After a lousy homestand, the Twins back on the road with a 2-game series against the Brewers. This is the part of the write up where I would complain about MLB scheduling two mid-week games against our natural NL rival and how stupid it is, but I've been beaten down. Obviously MLB doesn't care and we will experience the same next year as well. Whatever MLB.
Chase Anderson on the mound for the Brewers as the Twins get to face the back end of the rotation. Anderson has been decent this year with a 5-2 record and 3.70 ERA. He gets just under 1 strikeout per inning. Twins bats should get to him. Talking about the back end of the rotation, Twins put up Martin Perez who has been downright awful lately. Probably the only reason he's still in the starting rotation is that Miguel Perez is still hurt.
Game at 7:10p Should be an interesting match up and a couple of games that would be nice to win.
Twins Lineup
CF Kepler
C Garver
SS Polanco
LF Rosario
3B Sano
2B Arraez
1B Cron
RF Gonzalez
P Perez
A Perez start? Ngghhhhh. I hope he proves me wrong, but I don't expect to stick with this one super long.
I thought they would skip him with Monday off?
Not sure managers do that much late in the year
Yeah, but he's really bad.
You may be right, but I'd think a manager would do it more late in the year, especially when you're in a tight race and every game seems so important.
"Miguel Perez"? Sure, why not
I'll take Martin Perez for a home run tonight.
I believe I promised 20 points for that
What's the over under on how many home runs Yelich hits in his first at bat?
This would be a good time for that home run, Martin.
His career at the plate says otherwise. (SSST, though.)
He's due!
Walked the pitcher with a sub .050 average
Well, uh, at least he didn't do it in four pitches.
Wanted to get the leadoff batter out of the way for next inning.
strategery!
Red Sox up 4-1 in the 5th.
Scoreboard watching in August. I'm going to get an ulcer by October
As long as the Twins are in first or near first, I do it from Game 1. I don't care. It's been pretty rare the last decade that it mattered what other teams were doing. Or even what the Twins were doing.
GARVER!!!!!!
Take that, Yankees
*rubs hands together*
Hope you get it!
Smart move by Arraez not to hit that ball too hard.
Every time they say "Bo Bichette" I think they're going to say "Boba Fett".
Cory pointed that out a week or two ago.
I was on vacation.
Well, you independently validated his statement
I wish someone would tell Attaboy that it's okay for him to stop talking once in a while.
Or use slightly less "purple" descriptors.
Nice save, Polanco!
Taketh, giveth
Martin "Wiggles" Perez
Perez's control has been bad, but at least the Brewers have only squared up on one ball all game. Cutter must be moving better today
For once I actually wish the red Sox weren't terrible.
Seriously. It seems like Cleveland is lining up everyone when they're at their worst.
Great demonstration of wiggling here tonight
Truth.
Alright, while I don't feel I owe him an apology, this had been Perez's best start in literally forever.
Best start since July 17 by game score. The walks drag down the score though. Going by just runs, best start since May 17. That was the last time he gave up only one run and it took the Mariners to happen.
I definitely blocked that July 17th game from memory.
Through 7, that game was basically a carbon copy of this one. Perez pitches well through 6 and reliever gives up 3-run HR in 7th to blow the lead. Fortunately, the rest of the bullpen decided not to meltdown today.
I was just thinking how nice it would be to score another run or two.
I was just thinking how nice it would be for Boston to do the same.
Ya ain't wrong
I guess I should have emphasized the "or two" a little harder.
Boston trying hard to blow the game in Cleveland.
Fortunately, the Twins are also trying to blow the game in Milwaukee!
Appropriately baked
jiminy christmas
Sam Dyson, thy name is Harper
Le ugh.
I think I'm GOSO'ing it now
Like, for real. That home run was a major turning point in how much I care anymore.
Cleveland ties it up as Mil goes up. Fuck it all.
Our bullpen sucks all the ass.
The timing is... brutal. I'm trying to tell myself there's a lot of season left.
A week ago, Sano hit a walk-off HR as Cleveland blew a chance to go ahead, putting the Twins up by 4 games. Nothing has gone the Twins' way since then. What a swing.
That final day of the season when the Red Sox got walked off by the O's at the same time Dan Johnson (and then Longoria) saved the Rays was much more enjoyable having no stakes.
To be honest, I'm not mad or upset. I'm just that much closer to losing interest completely.
Yep this.
Well - Im mad and all - but mad usually leads to losing interest.
I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed.
Me three. However I did just buy a mess of tickets for the home closer, so I gotta stay connected I guess.
Boston took the lead back, so there’s that.
Cron needs to lean in and let that hit him.
Yeah, big hole in his swing lately
Marwin!!!!!!!!!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Eat shit, Hader.
Get a haircut, hippie!
That's a lot nicer comment that the ones I see about Hader on Twitter.
My dislike of Hader has nothing to do with his hair.
Yup
I know nothing of this Hader. Sometimes that's nice?
Possibly related to tweets he sent when in high school.
Possibly also in addition to the Miller Park reaction for his first appearance of the season. There's a whole lot of shitiness surrounding this guy.
Ding Ding Ding. Applauding racism and homophobia* somehow rubs me the wrong way.
*He claims to no longer hold those views, and I have no reason to disbelieve him. Still, the fans embraced him way way way too quickly.
Wow wow wow wow
Hot damn!
I got here just in time.
Boston Wins. And how about Mr Gonzalez.
I'm not glad, I'm just pointed.
I smiled
Just like I wrote it up.
Okay, cmon fellas. That was pretty awesome.
Welllll, I think that’s my first TWINS spooky of the season.
Hader interviewing for a spot in Twins bullpen next year.
Zing
Who is the radio team tonight? They basically called it.
Provus and Attebury I believe
They were talking up about how Hader has been getting hit hard when he gets hit, especially on his fastball.
TV crew were basically saying that, too.
Im calling it - Dyson comes out and is SOLID getting at least 3 if not all 6 outs.
Halfway there.
1/2 way there.
.5 of the way there
50% there.
An appropriately baked amount there
3/6 of the way there!
How will the Vikings lose this now?
We lead by less than a FG......
Double secret probation for bringing up football during a pennant drive. Go to your corner!
Twins EXTEND home run lead over Yankees. Back to 12
Suck it, Braun.
Bunting. Dolt.
My favorite LTE of this post.
Easy inning. Thanks, Brauny for trying to bunt for a hit. WTF?
Apparently have to pull up the YouTube at work tomorrow.
Read some Cleveland Twitter just now. That was fun
How was the spelling?
Not as good as yours
Try searching Twitter for "Tito bunt".
Cheaptoy left, eh?
Sounded like we might not see him until November.
So yeah, I had left. I had a crappy day at work so I was in the perfect place to bail on the worst timed home run of the season. This was me this morning, though:
Sano salami call.
I would have no quibble with this outcome.
Like I said, an effing GIDP.
-5 points 🙁
Ha. That's right.
You gotta crack some eggs to catch meat.
You can beat the brewers, but you can’t beat me.
[Redacted]
Sano's first double play all season
I’ve got playoff-level stress. I’m not making it to the end of the season, guys.
That hpb looked painful.
The strike zone is all over the place.
Ibid
FINISH HIM!
Flawless victory
!
Well that was an acceptable wrap to the evening.
Guys. I love baseball.
What a crazy night of swinging emotions.
Puppies!
We need to Marie Kondo this place. Spark joy!
So we get rid of... Friday music day?
I'll admit, I'm glad I didn't completely lose interest.