Stephen Strasburg
vs
Martín Pérez
A good postseason test tonight for the Twins. Strasburg is really good. Pérez is a pitcher. Berríos delivered a very strong start yesterday and it's Pérez's turn to get five acceptable innings before handing it to the *checks notes* 12-man bullpen. Batters, this isn't Berríos, please don't forgot about the dongers.
Rosario sucks. Perez sucks
Rosario is helping Perez suck.
I think they're trying to one up each other
Kepler catches that if he's in right field.
And Cave. And Torreyes. And [fiil in the blank]
Bomba!
With 94 pitchers in the bullpen, why is Perez going out for the 4th?
Bottom of the lineup? Not yet at even 70 pitches?
So he could procure the win of course
Holy smokes - must be Wade's birthday, too, 'cuz Cuzzi gifted him that second pitch
Jorge, that was ball four
So was that
Put the puppies back in the kennel
Twins have scored exactly 2 runs in 5 of their last 7 games. Who could have imagined that having half of your regular players hurt would make it difficult to score runs?
Indians finish sweep of Angels, who they've owned the last few years. Indians are 21-1 against Tigers and Angels and 64-60 against everyone else.
Yankees are 17-2 vs Bal, 14-5 vs Bos, 6-0 vs Sea, 12-5 vs Tampa. 46-39 against everyone else.
Cleveland is 15-1 vs Det, 6-0 vs LAAAA, 5-1 vs Sea. 60-59 against everyone else.
Minnesota is 23-11 vs the AL West, 6-0 vs Bal, 38-22 against their division, 22-23 against everyone else.
Hou is 16-1 vs Sea, 31-16 against the rest of their division, 48-34 against everyone else
Oak is 25-5 against ChW, Cle, Det, KC and Bal, 61-55 against everyone else