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welcome back, span. we're glad you’re still here, and we’re glad to have you back.
the twins come back from a rare day off and face off against the LAAAAAAAAAA angels. on the mound is ervin santana, whom i'm told has been pitching alright as of late. since we’re obviously not having a fire sale, might as well start winning, i guess. now's as good a time the start as any...
SPAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's SPANTASTIC!
Walked!
SEND HIM!!
RESPONDS!
Span showing off the eye right off the bat!
Now please don't bunt him to second.
I don't think Plouffe can bunt.
Please don't bunt him to third, either.
Great start for Denard, not so good for the Ploufferdoodle.
Scioscia-less game tonight.
Bobby Abreu - Hall of Famer?
He's been way underrated as a player, and he doesn't have the luxury of being identified with one team. I think it'll be a hard road.
Aye
He's on pace to complete his 14th straight season with at least 150 games.
He needs 13 more SB, which would give him 500 doubles and 400 stolen bases for his career.
I think no. Too many other good players who will be on the ballot first pushing him back towards the back. It will be tough to pick up momentary for him.
Dunce K.
Bert thinks Revere hit well, and his only problem is arm strength. 66 OPS+
And he got on base!
I'm surprised he got half of it right at least.
K for the ii.
Ugh, I hate it when these idiots fellate Torii.
Which ones? I'm guessing both clubs' broadcasting teams will be doing it throughout the series.
Heh. I meant Dick and Bert. I was having trouble loading the LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA feed, so I went with ours.
you know you can mute them and stream the radio guys. just a tad more tolerable
I don't find Dazzle more tolerable than anybody.
Thanks for pinch hitting tonight, jobu.
Holy sh!t, I am about 30 seconds from muting these Halos idiots. Think Vince, the Slap-Chop guy, only douchier, and against Thome for HoF.
I had to switch it. They had the Blind Date guy on and became insufferable.
I have no idea who that is, but if that was the same guy, "insufferable" doesn't begin to cover it.
ha! exactly. i always thought "roger lodge" sounded kind of dirty. what the hell was he doing in the booth anyway?
I must admit to being a Blind Date addict when I was in high school
I liked the cross promotion episode with Boy Meets World. Eric was such a liar.
I was on an episode of Blind Date. It's (mostly) scripted. Now never ask me about it again, because it was a super terrible experience.
and for God's sake, don't try and google for it!
Ha!
I've never found a single result for my episode. I'm not sure it aired, even, because I never watched it. I've found some shots of my friend Steph (also an actor) from The Fifth Wheel, though. A whole bunch of those dating shows were under the same production banner, and they'd all cast at once and figure out who was going to be on what. She used her real name for some reason...not sure why she did that. Most everyone used a fake name.
what's your fake name?
They had me act like a total ass, so I said I'd only do it if I was allowed to use a ridiculous name so people who knew me knew it was bogus. So, I used "D'Artagnan."
I once took a class with a guy named Oliver de Albuquerque. I knew from his accent that he was from Oxford before I even asked.
CH-- doesn't he pitch for the Tigers now?
No, I think he repairs bicycles while waiting to be hired on as Sales VP of The North Face.
Blind Date, Fifth Wheel, Elimidate, Shipmates.
That was quite a fad in grotesque syndicated dating shows.
Yeah, they sucked. There was another one, too, right? With the guy who asked if they were going to stay with their current beau or switch to the new person?
We also watched a lot of MTV's Room Raiders, which was in a somewhat similar mold.
Change of Heart.
Ah, right. Thanks, HD.
Holy shit. I watched a ton of that in high school. I wonder if I saw your episode.
I had a mohawk and I talked about sex a lot, and both the girl and I claimed to hate one another. But, as I said, I don't know if it aired. I never saw it and even the people who knew I'd gone to shoot it and were watching for it never said they saw it.
Against Thome for the Hall. Embarrassing. I think I'll stick with the home clowns.
Alright, I've gotta admit, this Take The Money And Run show looks entertaining enough to make me watch an episode before it gets canceled.
Dunce is unhappy.
I love how these guys are pinning Weaver's ejection on Guillén.
And Wendelstedt.
And calling for a suspension for Guillén for inciting the event, even though they admit he wasn't breaking any rules.
toby with 4th multi-hit game in a week. if he's not up by september, i'd be shocked.
LaRussa takes exploiting matchups to the next level: it seems he put in a reliever just to hit Braun for retaliation.
Sounds like the Brendan Donnelly bullpen role.
wondering why New Guy is floating around Facebook when this game log so desperately needs a prediction or two from him?
Man, I hate seeing balls get past Valencia. I feel like he is in Gardy's doghouse already and I don't need to see Matt Tolbert/Luke Hughes/Toby Gardenhire manning third anytime soon.
another buntgasm in the booth
These guys are talking about Ervin Santana like he's Johan Santana circa-2004.
Well, he did just throw a no-hitter, so I'm not surprised they're on a high about him.
However, taken with the ball of idiocy you've been posting so far, I shouldn't give them the benefit of the doubt.
He was Johan Santana, circa 2003. Some other Johan became famous though.
Cuddy go off the wall!
Manufactured.
by foreigners?
d@mn leadoff baserunners. Didn't Duensing learn anything from Pavano's last game?
Pavano's the veteran, so Dunce is following his example.
I don't like it.
Evening, gentleman.
Twins have a 2-1 record on days in which AuntieWalt births a child. Better yet, the Twins have gone to the playoffs in two of the three years, with the exception being 2008. So, we've got this one and we're good to go for this season.
Virtual cigars all around.
I was wondering where you'd gone, mister. Cheers.
Atta boy. Congrats.
Congrats!
pressures on. You've done your part!
Tell Thome and he'll mash a tater for the lil' one.
mazel tov!
Thanks. The heat took its toll on the wife, for sure, but soon I should be back in the wgom game starting tonight. Newborn and bride at the hospital. Big kids at grandma and grandpa's. I've been up since 4:30, but I'm going to stick this one out.
Cheers!
(By coincidence, had a nice, long conversation with Mr. Dale today.)
Thanks. Mr. Dale's daughter will be helping out with the kids on Thursday.
Congrats UW & welcome little one!
Congrats Walt!
Man, everyone on this Angels team is an annoying player. Bourjos, Kendrick, Aybar. All these guys are so annoying.
Add Trombo to the list. Or Trumley, according to Bert.
Crap.
0-2 meatball, eh?
Hmm. Do I give this one another inning?
Yes! This one will end well. PH for New Guy.
I'm not sure New Guy even plays for us anymore. I wish he'd stop by.
Me too.
Oh, no. Early holes in west coast games = lonely Milkman.
I'm a glutton for punishment so I'll be here as long as I can stay awake.
I'm in, spooky.
We could have had some grand West Coast gamelog fun if you'd have been around five or six years ago, spooky.
Sigh...I didn't even know about this place until 2008, just a few months before I started calling it home.
Can we bring up Slowey yet?
Oh god dammit, Dick. Torii Hunter's "gold glove presence" kept that from being a double? Even _elmon probably could've stopped that ball from turning into a double.
I was initially writing a reply about how if they let Slowey start it's letting that whining pussy who wouldn't sac up and pitch relief for the team win, but then Dick spewed forth the verbal diarrhea above, and I was too annoyed to cancel my LTE. Sorry!
Gold Glove Presence!
You need to cash in some runs if an inning opens with both Delmon and Nishi getting on base. C'mon Span.
Crap.
God I hate this team.
We're losing? What's this nonsense?
now THAT sucks.
Have to say I'm shocked the Hunter contract has worked out as well as it has for the Angels. I expected a year like this one to happen sooner than 2011.
As I type that, ol' double-eye jacks a donger.
NOT EYE-EYE. CRAP!
Cripes, I spookied that. It's supposed to be current Twins, Milkman.
KEV-IN /CLAP CLAP/ SLOW-EY /CLAP CLAP.
AL-EX BUR-NETT **CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP**
MUST NOT BE NAMED **CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP**
So it sure would be nice if the Twins' starters didn't suck shit.
It'd be nice if the Twins had a winning record too, but we can't ask for too much.
Can we ask for anything?
We can but it is unlikely we will like the answers.
I'm sure if we asked for a position player to be moved for a reliever Bill Smith would oblige.
He's throwin' eggshells out there...
night, all
Alright, my neck is on the line. Let's pick up a couple.
I feel like the Twins should be losing this game 1531-1 right now. The fact that we are only down 4 makes me feel a little better.
/grasping at straws/
With the rockets the Angels are hitting, I agree.
Of course, the flipside of that is that it leaves me with very little reason to believe things will improve.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmO_04yYi9Q&feature=related
Game, or season?
Not to be StatFreaky, but I'd agree with both...
Woah, that record isn't even moving, man....
Both. They won't finish .500.
I'll still follow 'em, but this team is mediocre, at best.
I'd really held out hope that we'd be the first team ever to finish +.500 after being 20 games under, but the lethargic play of the last couple of weeks has got me thinking about next season, and perhaps figuring out which team to hang my hat on for the playoffs (I'm thinking Brewers and Diamondbacks, assuming they make it; the Braves are fine too).
Looks like I'll be consigned to rooting for a team from Texas to come out of the American League once again. (Although I'd actually be okay pulling for the Wahoos if they could overtake the Tigers.)
Dido on all that.
And I agree with with your NL teams, although my own sentimental order is probably Braves, Brewers, then Diamondbacks. I have almost as much trouble cheering for a team from Arizona as I do one from Texas, but hey, it'd be better than the Phillies.
I feel you on the Arizona thing (lately more than ever) but working for the organization planted a seed, and, well, the 2001 World Series was awesome.
As recently as two seasons ago I sorta cheered for the Phillies, but with the All-Star team they're buying these days, I just don't see the point.
Hey, Pinkman. You throw a hell of a party.
You want to...do something? Like...go-karts?
No
What I meant to say was,
The creator did say he only planned the show to be 4 seasons.
I haven't been able to read any of this because I'm still only between seasons two and three, but yeah, he said there was no way he could keep it real and keep Walt sympathetic whatsoever past that point.
I did read an article the other day about ongoing negotiations for a 5th (and certain, in that case, last) season. Supposedly AMC asked for a cut in the episode number, though, which Gilligan and company balked at. So who knows what's going to happen.
There's only one Walt.
Here is some fun baseball from today worth seeing.
Hmm, well that didn't work. Let's try this.
Awesome.
Wow, the A's are absolute clowns in the field right now.
Are you talking to your son?
Pfft, that kid is a baby. He can't even stay up past 8pm.
You would, too, if you were hitting the bottle all day.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlVwPUigPGk&feature=related
Nice!
It's late enough that I can spin this one. NSFW!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vFFewvHwEY
John Trubee "Blind Man's Penis"
Not bad. And as for the bottle comment, well, let's say the Calf has a different preference.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46EbjMkeghE
I'm with Rufus.
My favorite song by his dad (and continuing on with the drunks and junkies theme--sort of...)
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SLrIQ5gcdc
Yeah, that is a super solid number. This reminds me, I am going to be sending you a music related e-mail soon. Don't let me forget.
I'm a big Valencia fan from last season, but he looks terrible lately. (SSS, I haven't reallt been watching that much baseball, he's just looked bad when I've seen him)
Not-so SSS, he's been looking pretty lost. He also has to fight losing his temper at the dish constantly, and it's starting to grate on me.
-0.8 rWAR. Ugh. On the plus side, his ISO has improved but his BABIP dropped 80 points. Maybe next year he can play in between the two ends.
Valencia had an .804 OPS in July. He went 1-for-4 against a tough right-hander with a line-drive single. He's fine.
Is there any way we can get you a bench coach position sitting directly next to Gardy?
Is it just me or are Dick and Bert spending more time talking about Sunday's Tigers/Angels tilt than this game?
Eh, I might be if I were calling it.
It is about time Alex Burnett got some action tonight.
He desperately tried to be Alex Burnett against Abreu, too, but Abreu couldn't quite hit it out.
Ok. Middle of the order and I'm starting to fade. Here we go.
Get some sleep, Walt. No one will begrudge you for bailing. 😉
I appreciate that, but this house is so quiet, the log is all there is.
Then get us some runs, dammit!
I predict a Thome Bomb!
Bomb may have been a bit strong.
More like a firecracker.
Ol' dead arm is in.
So, Twins are about to win, right?
Also, I'm sure pretty much everyone is very excited for this movie with the monkeys.
My babies look like monkeys. Everything is beginning to gel.
The Kevin James one?
The James Franco one?
The one Jack Nicholson wrote?
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNdtqzm-v-w
Gross.
^
What he said.
Boo.
The Sox quit. The Indians aren't for real and the Tigres fade. Keep the faith.
And thanks for keeping the light on, wgom faithful.