Sorry, gang, still finishing up my trip so I don't have a lot to say here. Brito's a young pup. May our assbats be fleeting.
Monthly Archives: April 2023
Southern University Marching Band, Zulu 2023
welp, better late than never. This here is the Human Jukebox marching in Zulu’s parade this year. Enjoy.
April 24, 2023: St. Elmo’s
I'm out on bidness with various work counterparts. When we got to the restaurant for dinner, I felt like I'd seen it before...
Minor Details: Games of April 23
SAINTS 8, RAILRIDERS 5 IN ST. PAUL
St. Paul led 8-1 after eight.
Elliot Soto was 2-for-3 with two RBIs.
Alex Kirilloff was 2-for-4 with two home runs, a walk, and five RBIs.
Hernan Perez was 2-for-4.
With Bailey Ober called up to the majors, Randy Dobnak made the start. He pitched four innings, giving up a hit and a walk and striking out three.
Josh Winder struck out three in three innings, giving up one run on two hits.
Jorge Alcala pitched a scoreless inning, walking one and striking out one.
DRILLERS 4, WIND SURGE 3 IN TULSA
Wichita scored three in the first, but that was it. Jose Ramos' RBI single brought home the go-ahead run in the sixth.
DaShawn Keirsey, Jr. was 2-for-5 with a two-run homer, his second.
Carlos Luna pitched 4.2 innings, giving up two runs on two hits and a walk and striking out three.
Michael Boyle struck out three in 1.1 scoreless innings, walking one.
Alex Scherff struck out two in two-thirds of an inning, walking one.
KERNELS 11, SKY CARP 1 IN BELOIT
Cedar Rapids scored four in the second to take a 5-0 lead.
Noah Miller was 4-for-5 with a double, three runs, and three RBIs.
Noah Cardenas was 3-for-5 with two doubles, a walk, two runs and two RBIs.
Pierson Ohl struck out five in five innings, giving up one run on four hits.
Mike Paredes pitched a scoreless inning, walking one.
Regi Grace struck out two in a perfect inning.
Niklas Rimmel pitched a scoreless innings, walking two and striking out one.
Miguel Rodriguez pitched a perfect inning, striking out one.
HAMMERHEADS 10, MIGHTY MUSSELS 9 IN FORT MYERS (11 INNINGS)
Jupiter scored three in the top of the eleventh. Fort Myers got two back and had men on first and second with one out, but a line drive double play ended the game.
Michael Helman was 4-for-5 with a triple, a double, a walk, three runs, and two RBIs.
Dylan Neuse was 2-for-5.
Ricardo Olivar hit a home run.
Starter Tomas Cleto pitched three innings, giving up one run on five hits and a walk and striking out three.
Johnathan Lavallee pitched two-thirds of an inning, giving up no runs on a hit and a walk.
There are no games today.
TUESDAY'S TILTS
5:05 St. Paul (TBD) at Rochester
5:35 Fort Myers (TBD) at Daytona
6:35 West Michigan at Cedar Rapids (Kyle Jones, 0-2, 5.65)
7:05 Springfield at Wichita (David Festa, 1-1, 3.07)
Happy Birthday–April 24
Bob Ewing (1873)
Howard Ehmke (1894)
Harry Harper (1895)
Andy Cooper (1896)
Ed Musial (1922)
Frank Lucchesi (1927)
Lou DiMuro (1931)
Terry Tata (1940)
Ivan Murrell (1943)
Bill Singer (1944)
Pat Zachry (1952)
Bill Krueger (1958)
Mike Blowers (1965)
Omar Vizquel (1967)
Todd Jones (1968)
Chipper Jones (1972)
John Barnes (1976)
Carlos Beltran (1977)
Welington Castillo (1987)
Willi Castro (1997)
Jovani Moran (1997)
Miss SBG (2007)
Andy Cooper pitched in the Negro Leagues from 1920-1939. He managed the Kansas City Monarchs to four consecutive Negro American League Championships from 1937-1940. He also holds the Negro Leagues career record for saves with 29.
The brother of Stan Musial, Ed Musial played in the minors in 1941 and from 1946-1950.
Frank Lucchesi managed in the minors for twenty-three seasons and in the majors for seven seasons.
Lou DiMuro was an American League umpire from 1963-1982.
Terry Tata was a National League umpire from 1973-1999.
We would like to wish a very happy sixteenth birthday to Miss SBG.
WgOmRDLE Results: 04/24 – 04/30
Game 22: Nationals at Twins
All of a sudden the Twins are flirting with .500 after winning just one of their last seven games.
This Nationals series has been an exercise in frustration thus far. It doesn't seem like it should be so hard to beat Washington, but here we are. Can we chalk this up to the cold weather? Is it warmer today? Are there any other straws around that I can grasp?
Bailey Ober gets his first start of the year today, going against Patrick Corbin, who hasn't had a great start to the season. Ober has 4 starts at AAA and has been stingy with hits, walks, and runs allowed.
April 23, 2023. It’s Sunday!
Another tripleheader of sports!
Minor Details: Games of April 22
I won't have time to do the night games, but here are the afternoon games.
SAINTS 11, RAILRIDERS 6 IN ST. PAUL
St. Paul scored five in the fourth and two in the fifth to take a 7-5 lead.
Ryan LaMarre hit a three-run homer, his second.
Hernan Perez hit a two-run homer, his third.
St. Paul had just seven hits, but drew nine walks and was helped by three opposition errors.
Louie Varland pitched 4.2 innings, allowing five runs on seven hits and a walk and striking out eight.
Austin Schulfer pitched 1.1 scoreless innings despite giving up two hits and two walks.
Jordan Balazovic pitched a perfect inning and struck out one.
SKY CARP 7, KERNELS 1 IN BELOIT
Beloit scored four in the fourth and three in the fifth.
Ernie Yake was 2-for-3 with a double.
Jeferson Morales was 2-for-3.
Starter Orlando Rodriguez pitched 3.2 innings, giving up four unearned runs on three hits and a walk and striking out one.
Matt Mullenbach struck out two in two shutout innings, giving up one hit.
Charlie Neuweiler pitched a perfect inning.
TODAY'S TILTS
11:00 Jupiter at Fort Myers (Tomas Cleto, 0-1, 2.25)
1:05 Cedar Rapids (Pierson Ohl, 0-0, 3.60) at Beloit
1:05 Wichita (Carlos Luna, 0-0, 4.26) at Tulsa
2:07 Scranton/Wilkes-Barre at St. Paul (Bailey Ober, 2-1, 2.55)