This is the fourth day I've had to use this year already, with three being for my daughters. Actual vacations in the near future are looking less likely.

UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I've got to get out of this store. It's over.

I have a weird recent obsession with YouTube videos with random facts.

...anyone but you.

So it's Kanuary.

Yes. That would just be a coaxial cable, sir.

My half and half expires today.