Your guess is as good as mine.

I'm sure I've given a CoC this exact title before, but whatever.

This is it, Citizens. 2016 ends and hope springs eternal. Everyone cool died this year, but I also came back to Minnesota, bought a house, got a swank new audio system, and continued to call the World's Greatest Online Magazine home.

The Twins and Timberwolves still suck, but whatever.

So how are you?

I return from my three-day break finally starting to get the sickness my wife and daughters have been carrying around (especially Sour Cream, who was miserable yesterday; at least they don't have school this week).

On the upside, we sign the purchase agreement for the town house this morning. That's cool.

So, did everyone get the Martin Logan Motion60XT floorstanding speakers that they wanted in their stockings? Anyway, drive carefully, unless you're one of those Minnesota expats, in which case you can proceed as normal.

This year, I have the 24th AND the 26th off. I don't know if either has ever happened since I joined the company.

Today makes thirteen years married to the Milkmaid. I can't imagine life without her.

I was blown away to see 231 LTEs on a CoC last night before I got there. I should have known it was a Festivus post.