The Cleopatra card for my game is almost done, with the Milkmaid providing the face that launched a thousand ships. If you're a lurker and have no idea what I'm talking about or how these words make sense in this order, I'm sorry.

I'm in day...nine? Ten? Of coughing nonstop. It's just about got to be bronchitis again.

...mean that my shift today is four hours. I might end up phoning this one in.

Business is too calm after the holidays are over. I'm bored.

So, how was your 2013? Mine was pretty good. It seems we ran the gamut around here. No matter how it ended up, here's hoping your 2014s are better.

Yesterday we trekked to Flagstaff, and on the way there stopped at Montezuma Castle. It isn't a castle and has nothing to do with Montezuma, but it's awe-inspiring despite this. I can't tell you how many times I drove by a spot of national interest in my youth because I wanted to get where I was going half and hour faster. I want to slap younger Milkman for doing that.

Do you ever leave on the menu so long that the music cue won't exit your head? I've had fifteen seconds of the "Justified" theme music stuck in my head for days.