They get to wear the dunce cap for a while now.
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April 15, 2016: Death and Taxes
Be wary of at least one of these today, Citizens.
April 14, 2016: 73 Wins
The Warriors made it!
...will the Twins?
2016 Game 8: Hosers at Twins
Well, this has been worthless so far. For eight years I wanted to get back home, and now that I'm here I'm still waiting for the Twins to win a single regular season game. They're still at home, so I guess that's cool, although they face Carlos Rodon, who Fangraphs and B-R and everyone seems to agree is about to break out in a big way (he struck out a ton in the minors).
Phil Hughes goes for the Twins, and will probably throw two or three balls and ninety strikes. I keep sitting here trying to come up with new ways to beg for a win, but I'll just try to bow out gracefully and whisper that I would, indeed, like one. Let's do this, Twins.
April 13, 2016: About Time
The apartment complex has finally sent us a letter about why it took so long to approve us (they couldn't find my credit history) despite me calling the background check team twice to explicitly explain this to apathetic dudes who assured me there was no problem ("hey, so I haven't used credit since 2004").
No problem, guys. I'm cool with white-knuckling my living situation because you can't be bothered to take a couple of notes.
April 10, 2016: Party Like it’s…1996 Or So
I'm spending two days with just my brother and my dad for the first time in probably twenty years. I miss the hell out of my wife and daughters, but this is pretty great, right here.
April 9, 2016: Wins
Let's find some.
April 7, 2016: Final Interview
The Milkmaid's final interview after a long process is today at 4. I'm losing my mind without her and my girls, so here's hoping.
2016 Game 2: Twins at Orioles
With any luck, I'll get to see my first few innings of the season today...damn wiener work schedule. Today the Twins start a new 8-game winning streak against the Orioles, as Good Kyle Gibson faces former mostly-Brewer Yovani Gallardo. I'm typing this in the car on my lunch break, sooooo...wow, it's time to get back. Hopefully I can join y'all toward the end of this one.
April 6, 2016: Too Many Days Off Already
MOAR BASEBALL