Rough day Monday. Las Vegas. Tom Petty. All of which pushed the crisis in Puerto Rico, North Korea... off the list of latest things that outrage/sadden us.
That's why we need this. The improbable run. This plucky band of brothers who thrilled us, made us smile, made us care about baseball again. Even if it's for one day, we need this. And we need it to be against the Yankees. It just feels like it was meant to be -- win or lose.
Winning would be great, but it's not necessary. It's playoff baseball and the Twins are participants. And for one day, heck for three (plus) hours, all will be right in our little corner of the world. The problems won't go away and there is a lot of healing that needs to be done, but for one evening, we can watch, rejoice, thrill, even cheer at a bunch of grown men trying to hit, throw, and catch a little ball.
Twins are playing with house money tonight. Still, I would be disappointed if they aren't at least competitive.
I so much want the Twins to ruin this Judge lovefest.
Only saw one jersey in the store here in Eagan today, and it was Judge.
Talk about oversaturation.
The Geico He-Man commercial is epic.
Apparently, the Yankees have already won. When announcing the Yankees' lineup, they're playing the music from Star Wars when they were awarding the medals after blowing up the Death Star. When the Twins were being announced, they played the Darth Vader march. Talk about irony.
That was extraordinarily lame.
I hope the Twins get a major case of the (home-run) trots in that gaudy, rule-flouting turdbowl the Yankmes call home.
Let's start with nine in a row to right field.
eight to go.
OK fine, left field will do.
An eight-run first inning to end the Yankees' season and ruin ESPN's ratings would be the ultimate.
Why limit our imaginations to eight runs?
There's one!
8 eight run innings!
Suzyn just blessed Molly getting re-upped so it's a done deal.
Over/under when Jeter is mentioned?
Tell me we don't have to do Jeter-shots.
I just assume he already has been.
Already mentioned in the pregame. Todd Frazier stood next to Jeter after winning the LL World Series or something like that.
No, don't watch the pregame!
You mean the new co-owner of the Miami Marlins? I hope there's a curse.
Hi all. I reached out to another old friend to try and get them to join tonight, too. Let's get some 2009 magic going on in here.
hey, hitman. LTNT.
Hello. Haven't watched baseball on a while. Just to check the Twins are allowed to hit home runs now?
Someone told them how much less hard they have to run around the bases when they hit the ball over the wall.
NO BUNTS TONIGHT... unless it's for base hits against the shift, in which case I hope there are many
Divin' Dozier!!!111001001one!
DOZIER!!!!!!
My old man just told me that he saw the alpha and omega regular season games in 87 as well as this year. Coincidence? I think not.
BULL Fucking DOZED!!!
"All my Life, Radio Listening"
1/8th
Hilarious opening.
Holy balls.
I spookied that HR on Sunday.
Ok I spookied a 3-run first innning lead but not that Eddie boom.
OMG, THIS YANKEES GAME IS GOING SO QUICKLY
2run for E.R. Man.
I just realized this is the first twins postseason for either of my kids.
I met my wife two months before their last playoff game
Your children have never seen the Twins not hit multiple HR's in a the first inning of a Twins playoff game.
I'm not sure they saw this one. Their eyes are glazed over when I tried to explain to them the history of Twins-Yankees.
This is a different team. That history is irrelevant.
I hope.
BAND FREAKIN' BOX
3/8th
EDDIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Sorcery!
Whoa, I thought George burns was dead.
Seven to go...
Holy effsticks. Spookied that one
EDDIE!!!! This is so perfect
Bandbronx
spookied both of those.
Suzyn: stop the bleeding.
Guys, I think I am probably a lucky charm.
+1 rainbow
/tips fez
Can you bring on the Johns for a one game series?
All in due time, Buffalo.
Ok, that was my fault.
I'm just happy to be here so far. Haven't done this often.
Eddie Money!
Seeing Girardi getting on the horn in the first is cathartic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG7LoTezLO8
Yankmes fans already turning on their starter is just too precious.
Also, Holy Shiv, you guys!
Har.
Art is, well, art.
an oldie but a goodie.
GOSO, Luis
Severino we barely knew ye.
Don't wake me up
How quickly can I sign up for ESPN?...
a little longer than it takes to find the most VIP of boxes.
roku had me hooked up in 3 minutes. I get 7 free days, though I'll be canceling tomorrow.
Okay, what's the shortest (non-injury related) start in the post season?
I am going to miss that guy. Looks good in a Yankees uniform.
I'm sipping this saison vvvvveeeeerrrrryyyyy ssssslllllloooowwwwwllllllyyyyyyy.
Where did you find one of those?
I've found them in silos at Steve's, Hyvee, and Woodmans in the People's Republic. Also their IPA in silos at the same locations, and crowlers of other stuff at Hyvee East.
That's good to hear. I didn't know they'd expanded beyond the owner's mom's liquor store. They had a gruit at the great taste that was fantastic.
I've bought & drank at least four four-packs of the saison silos already. Delicious stuff.
silo = tall boy?
I had the Schell's Saison with dinner.
Bunt talk. Does that mean shots?
Someone will have to remind me of the rules in here.
Not going to lie, knowing Green's strikeout ability, I suggested Buxton try to bunt for a hit.
hit to the outfield please
That is a good start.
Tough to be bummed with that start to the game.
I'm greedy. Hated leaving those ducks on the pond.
pitch down the middle, batter takes, crowd boos.
really?
Let's not forget, most of the people in attendance are not baseball fans, just rich.
Putting the boors in "bourgeoisie."
well done, sir.
Boo
I'd trade a double play for a run.
Now I would trade one for no runs
Eff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P7qWQ5dBmA
Ugh, Santana doesn't have it either
Indeed. He looks way uncomfortable tonight.
didn't spooky the batter, but spookied the home run.
I spookied it after Santana struck him out and the ump called it a ball. Cool.
Yeah. Though Rosario also struck out before his homer
THAT WAS NOT FUN!
This is less fun.
Baseball is dumb.
Look at it this way: now the twins can rip out their hearts a second time.
Calm down, Molitor.
Co-sign
Okay, brand new 8 inning ball game. Yankees will run out of relievers, right?
Who starts inning two? Santana or Berríos?
i say johan.
Bradke
throwaway prediction: no more scoring until the 9th.
derp.
Robot umps now by the way.
Well, I wasn't gonna drink tonight...
It should be a 3-0 ame if the ump would just call strike 3 to Gregorious. I know Santana missed his spot, but a strike is a strike. ESPN not talking about that at all.
See Beau's comment above. Rosario also for a free strike three because Severino missed his spot.
My frustration is with walking Gardner to lead off.
And my frustration is with Gardner's stupid face.
Gardner is the Petunia of the Bronx.
I really do detest him.
This seems more familiar.
welcome back!
This Greene fella is pretty good.
Listening to the booth, I'm pretty sure he's the greatest reliever in history.
Twins will win this game on a Mauer hit that is originally ruled foul but is overturned by replay.
you seem to believe in balance in this universe.
Buxtastic!
Ouch
haha, i love santana's face right after that catch. clapping for the effort, but cringing at the impact.
Natch. I guess the brush one pitch back wasn't a good idea.
Should have hit him instead.
Man I dislike Brett Gardner
Augh! His face is so stupid!
so is his head.
Blarf.
Down to the Yankees. Got 'em exactly where they want 'em...
I want them in jail.
I can get behind this.
Chapman seems an obvious candidate for that.
Starlin Castro, too.
you are a lawyer...
The Twins have scored more than three runs in the postseason only once since 2004, and they topped out at three runs in 2003. That was the opening game of the 2010 ALDS.
4!
I mixed up a rally Malibu Lemonade. 8 runs coming up!
I'm debating if this is driving me to drink or not. I'm gonna have a piece of Oreo pie for now and see where it takes me.
Mentally listing the things I hate more than the Yankmes to regain tranquility.
At least there's plenty of material for that these days.
That creates tranquility?!?
I mean, when you're starting with "War, capitalism, the President, Congress, my governor, Wall Street...," it puts things in perspective. I hate to admit it, but I might hate the NFL less than the Yankmes.
I just mean that thinking about those things wouldn't make me feel less calm.
I used to hate the Yankees more, but the nfl has moved way up my list the past few years.
For me it's like choosing between which I hate more: more than half the presidents of my lifetime or at least half the Congresses.
That's a debate that can keep the mind occupied.
Beer is helping me remember to forget.
The booth is making me more angry than the Yankees. Suppose the booth is an extension of the Yankees, so, beer it is.
Occasionally there is something Twins positive. That has legitimately surprised me.
Can't you mute ESPN and play the Twins radio feed?
streaming the video with the twins audio on my phone. they are... not synced up.
I sense a conspiracy.
Which is earlier? I opted to skip ESPN completely and go with only the radio. So far it's seemed about 30 seconds behind Gameday.
got the dad's connect on the video. it's a good 30-45 seconds behind the audio. at the very least, i can do stuff around the house with the phone in the pocket and have plenty of time to get back to the computer if there are any view-worthy events.
.... wha?!? ... I'm an idiot. Yeah, jesus. This is significantly better.Derp. Radio way, way into the future.
I miss ballpark sounds.
Also just heard the Dizzl's commercial about hitting a grand slam in game one ... yeah, I'll suffer with espn.
I'm at least a little surprised at how bad they've been. I didn't watch a lot of games on ESPN, but hasn't this crew at least been passable? They sound so star struck it's giving me a migraine.
There is a lot of uptone when talking about the yankees, and a lot of down talk when the twins are up. Subtle, but not. And, they're ready to fellate "all these superstars in the making". So, there is that.
I'm in such a better place with understanding to not get as emotionally invested than I was in my younger days thankfully.
Petunia excepted?
I detest Pinstripe Petunia, but when that feeling is no where near what I felt about some of the guys a decade ago.
My kid just came down and asked for a glass of water and that worked a terrific emotional reset.
Buxton bases loaded against a right-hander. Why am I not confident
He bunts.
Not just any right hander. The one the Twins have never scored upon in 60 innings.*
*Approximately
Ugh, Percival unretired?
I think this type of bullpen game benefits the Twins. The Yankees never have to put together a game with bailing wire and chewing gum. Twins are well familiar with it.
they are working with better tools though.
Premium bailing wire and artisanal gum.
Hand made in Brooklyn, resold in Manhattan.
Nice.
This could be a long game, dudes. I should probably call in sick to work tomorrow.
On the upside, my daughters are drowning out the apparently awful booth.
Tied up!
now SEND HIM!!!
Sent!
Dazzle saying Robertson is going for a strikeout instead of a double play. The Yankees bullpen averaged 10.9 K/9. I think they're always going for a strikeout.
honestly, i predicted they'd tie it this inning. based on my last prediction, i didn't want to say anything.
that was also all i predicted.
d@mn unrequited RISPs
Castro has left runners on 2nd and 3rd twice and nothing to show for it.
No balls in play even. That hurts. Buxton improved there.
y'know, have we tested how many comments the new basement can handle? i don't think we really have, right?
In the first year, had 527 LTEs on a World Series game. That was a long time ago and I've changed all sorts of things. The backend should be faster now. There was a 415 LTE Olympics game log. I would consider a Cup from last year to be the biggest test thus far with 277 LTEs.
huh, seems so. naturally, i couldn't think of any twins worthy events that would have caused a higher LTE count.
Many of the gamelogs in 2011 had a lot of LTEs. 200+ was common.
well, i meant something to test the site. we're already at 200+.
This is a big inning for Berrios. If he can get through the middle of their order with the game still tied, that would be huge, especially with Grossman leading off in the fourth.
i don't think berrios should have come in just yet.
not a great start.
I really don't like this move. Burning your two best starters in any game is looney tunes.
Yeah, but they got Gibson to pitch game 1!
I'm not sure there's enough beer in this state to get me through that. But I'll try.
Just think of your Governor, apparently that'll help!
Oh, philo. That made me chuckle.
*hulksmash.jpg*
So a friend of mine defended Wisconsin's gerrymandering at the SCOTUS today...
hopefully your friend isn't named kennedy.
No, but he clerked for him...
I'll try to avoid going too deep into the fz, but eesh...
I guess that's one job Scott Walker has created. Taking it, though? That's gross.
Ooft, that's a low blow.
Yeah, but who else do you try? Santana had 64 pitches, so he could come back on short rest I think. But, that puts him starting on the off day so Game 3 at best. The puts Berríos on hypothetical Game 4. That means Gibson to start off the ALDS. Do not like, but I don't like anyone but Berríos getting the game into the late innings.
There's always Gimenez.
There is no tomorrow if you don't win today. Any next game is irrelevant.
dang.
what was rhu_ru saying about kepler's arm?
That it at least didn't allow Bird to go to second.
ball did not sail into the stands
Ugh.
so. many. pitches.
I hate to say it, but I might have to bail soon. Two hours to play three just isn't gonna allow me to stay up for the whole thing anyway.
Do they usually come back to win when you go to bed?
Probably not. But I do know that I'm usually more well rested when I go to bed.
I'm usually more well-rested after I've gone to bed.
I giggled stupidly at this one.
I'll take it.
Buxton out? Damn.
Granite in for Buxton? Uh oh.
And now Buxton's hurt.
No sano and now no Buxton? I don't like where this is going
Buxton out. No bueno.
Well, even if they lose tonight they will have gotten lots of young players post-season experience.
And actually did some scoring!
dammit
Eff. Again.
Inevitable.
He hit 15 home runs in September/October with an .889 SLG.
I hate Aaron Judge. I look forward to his downfall.
Judge not, lest ye be Judged.
Oh, how I've missed your wit. You hanging in?
I'm doing alright. How about you, pal?
Man, if I was better I'd be dead. Things are almost as always. You headed this way sometime soon?
I dunno. I should. I'm way overdue for a vacation.
if that ever happens, i'm in too.
I've got a couch and a spare bed nearly on top of my press, so, y'all can work out the sleeping arrangements.
lol
I'll let Joe have the couch and get a room at the Hilton. 🙂
I look forward to his decisions being overturned.
We'll see. I know the solicitor general defending them before the SCOTESPN.
I hate every single person on this team.
Welp, that seals it for me.
Well this is the perfect narrative for the Post
Ugh. The birth of a new jeter.
without the banana heels, rosario had a possible play on that, right?
maybe
but the banana heels was hilarious
Good news, they've got 5 innings to come back. Bad news, the Yankees have 4 innings to run up the score.
They've scored in every inning.
That's why we must start doing the same
heh.
Just lulling them into a false sense of security for dozier's grand slam to take the lead in the 8th
Yes! No runs in the 5th
I forgot the password to the fake stat freak account.
is it @%&^@^PASSWORD ?
GOSO
Yeah, that one.
Good money says the yahoo/equifax/DNC/etc. hackers could find it for you.
"GØ$Ö"?
(I can reset passwords.)
Shit, the ESPN booth is now making excuses for the yanks starter.
"You might not know a lot of these guys..." and we're never going to help you know them because YankeesRedsawks!!!!
And you won't know them until they get traded to the Yankees or Red Sawks
Ah Kepler. Don't be so over eager.
At least Berríos is getting postseason experience I guess.
I told zoomx that I wouldn't give him too much grief for sitting me on the side of the bar that didn't have a TV showing the game.
So this is me not giving him too much grief.
So you're asking us to give him grief for you?
Not too much, we had a good time once cribbage ended.
forgiveness!!!
why is there a TV not showing the game?
No TVs in the dining room, tuned correctly or otherwise.
I respect that.
As do i
NCIS reruns, dude!
Granite has a dog named Jeter. Of course.
granite had a dog named jeter. [sacrilegious curse]
We REALLY need some runs here.
Castro batting without two outs and runners on 2nd and 3rd. That's new.
results will likely be the same.
More like Jason Kastro.
Castro. Ugh.
Castro is not having a good day at the plate.
If anything, the Twins making all these Yankee pitchers throw a lot, maybe it messes them up for the next series.
I hope so. Even better: for next year.
What did Jaws just do?
dazzle rightfully calling out giardi for the showmanship.
nevermind, he's complimenting him for it.
This is the most Dazzle comment couplet ever.
Gary Sanchez does not seem to be a very good defensive catcher.
He's the Herc of that team.
Atta boy Dozier
Yanks all give that up with their facial hair.
RObertson's reaction was the best.
haha, this is even better:
junk ball.
Cmon JOOOOOOOOEEEEE
To quote George Costanza, "That's gotta hurt!"
Ok, now let's knock the Yankees in the junk figuratively with the score
I still want to know why Hawk hates Kahnle.
He's the worst teammate ever
I'm assuming racism.
Gardner looks most like a Yank who was hanging in Charlottesville.
So close.
Garbage camera angle. So close.
Not Bandbronx enough
Too bad LF isn't 31 feet
Uh, 317
Either would have worked
Yeah, I followed.
Nice camerawork ESPN
hey hey a 1-2-3 inning!
Good inning by Hildy
I'd like to stay up for the big rally, but I've got a lot of driving to do tomorrow. Guess I'll read about it during the inevitable middle of the night bathroom trip
Swing and run!
Man, Sanchez. Not great at catching.
Every single ball hit into the crowd (homerun, foulball, etc.) has been dropped by the Yankees fans. Also, why is Spike Lee dressed like it's 20 below while everyone else is dressed like its 55 degrees?
I'm assuming racism.
He's not a true Minnesotan.
Muting "God Bless America."
walked out of the room.
Watched "American Girl" performance from '78 Midnight Special again.
first off: still not over it. second: midnight special is a goldmine for WGOMDJing.
I was kind of shocked at how hard it hit me, too. Now have a whole mess of Petty in my car, though. Will also fill in some blanks in his discography.
actually, i'm totally with you on this. i'm usually fairly indifferent on these kind of things, but for some reason i can't quite explain, this has hit me strangely hard. have some stuff on the phone, but i also have designs on filling out some empty spots.
66 is too damn young. Hell, I turn 56 this week.
I took him for granted for a long time, but he sure maintained a really high level of quality throughout his career. Pretty astounding, really. And hit after hit.
TWINS BASEBALL!!
Mmhmm
Ugh. Do not like.
Cmon. Triple play.
Taylor Rogers? Uffda.
We might see all eleven pitchers at this rate.
you were saying?
We're almost halfway there.
Uh, throw strikes, my man.
I think Rogers probably could've done that.
Heck, this is one of those few times where I can say that I could have done that.
OFFS.
I think this is where I call it. I muted it while the Milkmaid and my daughters were giving me gifts a couple hours ago, and have watched with a wary eye ever since.
Wake me up if we win this one.
nevermind. I don't want to wake up.
Sweet dreams, Printer.
I hope, if nothing else, that the front office realizes the need for pitching
Given Falvey helped create the Indians staff I would sure hope so
I'm guessing they were aware.
i'm thinking we kind of split the difference on that poll.
Come on, Granite.
good job Castro
Guys. GUYS. touch first base.
A missed base? These games always have something weird.
[sacrilegious curse]
Punto finally vindicated
Sorry, the Yankees deserve to win this game. They out pitched the Twins. We can't even step on first correctly. Twins just couldn't dent that bullpen.
Still have an inning, but assuming this trend continues, season won't last much longer. But damn, what a run. Let's take the experience and kick ass next year
Seriously, what a fun season.
Yup, this was all house money tonight. I just can't believe that they haven't won a playoff game since I was there in 2004. So much has happened in my life since then, that's it's just surreal they haven't won a game since.
Ah, I forgot. This ties them with the late-80s-to-mid-90s Red Sox for most consecutive playoff games lost all time.
i've heard the "house money" line from 5 different sources tonight, and while i kind of agree, this is still somewhat aggravating. i know the narrative is that they'll shit the bed, but the fact they, again, still thoroughly did so is disconcerting.
It isn't so much the Twins losing that aggravates me, it's the Yankees winning.
50/50 for me.
That's probably a good sign; they made you hope again?
no, of course not. they were bringing knives to a gunfight, as was plainly obvious. the fact that this is usually the case is annoying.
getting more towards my point, even before the end of the top of the 1st, i started tempering myself. at the end of the the 1st, i knew it was over (hoped it wasn't, but again: tempering). worst of all, i was pretty sure the dugout felt the same way. kind of showed.
they were bringing knives to a gunfight,
But I thought knives were just as effective? People on facebook keep telling me that if we ban guns, murderers will just use knives...
oh wait, you were inferring that, right?
Yeah.
I had assumed a loss going into the game (although I expected the bullpen to be the ones to give up run after run later in the game). But what made it much harder to tolerate, and why I bailed at the first sign of no hope, was the brutal commentating. I probably should have muted it, but its hard to say if I'll watch much more of the postseason if its on ESPN.
Skim, my elder girl who today told me she got the lead in her school play, was a week old.
I wish they could have taken it, but once the Yankees answered in the bottom of the first, the Twins were on their heels.
No regrets. Great, great season.
Now. DO YOUR DAMNED JOB, CLEVELAND. (and Houston! No eastern teams in the ALCS!)
Craziness: Twins bullpen has currently allowed just one run too. Starters gave up 7.
Billy Joel with a great catch in the stands.
I've been ready for twenty minutes to shoot some guys with fire arrows in Rise of the Tomb Raider to take my frustration out on something, but I find myself unable to bail.
And as I write that, I get endless crowd shots of Judge fans, trying my patience.
I am offended by Chapman on the Yanks. The abuse was bad enough, but that they cared whether he was on roids at the time, not anything else... Just terrible.
hail mary, full of RsBI....
apparently everyone goes to bed way earlier than me, but:
https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/915425233686994944
That's just pathetic.
Joe Mauer with a hit. That makes me feel good.
Good job, Joe. Didn't want the season to end on your watch.
Co-sign.
No matter how many times they do this, it still sucks.
Mmhmm
I'm numb. I can't do the "house money" argument, as much as I wish I could. Blind squirrels find acorns but these guys simply can't luck into a single postseason victory.
If they can sign Shohei Otani with house money, then I guess they should cash out.
Don't the Twins have more available international money than most teams?
thinking that japan has different rules (posting). that's still true, right?
(or was that /s?)
If I'm not mistaken, Otani doesn't qualify for the exemption.
http://www.baseballamerica.com/international/new-mlb-international-signing-rules/
But this makes me want to puke:
Speculation about the Yankees signing him.
attebury: "it's just after midnight here and the carriage just turned back into pumpkin."
heh, fair enough.
We'll get 'em next year.
We'll get 'em
nextsome year. All of us will most likely be dead by then, but it's possible there's advancement in human longevity coming before we get there.They said after the game this ties the Boston Red Sox for the longest string of consecutive playoff losses. That string ended in 1995. A little math, and the Twins are your 2026 World Series champions! Let's hope we all make it that long.
roll that nutshot a few more times. 😉
random thought after an overall fun day at the WGOM:
i found an @MoT account. i followed it.
Hmmm seems like a pretty political feed. Didn't see any Lady Gaga posts. Wonder if its the same guy,
FUCK THE YANKEES
Co-sign.
Yup
I'll have what you guys are having.
Not regretting my decision to go to the gym during the game. Wake me up when the Twins spend twice what the Yankees spend. Each team scored one run per $25M tonight.
I think we can agree this is on new guy for not showing up.
Him, or Stop and Pop.