Happy vacation, Twayn!
It's the Return of the Gentleman Masher! Jimbo's last game in a Twins uniform was against the O's. How coincidental that his first second current return-trip to the Bullseye should be in an O's uniform.
Anyway, I know what I'm rooting for tonight: jacked dongers.
Of course, there WOULD be a lefty on the mound for the Twins in Scott Diamond, so maybe Jim will si
sit instead of start tonight. That would be absolute Boo.
In Diamond's last three starts, he has gone 7, 8 and 8, respectively, while allowing 2, 2, and 3 runs, respectively. He has emerged as the Koufax* of the staff, with a 2.62 ERA, 3.85/3.53 FIP/xFIP, and 45:12 K:BB in 79 innings.
His opposing number tonight will be Chris Tillman. In his only other appearance this season, July 4 against Seattle, Tillman went 8 2/3 of 2-hit ball, striking out 7 and giving up two runs. The big right-hander throws a mid-90s fastball, curve, and changeup. Tillman was part of the package, with CFer Adam Jones, for Erik Bedard back in 2008. He has had several cups of coffee since but struggled to put his game together in the minors (5.58 ERA, 5.31 FIP in 36 starts over three seasons prior to this year).
From the fangraphs piece by Jack Moore on July 5:
Tillman appeared to figure something out in Triple-A this year, striking out over a batter per inning again after dropping to under 7.0 per nine innings in 2010 and 2011. According to StatCorner, he drew 11.4% swinging strikes after marks below 10% in both 2010 and 2011.
Just a look at the radar gun readings shows what happened: Tillman’s fastball is back. He touched 97.2 MPH in the ninth inning — twice — after averaging just 89.5 MPH on his fastball last season. Tillman averaged 95.0 MPH on the fastball Wednesday, and every pitch saw an uptick in velocity — the cutter up to 93.0 from 84.2, the curve up to 77.4 from 75.2, the changeup up to 83.2 from 78.7 (a massive 12 MPH difference from the fastball).
Hopefully, he'll give Consuela and Morneau a couple of belt-high fastballs each tonight.
*Diamond is in his age-25 season. At age 25, Koufax went 18-13 with a 3.52 ERA and led the NL with 269 Ks in 255 2/3 innings while earning his first A-S appearance. So, umm, yea, it could happen.
My reaction to Revere's play.
Don't you dive...
Don't you dive...
Don't you dive...
Don't you dare dive...
Holy. Crap.
On my first day of work, the Twins are playing the O's. Seems apt.
Wow, Dazzle was praising JJ Hardy on the radio broadcast. Strange to hear him praise someone!
what's up with Gameday Audio? I can't seem to log in.
that was a fantastic catch by Revere
Anybody ever try a Bubblegum Head beer? Not something I'd drink everyday but it has an interesting juniper tang to it.
bubblgum head is a shoning example of what an American Wheat should be.
The Twins seem to be ahead. Is this allowed?
Morneau's been going opposite field a lot more often lately. Solid at bat there.
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I can't get Gameday to load. So I guess I'm going home. Now that Twayn is here, I abdicate all responsibility for this game log back to him. 😉
They're doing well, so that means you're the sacrificial blackout.
so, I guess I won't tell you all about the delicious chile colorado sauce I made this morning, part of which I used to marinate chicken thighs to go on the grill, along with baked sweet potato and sauteed broccolini tonight. Serves you right.
You know it's best to brag with a detailed, picture-laden post, right?
That just might happen.
Reynolds: also not a good first baseman.
I'll take it
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Spantasm!
Where were these runs the last three games?
Oh yes. This is a fun first inning.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Only one more run to go, guys!
You had to bring it up.
What in the hell is happening?
Could this be that elusive 8-run inning we've been waiting for.
Hi everybody!
Good news: Twins are 7 ahead. Bad news: It's still only the first.
Good news: Scott Diamond is pitching.
So close. I'll settle for a 7-run inning.
The boyos are wearing the M caps tonight.
This should have included the line: I thought that they retired those.
the last time the Twins have scored at least 7 in an inning was June 21, 2011 where they scored 8.
the Twins pitching staff has not allowed 7 runs in an inning this year.
Certainly has felt like they have every game.
That was my birthday
But it's not anymore?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Wait.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
I'll punch you in the face for booing my boyfriend.
Target Field is such a bandbox, even Mauer can hit one out now.
Thank god that cement settled!
WEITERS WITH POWER!!!
And batting average!!
Joe Mauer. That is all.
Those flowers aren't going to last until September.
Mauer: "F*** flowers."
I don't know why the guy hates flowers so much. BOOOOOOO!!!
Yeah, I'll be punching you in the nuts instead.
Yeah, that's about right.
Joe Mauer HRs. I like it.
Stupid Wieners.
OK, wtf is going on with Gameday? It doesn't work on my home machine (FF or Chrome) either. Did the dumbasses break everything but Idiot Explorer again?
Working on Chrome for me.
huh. I get nothing but a spinner and it never loads. But works fine on IE.
I think I'd rather not have GameDay than use IE.
**okay, slight exaggeration. But very slight.**
given that I'm paying to listen to these games, I'm willing to make an exception.
apparently, that's a "yes."
Im having troubles connecting a lot of sites tonight
Evening, kids.
Did the scoreboard operator screw up tonight? Something looks wrong.
Give it time, bootsy.
apparently, Tillman's "arrival" was a bit premature.
I thought you should know when I open up a comments section from a Canis post I know just ctrl+f "E-6". It works out pretty enjoyably for me.
Heh.
I've been offered stock options. 🙂
You know what the say about imitation.
Did you see that grab earlier tonight?
Heard it. Does that count?
Nice callback from the cup, too.
I've always enjoyed your outsider aesthetic, buffalo.
Just got these in the mail today for my new kegarator. Thought you'd enjoy.
I'm disappointed that the good doctor didn't end up getting that job in wny... Well, not really.
Me too. He's like a Canadian Howard Finster.
Dido. Bootsy has been displaying some awesome work over there.
Thanks. It's been a lot of fun, though I think I may disappear for a while after my next image.
(I'll give you a sneak peak.)
Yep, this is exactly what I thought an E-6 joint would be.
Hrm, the last joint I had with '6 didn't look like that.
Not enough color?
High, oh.
*cough*
Nice. All those graphics would take me weeks to put together- I'm sure you're much faster, but it still has to take you a while.
That one certainly did, but most of 'em I knock out in 20 minutes or less. A couple of magic apps make it easy as pie.
I especially enjoyed the Broussard comment. But it was all quality entertaintment. Cough.
Like shooting fish in a barrel with Broussard,
USA having trouble pulling away from Brasil this evening.
I may sound un-'Merrican, but I kind of like the idea of a US super team not winning. I miss the idea of the Olympics being an amateur contest. (even if I don't think it ever really was in my lifetime)
If Ricky was playing I would have been rooting for Spain.
Ok, yeah, that would be an exception. I almost still want to root for Spain, anyway.
Somebody might have laid large on Brazil +32 tonight.
Winner Winner! Pollo Dinner!
Google translate tells me it'd be "Frango Dinner!" in Portuguese
*hangs head in shame.
I knew I'd heard that word before. It's used in Brazil to describe when someone makes an embarrassing mistake on a soccer pitch.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9TXVMkQ29g
Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken?
Balks are the most exciting play in baseball.
I lied--a 2 RBI infield single is the most exciting play in baseball.
No, it's Infield Fly Rule drops.
Balks are generally my most "WTF" play. Until the announcer tells me what happened, I'm usually at a loss.
Grounder to the bag- nice, Ben.
I picked a good game to watch, it would seem.
I'm following on Gameday, and I'm pissed that they waited until I was on vacation to open up the whoopass.
The bodymore crew have been pretty brutal to gardy.
Mauer without Pauer.
Just got home from vacation less than an hour ago -- let the winning recommence!
Hey, where's Gameday?
Hey, where's Gameday?
On internet explorer.
Then I guess Google Chrome won't do the trick. (smart guy)
Got audio from the alternate webpage, at least.
Wolves summer league on NBA TV tonight if things get too out of hand at Target Field.
I feel pretty safe saying that isn't why the infield fly rule was introduced, Dick.
wait, what? It's only the 5th? Are we playing the Yankees?
I cant believe its only the 5th inning.
Ugh. there goes the girl's-best-friend ERA.
Touchdown and PAT, and it's a whole new ballgame.
Didn't Kevin Gregg used to be a closer?
If the Twins can put together an 8 run inning here, I can go to bed feeling pretty comfortable.
Really? It's still like 90 degrees here, so comfort is hard to come by.
(Yes, yes, I have air conditioning... it was just a joak).
We don't have AC here at my parents' house. Lots of fans, but no AC.
wait, it's only the sixth? Is this Red Sawks/Yankmees?
Good lord. I'm almost done cooking dinner, and the game has advanced all of an inning and a half.
Is this Red Sawks/Yankmees?
Is it being shown on the 4-letter?
Good point.
Reynolds is 3-4 tonight? Did anyone even mention he's a triple short of the cycle? Gladden might have, but I was tuning him out.
Dick missed nothing.
Good game for the Mountie.
Plouffe and Morneau both have a .257 batting average right now. That is all.
Oh come on. Let Swarzak get his save and then flip him as being a proven closer!
Is 14 runs a big enough lead here?
Make that 12.
Capps
rocksrocked!Oh, good, Capps still likes to give up homeruns.
Nice to see Capps has still got it.
Dang, I forgot to change my avatar.
4 game series. I hope the Twins have some more runs left in them.
Nineteen? Holy crap. Smooth the production, fellahs!
Still on track for 110-52! I feel confident that if we score nineteen runs every game, it'll happen!