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Whoa Nellie Game 111: Twins at Jacobs

Duensing (2-6, 4.39)CLEMasterson (7-10, 4.78)

An early one this time around.

Lineups:
Twins

  1. Span, D, CF
  2. Revere, B, RF
  3. Mauer, J, 1B
  4. Willingham, J, LF
  5. Morneau, J, DH
  6. Doumit, R, C
  7. Nishioka, T, 2B
  8. Dozier, B, SS
  9. Casilla, A, 3B

Indians

  1. Kipnis, J, 2B
  2. Cabrera, A, SS
  3. Choo, S, RF
  4. Santana, C, DH
  5. Brantley, M, CF
  6. Duncan, S, LF
  7. Marson, L, C .223 10 39 3 4 .500 0 0
  8. Lillibridge, B, 3B

GO TWINS!

Game 99: Twins in Only Mustard Town

It could be worse
It could be worse.

Blackburn versus Peavy

Lineups:

Twins

  1. SPANTATIC
  2. Silver Smith
  3. Chairman
  4. THOR
  5. The Mountie
  6. Zac Brown
  7. Dozier's tough I'm going with Helmet Hair or Billy Ray Cyrus
  8. Laddie
  9. Old Balls

Pale Hose

  1. Bad Person
  2. Awful Friend
  3. Person you don't want to see at IHOP
  4. Pauli Pocket
  5. Someone else
  6. That dude who annoys you from across the room
  7. He chews on your pen when he borrows it
  8. Cuba
  9. Boo

Go Twins!

2012 Game 50: Return of the F Bomb

DAY GAME ALERT!

#Pitchers

A's: Tyson Ross (2-5 5.79) If I were an A's fan Ross's K picture would be his face on a bag of chicken.
Twins: Francisco Liriano (0-5 8.47 ERA) I'm afraid to look at advanced stats today. Maybe tomorrow.

I for one, welcome our new Dictator who, having fought his way out of the bullpen, has found himself the master of the high ground. Hold on to it for dear life Frankie. I'm also recommending everyone start Liriano in their respective fantasy leagues. Unless of course you are playing me.

DMitt caught last night. Who catches today? GO JOE. Doesn't there seem to be some sort of link between butters and Liriano? GO JOE! Butera might need to pitch, so ... GO JOE!!

The Dictator and Chairman are going to live large today.

#UPDATE:

tWINs lineup:

  1. Span 8
  2. Revere 9
  3. Mauer DH
  4. HAMMER 7
  5. MOUNTIE 3
  6. Oz 6
  7. Laddie 4
  8. Butters 2 (ugh.)
  9. Christmas Songs 5

#GO TWINS!