Scott "Possibly Maybe A Future All-Star" Diamond
versus
Kevin "Probably Never An All-Star" Correia
In the weeks approaching the trading deadline I am going to take a look at negotiations that Terry Ryan will be taking part in an attempt to make the Twins better for the future. This week, Terry Ryan makes a stop in Vegas.
Next week: Trade talks heat up and Terry Ryan looks for shop credit.
If Rick calls in his buddy Billy Smith to evaluate a trade, we may be in business.
Billy "Chumlee" Smith
PNC is beautiful and the Pirates are winning. Get to the park, Pittsburgh!
Terry Ryan = Try any, err.
I was so excited about the Pirates feed (I've never heard it), but wow...endless ERA talk, plenty of focus on "blue collar guys who get Gold Gloves the right way," "They're probably the most vanilla middle infielders in the league, but they make all the routine plays, which is all you're looking for..."
I think their analysis dates back to their last winning season.
good grief
ROOT Sports's Tips to Win:
Continue to Pitch Well at Home
Pedro: Produce at PNC
Spoil Doumit's Homecoming
Consuela giveth, and Consuela taketh away.
"Ron Gardenhire...how long as he been at the helm? I don't know, but he replaced Tom Kelly, and produced back-to-back division titles in 2009 and 2010..."
nice scouting report.
These guys blend the lack of preparation of Rick Sutcliffe with the blandness of Arizona architecture.
And last night Sutcliffe was chiding his broadcast mates with watching the NBA or summat while he was Preparing for the Yankees game. As if. Another hilarity: Jeter comes up with the bases loaded and they remark that he has one career grand slam. And immediately they showed it from about ten years ago. Really? You have that ready to go in case he gets up with the bases loaded?
Wow. No surprise there, except for the part where Jeter has only one. I'm as much a fan of his as you are, but would have given him, I dunno, at least eight or ten.
He's batted first or second for 89.5% of his career PAs, so I'm guessing he's just not had many chances. Yep, just 288 out of 11,460 PAs have been with the bases loaded. I wonder how that compares overall. His percentage is higher than Mauer's, so I can only assume they both suck with the bases loaded.
Wow, Dick'n'Bert might actually be better. Maybe.
These guys aren't irritating in a loud way, but quietly, they're putting themselves in the running for the worst duo I've encountered.
Come on, the Pirates are the second-worst team in runs/game: 3.42. They're going to get that in the first two innings.
Provus on the height of the broadcast booth at PNC: They're like ants!
The FSN feed tried to highlight Doumit's Pittsburgh career and showed just TWO plays for his entire career despite showing each from multiple camera angles. Seriously, couldn't find any other plays to splice into that montage?
WOOOOOO, YA AIN'T SPOILIN' DOUMIT'S RETURN, ARE YA?!?!?!
"He got hurt a lot, but he's a gamer, a guy you want as a teammate."
"A guy who wants to win."
So he signs with the second-worst team in 2011?
If Doumit is a guy who, even among athletes, "wants to win," he's had like the least satisfying career ever.
Dick, I think the Twins stuck with Dozier because 1) they suck 2) they have no shortstops.
they dont want Rochester to have all the good players.
Complete the limerick:
The once was a GM named Ryan
Who had a young shortstop named Brian
"We're stuck!" posted Sean
"Dozie's cool" answered Ron
and now _________________
all the Twins fans are cryin'.
(Not a lot of rhymes for that one)
Dozier's modus is divin'.
A rhyme citizens are tryin'.
and now the Twins are going to the World Series.
That may be closer to a rhyme than it is to the truth.
and now the Twins win! (No, I'm lyin')
The phrase - The Diving Dozier could get tiresome.
"Isn't hitting supposed to be contagious? It's like this team has a baton they pass around...you're hot, now you're hot..."
Jamey Carroll has been a GREAT acquisition, Dick? Really?
WOOOOOOOO, THERE'S THE PROOF
he is not a terrible acquisition.
I recently switched from cable to the dish. As a result I will now be able to watch Indians/Twins games on tv. Unfortunately, Buffalo is also a local market of Pittsburgh.
one would think Toronto would be in the home market of Buffalo, not Pittsburgh.
Mets/Yankees/Pirates/Indians all claim Buffalo as a local market Interestingly enough, I can watch Jays games on mlb.tv no problem.
I would think having a chain link fence as an OF wall is kinda dangerous.
I had a friend in 6th grade who found that out the hard way.
Alaskan Amber at Casa de Leche tonight. It's not a flashy beer, but it does all the little things right and passes the taste tests, which is really all you want from a beer. When did I realize Alaskan Amber was better than Michelob Amber Bock? I don't know, but I've had more of it than Amber Bock since at least 2011.
Finishing up some Kilt Lifter I picked up in Phoenix over the weekend.
You were in Phoenix?! Dammit, Rowsdower, I'm so bored here!
Family bidness, I thought of you but I didn't have a minute to call mine. We flew in, rented an Explorer, filled it with stuff and drove home. Phoenix to Omaha in 2 days, now that's fun.
Phoenix to Omaha in 2 days, now that's fun.
Add a raccoon and a one-eyed lion and you have a Disney blockbuster.
Dick/Bert (I don't remember which) said the Pirates had traded away previous cornerstone players. Except, they haven't had any since 1993. Kendall might be close, but that's about it. Brian Giles was good, but he was traded to the Pirates.
I get the feeling that both of those guys are constantly surprised when someone mentions what year it is. In fairness, I get a bit of that with baseball players. The other day when we were facing Soriano, I had it in my head that he was still a young player. Dude's in his fourteenth season.
you know who was a pretty solid player for the Pirates? Al Martin.
I think I figured out what Diamond's problem is.
That's from the Twins website, btw.
He's throwing with the wrong arm! Mein Gott!
Probably a club-house trick - someone swapped his glove.
Maybe he's amphibious?
--Yogi Berra
Scot Diamond must be on the bump tonight.
Taking bumps isn't going to make him a better pitcher.
I don't know of another official site that makes errors with more frequency than twinsbaseball.com. Every time I go there, I spot one within a minute or two.
It dove-tails nicely with the on-field product.
Hmm. The next time the Twins start winning, I'll see if their editing picks up.
by "official site", you're talking ball clubs, right? The 4ltr topps them ahl.
Fire Rick Anderson! And Gardy!!!
If I were the sort of guy who wore sports jerseys, this might be something I'd style.
/* Flash Clemente, R. meme. */
I think Dick just discovered Pitch FX about 5 years late.
Rejected Beatles lyrics:
Blackburn singing in the dead of night
Lucy with this guy, Scott Diamond
Bang bang Maxwell's Willinghammer went down upon her head
Why don't we Doumit in the road
I want to hold your Span.
Tomorneau Never Knows.
Being for the Benefit of Jerry White
Carry the Weight (A song for Capps)
One After 909 (Jason Marquis' ERA)
For some reason, though all the responses are excellent, this made me chuckle the most.
Let me take you down, cause I'm going to Target Field.
Nothing is real, and nothing to get hung about.
Target Field forever.
I buried Plouffe.
I was looking for a name to put there.
Happiness is a warmed Duensing.
Everyone's got something to hide but me and my Duensing.
I'm afraid this game's result will be:
And in the end, the runs you make
aren't equal to the runs you need.
You're not a girl who misses much, klaw.
Ono.
<Zoidberg Voice>
Yay! My knowledge of two Beatles songs finally pays off!
</Zoidberg Voice>
I read the news today, oh boy
Four thousands hits off Blackburn, and Matt Capps
Just seeing this now. Here's my contribution:
Loss, loss loss, loss loss loss loss, loss loss loss loss, hey Plouffe. Loss, loss loss, loss loss loss loss...
I think you spelled that wrong.
I really Ploufffed! it, huh?
the Pirates have found the stolen base button
this would be a great time for an 8 run inning
wow, bringing in the relievers already?
Plouffe's OBP is soaring.
What up, all? Looks like I didn't miss anything good. I assume Thome hit a mammoth 490-foot blast for the Pirates.
In short, one of Root Sports's Tips for Winning was "Spoil Doumit's Homecoming." Doumit proved the tip-writers geniuses by striking out to end the inning with the bases loaded.
I was watching the 4ltr earlier today and ALL they could talk about was Doumit's return to Pittsburgh. It was so damned annoying.
its getting to the point where this is looking like one in the loss column.
Dick offended at the Rockies' 14-man pitching staff. The Twins' 13-man stuff was completely normal.
BOO HOO, Dick. Those poor overworked AL managers who might have to deal with an interleague series in both April and September.
I still dont understand why there will be Interleague throughout the entire schedule next year. Why cant they just do the 3-week Interleague play they do now.
Because there will be an odd number of teams in each league.
You still could, if you don't mind having at least two teams at any time being off.
there will be 15 in each league when the Astros move to the AL. 15 AL teams play 15 NL teams.
What am I missing?
If there isn't interleague play throughout the season, then one team in each league will need to be off for each series. Unless they try three-team baseball.
It works for cribbage, so why not baseball?
Because when AL teams only play AL teams, there will be an odd man out. This would require sitting out at least two teams every day. It might be possible without lengthening the schedule too much, but then you'd end up with a scheduling nightmare. It would be lots of odd length series and probably lots of travel for the teams.
ahhh. it makes sense now.
how about just getting rid of interleague play for a while until the next round of expansion or contraction.
I'd be willing to contract the Yankees and the Red Sox.
Why can't they just do the interleague play in the postseason like they used to?
+10 elderwands.
Dick still whining about how difficult Gardy's job is having a pitcher bat twice.
Still a fan of making DH/no-DH the choice of the home manager. Dick would still complain about there being too many options.
Spangasm!!!
SPAN!
Hey Hey!
SPANTASTIC!
Hey, some Spandemonium!
Nice play, Alvarez.
"Jeff Manship...hmm, he should be a Pirate with that name."
Alright, Pitt squawkers, some of your idiocy is forgiven.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
With an outing like that, I kinda wish he were a Pirate.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Nice immediate give-back run, Lollipop.
*runs
Nice Boo Banner, there.
Had it in my mind for a while, then MLB put out the Mauer ad, and that was all it took.
Revere is damn good.
8 run inning?
We're gonna need this.
yeah, THAT can't hurt!
Unfortunately, Dozier hates runs.
at least the Twins were not shut out.
I see "Chris Resop", my brain reads "Choi, Hee-sop"
He turns around and he's just a poser.
I was going to point that out earlier.
Casilla is up. The Pirates must be shaking in their peg legs.
Somebody's gonna walk the plank for that.
Just setting up a 5-5-3 dp.
well, on the bright side, with sucky pitching, we don't have to let our pitchers bat often in interleague
I missed this in order to have a meeting with our HR director and agency head about a problem staff member. #winning
holy crap, is Gameday off or something? Those first two pitches to Ben were definitely strikes.
and pitch #5, too
Gameday says Revere getting a small strikezone.
The first two were close, but both may have crossed the plate low. I didn't envy the ump for having to make either call.
I blame Mauer for that loss.
Aargh. I just hope they don't have a bird that can troop over us.
Didn't realize that was the 9th. Eastern Time Zone is nuts.
Well, it was a tough game, but there'll be better games. We'll just have to settle for 122-40!