The Twins have a three-game winning streak, as prophesied in my Thursday game log. Now they're a mere 17 games under .500!

I spent all yesterday moving. The armoir is awesome but it weighs literally a million pounds. Literally.

Couldn't Skim's end of the school year pirate play have happened during one of the many horrible Twins losses this year? Oh well.

Today seems like a good day for me to fill in on the Cup of Coffee.

Will June be better than May? Can it possibly be worse?

I guess I would have opted for a vacation from the Twins losing.

Anyone around?

One in a row!

...but I'll bet Scott Baker likes it even less.

If the Twins didn't suck this year, would it inhibit my search for work and home in LA? I think it would.