), who is hoping to notch his 3rd big league win (and second against the Astros). Berrios's best Game Score thus far is a rather timid 57 (his first major league win vs Houston), while his opponent has accrued 8 games with GSc's of ≥60, with a record of 7-1 in those contests this year.
Bring 'em home, boyos!
I was thinking that at least they don't have to face Keuchel again but the 2016 version of him is a pale imitation of the 2015 version. Neshek has a higher rWAR. fWAR still likes him for 2.5 wins, although their rWAR "clone" also likes him more than BR at 1.4 wins.
Derp.
The baseball gods are fickle, eh?
I prefer yesterday's game
Can Grossman get to anything?!
Heh.
Maxed
I just got here. Sounds like a tough day for Berrios. It looks like the good news is that he was throwing strikes and the bad news is that they were hitting his strikes.
Yes, Dazzle, exactly. The fact that somebody beat the shift once means that all shifts are stupid.
Not an optimum biorhythm day for Centeno today it appears.
Where's that rain when we need it?
Might as well make the Astros use up all their runs at once.
Isn't a situation like this why Andrew Albers is here today?
you don't use all your big guns right away, man!
Plus, logic? C'mon. Since when does logic play into how this team's been operating?
My understanding is 26th player is only eligible for the second game of a doubleheader, which is a stupid rule and will be probably be revisited after a game like this.
mlb.com listed him as eligible, but it could be wrong. If that's the rule, i agree that it's stupid, but at least Molitor isn't to blame for it.
ooooooh, does he throw an Escobardoodle??
Kennys Vargas is the 4th player in Twins history to hit a home run from both sides of the plate in the same game. Anyone know the other 2? I'm guessing Chili did it. I think possibly Ryan Doumit and Roy Smalley.
Can we answer if Dazzle already told us?
Just tell me I'm right.
Look for yourself.
Victor Martinez is the only other player to do it this year, and he did it twice in about a two-week span (June 16 & July 1).
I got Doumit confused with the Doomsday Machine (Phil Dumatrait)
Oh, man. I liked Escobar. Too bad he won't be here next year.
Huh? Why do you say that?
Time travel. It's a horrible responsibility.
The last three or four position players to pitch for the Twins have left that offseason.
It's basically written in stone.
Also, time travel.
So where am I supposed to put my comment about what a sweaty game that was? That was a very sweaty game. Also, by the time I got to my seat, the score was 6-1.
nibs, you're going to have to travel back in time and somehow move this above Rhu_Rhu's comment.
SEND HIM!!!!
-----------------------------DOUBLEHEADER GAME LOG SUCKING LINE; NO TWINS' SUCKING BELOW THIS LINE---------------------------------
So where am I supposed to put my comment about what a sweaty game that was? That was a very sweaty game. Also, by the time I got to my seat, the score was 6-1.
nibs, you're going to have to travel back in time and somehow move this above Rhu_Rhu's comment.
yeah, that does ratchet things down a bit, doesn't it? well, desperate needs call for desperate measures
*edits database*
*basement collapses*
*nibs travels back and resets things*
Did I mention the game was hot and sunny? It seems that when I applied sunscreen, I may have forgotten to include my upper lip. The rest of my face, however, had sufficient coverage. That's . . . going to be awkward.
one word: mustache
sweatiness is more of a "blows" than "sucks" thing, methinks. So Pepper is good.
Moli has only himself to blame for not stretching out Escobar before today.
man, even the stream is poor today.
someone get the shovel, 'cause the Twins left a couple steaming piles to clean up