Let's try to avoid the sweep here, boys, okay? -or- Relative veteran Johnson squares off against the rookie Patterson in his MLB debut.
Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Minnesota Twins
(16-12) (12-13)
Target Field
1 Twins Way
Minneapolis, Minnesota 55403
6:10 PM CT
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Los Angeles Dodgers Starting Lineup
1. Gordon, 2B
2. Puig, RF
3. Ramirez, DH
4. Gonzalez, 1B
5. Kemp, CF
6. Van Slyke, LF
7. Uribe, 3B
8. Turner, J., SS
9. Butera, C
Minnesota Twins Starting Lineup
1. Dozier, 2B
2. Mauer, DH
3. Plouffe!, 3B
4. Colabello, 1B
5. Pinto, C
6. Herrmann, LF
7. Fuld, RF
8. Hicks, CF
9. Florimon, SS
Probable Starting Pitchers
John William Patterson
0-0, 0.00 ERA
v.
Kristofer Michael Johnson
0-0, 0.00
*Photo courtesy of zman z28
More strikeouts than Pelfrey!
Puig gonna Puig. oh my
Oooh, that seems a bit harsh.
Just feeding into the storylines. =P
Are you talking about Pinto tagging him out? I saw the replay, he didn't turn toward second at all.
Yeah, there looked like there might have been a slight "BALL'SLOOSENOWAITDON'TGO" go through his head, but he never turned his shoulders or hips towards second at all.
heheh, Target Field music guy playing the Law and Order theme song while Mattingly is talking with the ump.
Randball Stu:
Drawin' walks...and givin' them out
Looks like it was a good thing Deduno ate up a lot of innings in Game 1
This may be the most bizarre transaction I've made in a while, but appropriate for this forum.
I just now received two Twins tickets for Saturday from door-to-door LDS missionaries.
Interesting approach, I must say.
Hope it didn't cost you your immortal soul.
It cost four very long minutes, but they led with the tickets. I didn't want to be ungrateful.
Mormons for Baby Jesus!
Back when I was at CDC (a whilst back), the LDS database was the biggest DB in the world at the time).
So you mean Zee Jr. didn't scare them off?
Das Kind was setting up a ball game in the front yard, which prompted the discussion in the first place.
Hey everyone, this kid is paying out!
Bert is in full lawn-getting-off mode and sighing loudly. He reminds me of someone who was born poor, pulled themselves up by their bootstraps, made millions of dollars, and is dumbfounded as to why every lazy poor person can't do the exact same thing.
It wasn't pretty, but it was still better than Pelf.
apparently Bruno talked to Johnson as well as the Twins hitters
heh
Sleestak ftw!
♫♫Butters♫♫
ooooooh crap Hicks
Okay Spatchscratch, if you said you're okay and it turns out you aren't...
Brian Dozier, insert superlative
Did someone remind Tonkin there's no open bases before he starts here?
TWINS BASEBALL!!!
DODGER'S BASEBALL!
DODGERS BASEBALL!!
Two straight plays of TWINS BASEBALL!!
well, frack.
I see Tonkin is a fan of the three true outcomes.
good God, what's with the walks?!
Butera?! Seriously?
Its gotta be the cold weather...right?
DOZIER!!!!
Ho-hum, Dozier again.
Booo.
Florimon got hosed on a check swing call.
To be fair, Florimon taking the bat off his shoulder usually means bad things. Understandable how the ump got confused.
Drew Butera is 2-7 with 2 walks this series.
Fien could sure use a W tonight.
Heh. Crappy umping for everyone!
Im making a call: Colabello drives in at least two runs this at bat
rats
Time for Dozier to do a Carew and steal home.
Perk could sure use a W tonight.
Im having flashbacks to Denard Span
Call up Buxton!
Jamey Wright
that dude has been around.
Jamey Wright is so old, Joe Carter hit his last major league HR and got his last major league hit off him. This was in 1998.
Twins have been watching Wild hockey too much
Call this an unlikely generalization if you must, but every doubleheader in history has featured at least one extra-inning game.
Unless it's a doubleheader against the White Sox when the Twins score over 20 runs in one of the two games.
And the pitcher must hit.
Interesting approach by the Dodgers. They could win just by outlasting this bullpen, and they faced six pitches against Dunce.
They have an ace in the hole: Drew Butera
I was going to dispute "ace," but the dude has pitched before...
If only we had called up Nunez for the game, we could match them!
I'm calling it a night, so the Twins can put this away once I shut down. Take 'er home, guys
I understand sunk costs academically, but still can't convince myself to leave a game I've invested so much in.
Twins, my WGOM mates did not stay up for this crap.
Of course. It had to be Butera.
I hope he pitches the bottom of the 12th.
What the....
Butera?!?!
Duncing, you should be embarrassed
No. NO. I am hallucinating this crap.
They probably could've gotten Kubel if they tried.
Yup.
Well, crap.
ah, crap on a stick
Lame.
Aww heck.
Oof. That ain't how I hoped this would end.
You could have joined me. You could have saved yourselves. But NOOOOOO, you had to stick around, didn't you??
Getting to Missouri for the night would have been too long a haul.